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You Mad, Bro? Mets Overcome The Wacha

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From SB Nation’s “Viva El Birdos” Blog:

  • “Hit the pop ups to Duda And take some pitches versus Niese……unfortunately I think he will pitch well”
  • “lul mets”
  • “Wacha finally fans foe. The Wright stuff”
  • “Watching the Mets broadcast and finding it immensely enjoyable.”
  • “They have a lot of fun without distracting us much from the game.”
  • “I lost it when whoever it was messed up Bourjos’s name and then missed telling us the infield because he was trying to explain that he alway’s messes up his name and then everyone laughed at him.”
  • “Why are the Mets announcers so convinced that the Cards letting Beltran walk was the worst decision of all time?”
  • “Same ones who hounded him out of New York prolly…”
  • “The Great Citi Field Garbage Patch swirlin away in center”
  • “Makes me hungry for a hot dog.”
  • “Wacha falls short of the ML record for strikeouts through two innings By one.”
  • “Since when does Murphy not suck at defense?”
  • “Since the Mets learned TLR’s secret about 2B.”
  • “Aw shit. Bad juju to walk the pitcher to start an inning”
  • “Don’t look now, but the Mets are BABIPing 1.000! Fucking BABIP.”
  • “WTFKKKKKKKK”
  • “Mets announcers just said they think his 12-6 is as good as Waino’s. Don’t quite agree, but it’s legit as hell.”
  • “I’m tired of the commentators talking shite about Jhonny.”
  • “They are still talking about Jhonny Peralta. Can we go back to being fun please, SNY?”
  • “that is just blah”
  • “This is a really odd pitching performance”
  • “this is a weird game”
  • “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!”
  • “Welp any chance we score any more runs today?”
  • “this is like a whole line-up of Adam Dunn’s; either a K or a BB”
  • “i do not like angry mets fan behind home plate”
  • “I say the Mets forfeit this game for the fans trashing the field.”
  • “So they got Bay’s contract off the books and then ran out and signed Granderson, nice.”
  • “6 IP, 11 K for Wacha. Oh sorry that’s wrong — that’s Aaron Harang’s line today. AARON HARANG.”
  • “4IP 2ER 10K 5BB. That’s… Quite a line.”
  • “Sounds like an Ankiel line.”
  • “And the Mets put up a BABIP of .600 against Wacha, in between all the K/BBness. Fuck this fucking game.”
  • “this is brutal”
  • “okay…THAT .. was just embarrassing”
  • “That was one hell of a balk.”
  • “Goodness there’s a lot of doom in this thread”
  • “Losing to Mets will do that.”
  • “Guys, tomorrow we get to watch Bartolo Colon try to hit baseballs!”
  • “Awful, just awful to play this poorly against a team like the Mets”
  • “Good thing that ninja caught it…”
  • “rung”
  • “Man, that was a great play by the Mets. We just can’t catch a break right now.”
  • “gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
  • “Unreal. Absolutely unreal”
  • “Well that was the turd topping on a gourmet shit sandwich of a game.”

 

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