#Padres lineup vs #Mets: Denorfia-RF Venable-CF Headly-3B Alonso-1B Gyorko-2B Guzman-LF Cedeno-SS Rivera-C Kennedy-P
— Sam Neumann (@Crazy4NYSports) August 16, 2013
#Mets lineup vs. #Padres: Young, Jr. – CF Murphy – 2B Byrd – RF Davis – 1B Satin – 3B Baxter – LF Buck – C Quintanilla – SS Niese – LHP
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) August 16, 2013
Our doctors expect John Buck's wife to give birth to a healthy 38 year old man after several weeks of labor.
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) August 17, 2013
i d'arnaud if he'll be able to make it to the game on time
— Steph (@whutyearisit) August 17, 2013
I'm pretending that the two guys in gray behind home plate both sound like Jim Backus.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 17, 2013
i love iBBe davis
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) August 17, 2013
somebody should tally how many times keith says “I” in a broadcast/talks about himself
— Steph (@whutyearisit) August 17, 2013
Headley is no David Wright. #barehand
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) August 17, 2013
Eat the wheel of cheese, Baxter. Also, poop in the Padres' refrigerator.
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) August 17, 2013
mets catching depth chart this evening: anthony recker andrew brown mike baxter justin turner matt harvey, probably
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) August 17, 2013
Niese day ruined. #Mets
— Steve m'Arkham (@steve_markham) August 17, 2013
Keith Hernandez talking about “different extremes of the rubber.” #UnintentionallySexual
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) August 17, 2013
Hedley: pic.twitter.com/vTh7iKwjNZ
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 17, 2013
RECKER'S BUTT>>>BABY BUCK
— Jill d'Arnaudlander (@GoJBuckYourself) August 17, 2013
i think recker stuffs a pillow in the seat of his pants before every game
— Steph (@whutyearisit) August 17, 2013
Recker doubles. Mrs Buck is sleep tho
— Knicks Memes (@KnicksMemes) August 17, 2013
Hahahaha did this scare anyone else?? pic.twitter.com/hDiNOEOo7n
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) August 17, 2013
Stop bunting Terry you dumb old fool
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) August 17, 2013
A run on two hits, no errors, and one left. After an inning and a half, it's the Mets 1, the Padres 0 on the WFAN Mets Radio Network.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 17, 2013
“Gentleman Jim Bottomley” is also Anthony Recker's nickname in the clubhouse.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 17, 2013
LOL Gare just cut Keith off, he doesn't care about his droning on and on about Miguel Cabrera
— Jill d'Arnaudlander (@GoJBuckYourself) August 17, 2013
Niese is a strikeout machine all of a sudden? I back it.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) August 17, 2013
FREE TICKKKKKKKKKKKETS FOR ERRRYBODY
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) August 17, 2013
Hey. Ike did it too. Boom. 3-0 Mets in 3rd. #BackToBackAndASteakSandwich
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 17, 2013
I SHOULD TAKE IAN KENNEDY TO THE CLUB AFTER THIS GAME FORREAL
— Platooning Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) August 17, 2013
Byrd and Davis with 800 feet worth of homers.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) August 17, 2013
Josh Satin is one inch of eyebrow away from being a member of Oasis
— Ryan (@bigcountrygriff) August 17, 2013
I heard pomes girlfriend used to date manti teo
— Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) August 17, 2013
Recker is hot in more than one way
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) August 17, 2013
Wait we only have one catcher tonight? What if Recker has to pitch? He pitches to himself? #Mets
— Zane Schwartz ® (@ZanerzasNJ) August 17, 2013
D'ARNAUD UPDATE! He should be landing any minute now. In the middle of the field. Wearing tights. And a cape. #Expectations #Mets
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) August 17, 2013
Howie just said shit on the air
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) August 17, 2013
ian kennedy is ungood
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) August 17, 2013
ALL OF THE HOMERUBS
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) August 17, 2013
Home Run Derby at Petco. Who the fuck predicted that?
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) August 17, 2013
— Katie (@WeHaveAHarvey) August 17, 2013
Sure. Why not? Murph too. Boom. 2 run variety. 5-1 Mets in 4th.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 17, 2013
That Ian Kennedy trade to the Padres is working out great for the Mets.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 17, 2013
#imwith28inchesinsidethefoulpole
— All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) August 17, 2013
The Gyorko Store called …
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) August 17, 2013
iKe Davis is such a troll.
— Jay…or nah? (@TeamThirstTrap) August 17, 2013
What the hell? Tweetster isn't a thing you kids do? Stop giving me shit, go fuckster yourselves. #Mets
— Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) August 17, 2013
Not the view of Niese I thought I would have tonight but I got the call from Brooke I can't wait to meet my new son. pic.twitter.com/zE124co4md
— John Buck (@johnbuck44) August 17, 2013
Keith will recount his entire career for the rest of this game unless Gary stops him
— Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) August 17, 2013
You know who loves talking about Keith Hernandez? Keith Hernandez.
— Neil (@Neilosophy) August 17, 2013
Still say Pomes gives birth before Mrs Buck #Mets
— Vamos Mets (@VamosMets) August 17, 2013
Security should call security for that.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) August 17, 2013
Damn Soc, getting in Pony Boy's way. Dally's not gonna take kindly to that.
— Kristen H. Sensenig (@KristenSensenig) August 17, 2013
Midnight confessions: I never beat Oregon Trail.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) August 17, 2013
Nine strikeouts for Jon Niese, one short of his career high.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) August 17, 2013
Whenever I wake up from dozing off something happens. #mets
— Steve m'Arkham (@steve_markham) August 17, 2013
Travis d'Arnaud who? Recker with his 1st career 3 hit game tonight #Mets
— Andrew Harts (@AndrewHarts) August 17, 2013
Knowing the Wilpons, they will give 50% off tickets next weekend but will raise ticket prices 60%.
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) August 17, 2013
11 strikeouts for Mets pitchers tonight. That's a … lot of dimes. #DisKount
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 17, 2013
Bud Black should throw that challenge flag.
— Mitch r'App (@MitchNYM) August 17, 2013
Clearly Ike Davis and Carlos Torres are in the Mets intramural rugby league.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 17, 2013
I wonder if LaTroy Hawkins could find Cuppy at Citi Field.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) August 17, 2013
Bitching about everything is a can't-lose strategy for Ike.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) August 17, 2013
d'LaTroy d'Hawkins d'Gets d'Save!
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) August 17, 2013
Mets 5, Padres 2. You stay classy, San Diego.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) August 17, 2013
I'm Ron Burgundy?
— Andrew Harts (@AndrewHarts) August 17, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN TAMPA…
First Lobaton got an RBO in the top of the 9th & then when was the last time a catcher hit a walk-off triple? I don’t know. Incredible.
— Joe Maddon (@RaysJoeMaddon) August 17, 2013
GOOD NEWS FOR IKE!
Medical marijuana has officially been deemed kosher.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) August 3, 2013
AND SINCE WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN “METS TWITTER AFTER DARK” HOURS…
Nobody likes pants, so feel free to take them off.
— Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife) August 17, 2013
