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Mets vs Cards. 7pm coverage on SNYTurner – SSMurphy – 2BWright – 3BBuck – CDuda – LFByrd – RFDavis – 1BLagar… say.ly/Ivf5P3p
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) May 14, 2013
Me critican para bajarme el auto estima pero yo voy directo ala cima. Yo no naci pa perder
— Jordany Valdespin (@jordany023) May 14, 2013
Is Spin too boisterous..yes. But this story is still a story because of the #Mets, not Spin. Has to defend himself if no one else will.
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 14, 2013
guess how many people will care about JV1’s antics if the mets are winning baseball games? (JV none)
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 14, 2013
JV1 should conduct a press conference with the media via Twitter. Them in English and JV1 in Spanish, with Adam Rubin translating.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013
Jordany’s tweet said, “Hey Ankiel, Get me some coffee.”
— All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) May 14, 2013
#JV1sTweetTranslation Someone tell Mike Francesa to stop calling me Valdestein. I am not Jewish.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013
My take on JV thing is best illustrated by a line from Animal House, “They can’t do that to our pledges–only WE can do that 2 our pledges.”
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) May 14, 2013
#CarsonGate ideas: “Rob strikes out Jon Jay tonight, struts off the mound and then back flips into the dugout”
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 14, 2013
I understand Valdespin’s tweets better than I can understand Rob Carson’s
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 14, 2013
That is one terrifying lineup. For the Mets. The Mets should be terrified of it is what I’m saying.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 14, 2013
Ive got a better chance at winning the Mega Millions twice… than prediciting Terry Collins’ lineup. #Mets
— MsMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) May 14, 2013
HOW MANY FUCKING LINEUPS CAN YOU USE IN 2 MONTHS?
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013
Justin Turner is playing shortstop and leading off tonight and somehow, I don’t even give a shit.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013
No bueno department: Zack Wheeler soreness in clavicle- will miss a start, and see a Dr. #weeeeee
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) May 14, 2013
Wheeler is obviously making this up because he doesn’t want to be on the Mets
— Stephanie Curry (@whutyearisit) May 14, 2013
i cant golf always hit the ball into the woods & spend a hour looking for the ball. never finish more then 2 holes. how many balls can u use
— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 14, 2013
So TC basically said we are a bunch of morons? Fuck him.
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013
Welp, anyone left on the Terry train now?
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 14, 2013
This is not a good road to go down ….RT @mikekerwick: Collins: “I don’t answer to fans. They don’t play this game.” #mets
— David Lennon (@DPLennon) May 14, 2013
History will remember Jordany Valdespin as the guy who caused the demise of Terry Collins.
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013
Terry added, “oh, and a special fuck you to Greg Pomes. His movies probably suck anyway.”
— Eric Bienenfeld (@EricBien) May 14, 2013
At this rate the All Star Game should be a great showcase for the Mets in the national spotlight.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013
Terry Collins also said Mets fans have poor diets and smell bad. The gloves are off now!#mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 14, 2013
BREAKING: Noah Syndergaard has been abducted by aliens. BREAKING: Travis d’Arnaud has quit baseball and joined Cirque du Soleil.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013
BREAKING: RT@tysim19: Rafael Montero has decided to join the priesthood. Baseball career over
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013
BREAKING: Mo Vaughn ate the Mets’ sandwich round draft pick in the upcoming MLB draft.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013
TC didn’t realize that he was speaking to beat reporters. He thought he was talking to the bartender from “The Shining.”
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 14, 2013
brb buying a Valdespin jersey
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013
All I want to do is eat sushi, watch the game and tweet sarcastic and ridiculous commentary. Is that too much to ask, #MetsTwitter?
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 14, 2013
@meriwyn Happy Birthday Meriwyn! Happy Birthday to you! To make your birthday turn out good, we give a Happy Recap to you.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 14, 2013
Finally found someone to have lunch with in St.Louis. I had to buy. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…
— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 14, 2013
Oh look, a base ball game.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 15, 2013
Did Gary really say passed Gast? HE MADE HIS OWN FART JOKE GOD BLEES YOU GARY
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 15, 2013
Leadoff walk, FC-E3, double, 1-0 Cards, 2nd & 3rd, 0 out. And so it goes.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 15, 2013
did I watch this game before?
— LudBug (@_SwimTwoNine) May 15, 2013
Hey at least Gee is throwing strikes here in the fist inning… #Positives #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013
so i can either watch so you think you can dance or so you think you can play baseball…
— peej (@pjayf44) May 15, 2013
ZOMG A STRIKEOUT
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 15, 2013
I missed the top of the first. How did the Mets not score any runs if Justin Turner was leading off?
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 15, 2013
Fire Terry and Dan. 3 am works.
— Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013
The good news is we have the offense to get us out of an early hole like this… #DelusionalMetsFan
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013
God damn that first base bag. I vote we abolish first base forever
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013
@ducasluda WHERE THE FUCK WOULD I GO?
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013
@drunkikedavis To AAA where you belong
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013
@ducasluda YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE YA FAT BITCH
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013
@drunkikedavis I’ll fucking trample you
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013
@ducasluda MAN I KICKED THE HELL OUTTA VALLEY FEVER. YOU AIN’T SHIT TO ME
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013
For the love of leprechauns, will someone please tell Justin Turner to shave?
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) May 15, 2013
Everyone in the seats behind the plate look exactly the same. It’s like one giant hick family reunion.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) May 15, 2013
By August Mets baseball will have devolved to the point where they won’t even be using bats or gloves during the game. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 15, 2013
Why are they playing a game during the SNY pre game show? #Mets
— CoreyNYC (@CoreyNYC) May 15, 2013
C’mon Dillon, get this guy out so you can mistakenly head towards the dugout with two outs again. That was fun.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 15, 2013
It’s now 4-0 Cardinals in the 4th. We’re playing Password here in the booth. Aristophanes…
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 15, 2013
Any chance we get out of this series without Keith telling the story of being traded to NY and not wanting to go?
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 15, 2013
Terry is making progress. At his Last job he lost the clubhouse. This time he’s lost the whole stadium… facebook.com/photo.php?fbid… #Mets
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) May 15, 2013
I’m so proud of the Mets right now to be only down six…
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013
btw, I said yesterday that Mets were 0-5 since #DiosMio….it’s actually 0-4 #BackToYouGare
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 15, 2013
I’m no Terry Collins apologist, but… you people do see the team he has to manage, right?
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) May 15, 2013
Rick Ankiel and Anthony Recker resemble Ken dolls.
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) May 15, 2013
OH that’s what an outfield looks like? Weird.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 15, 2013
I might fuck Rick Ankiel.
— Santos L. Halper (@TheFoyeEffect) May 15, 2013
Overheard at Busch Stadium: “Hey, the real beer man’s here…” Apparently there is a wave of impostor beer men running around St. Louis.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) May 15, 2013
#BLAMEBELTRAN (guessing there will be exactly 59 of these tweets)
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 15, 2013
Looks like Ankiel might be pitching after all…
— Mikey Metfan (@MikeyMetfan31) May 15, 2013
we are losing 9-0? Is this a boring football game or a bad baseball game?
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 15, 2013
Yes, SNY, because when the Mets are sucking balls, we really want to know that the Phillies are having a great game. #ihatethephillies
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 15, 2013
GET RICK ANKIEL TO THE ALL STAR GAME #VOTEANKIEL
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 15, 2013
And then Allen Watson became a Met and he sucked. The End.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 15, 2013
We think Gary is about to start crying.
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) May 15, 2013
Buck’s average creeping back to the Mendoza line.
— Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013
not buying that rallies are dead
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 15, 2013
#METS RUNS!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 15, 2013
Byrd Dropping!
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 15, 2013
BYRD IS FLYING ROUND THOSE BASES! WOODLAND CREATURES GETTING IT DONE!!!!!
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 15, 2013
Oh hey just switched from the radio to the TV. Guess the TV has runs in it
— michelle scalia (@MichelleScalia) May 15, 2013
HIGH POWERED OFFENSE WELL OILED MACHINE OTHER CLICHES METS
—Christoforus (@ludichrisspeed) May 15, 2013
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Mets got this game to 9-8 just to piss us off even more
— James Gracie (@MidnightBashem) May 15, 2013
Lets check in with Kevin Burkhardt about Yadier Molina… twitter.com/MetsKevin11/st…
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 15, 2013
Why hasn’t SNY invented a filter that turns all Yadier Molina at bats into “Beer Money”? #Mets
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) May 15, 2013
Nice job Carson! That one didn’t go nearly as far as Beltran’s. #Improvement
— Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013
Rob Carson should go back to flirting with girls on Twitter.
— Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) May 15, 2013
Ike Davis needs to be drilled into Earth’s crust. Like, really far down so he doesn’t make me sad anymore. #IkeSucks #Mets
— Jeff H (@darknova306) May 15, 2013
Don’t worry #Mets fans. The team is installing Suicide Booths in Field and Promenade level concourses at Citi Field twitter.com/ReadTheApple/s…
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) May 15, 2013
Hope JV1 parks one here and takes a selfie flipping off TC on home plate.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 15, 2013
Spin is up to end the game.. Terry is such a troll #Mets
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 15, 2013
DID YOU SEE HOW JV1 FLIPPED THE BAT AWAY AFTER THAT WALK!!!!???
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 15, 2013
no body can’t stop him
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 15, 2013
no body can’t plunk me #teamjv1
— Stephanie Curry (@whutyearisit) May 15, 2013
Final – Cardinals 10 Mets 4. I much fear trouble. Good night everyone.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 15, 2013
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 15, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN TAMPA…
Great vibe in the clubhouse today with music by Sol Caribe. Let’s see if it carries over into tonight’s game. twitter.com/RaysJoeMaddon/…
— Joe Maddon (@RaysJoeMaddon) May 14, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
DON’T leave your Snapple unattended in a hot car.
— Snapple® (@Snapple) April 21, 2013
