Today's #Mets lineup: Valdespin 2B, Murphy 1B, Wright 3B, Byrd RF, Duda LF, Turner SS, Recker C, Lagares CF, Niese LHP
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) June 15, 2013
#Cubs lineup @Mets 6/15: Barney 2B, Ransom 3B, Castro SS, Soriano LF, Rizzo 1B, Hairston RF, Castillo C, Sweeney CF, Feldman P
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) June 15, 2013
Scott Atchison might be activated for Tuesday's game in Atlanta but it's dependent on how long it takes for his horse & buggy to get there.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 15, 2013
The NY lottery slogan "hey ya never know" could also apply to the #Mets
— Steve Markham (@steve_markham) June 15, 2013
Let's Go Mets!! Maybe you could try making the Cubs look like, well, the Cubs…
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) June 15, 2013
Snuck down to section 132, gonna watch these suckers lose up close #Mets pic.twitter.com/mtBuKGWPUR
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) June 15, 2013
I think my brain is trolling me, I had a dream that Rick Ankiel hit a walk off Grand Slam to help the Mets win the NL East
— Brad Anhouse (@Braddigan89) June 15, 2013
Niese works around a hit and a little Spin oopsies. #NoHarmNoFoul Good afternoon everyone.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
Nice dugout shot by the SNY cameras. JV1 joking about his bizarre throwing error, while Quintanilla and Buck stare at him blank-faced. #Mets
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) June 15, 2013
Jordany Valdespin makes up for his error by striking out. He's 0 for his last 13.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) June 15, 2013
Gary Cohen can't hide his disdain for JV1
— Stephen Keane (@kranepool) June 15, 2013
myself and keith hernandez are JV1's staunchest defenders lol
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) June 15, 2013
im a clown
— Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) June 15, 2013
Not watching the game just yet, but did JV1 murder someone on the field because that's what I'm gathering from #MetsTwitter
— Josh Batelli (@Josh_Batelli) June 15, 2013
the Mets need to send JV1 down and start a reality show on SNY and follow him around Vegas
— Brian (@Ph0netic) June 15, 2013
David will play the entire infield.
— Allison Johnson (@allij04) June 15, 2013
"he had to put his glove to rest" RIP murphy's glove
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 15, 2013
Wright = high school counselor … all other Mets' position players = 6-year old campers with pudding and cotton candy all over their faces
— Adam M. Mirchin (@AMirch729) June 15, 2013
I think I caught Duda pickin' his nose, maybe he's just scratching it I don't know pic.twitter.com/OUzZnzylVu
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) June 15, 2013
How can you be Fred or Jeff Wilpon and look at your ballpark 1/4 full on a gorgeous Saturday and not be embarrassed
— Stephen Keane (@kranepool) June 15, 2013
JV1 is like the annoying little brother who wants to always tag along with his big brother everywhere he goes and always fucks things up
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 15, 2013
Something supportive of JV1. Something offensive towards JV1. Something obvious about JV1.
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) June 15, 2013
the duda, turner, recker due-up is super intimidating
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) June 15, 2013
Holy shit, Justin Turner is playing shortstop? Barf.
— Santos L. Halper (@TheFoyeEffect) June 15, 2013
LOL, Gare has the hate up to "BJ NEVER RUNS ANYTHING OUT" levels for Castro today #SunglassesGate
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 15, 2013
Do you think Keith Hernandez is at home, voting for himself in SNY's Text Poll? #Mets
— Rich MacLeod (@richmacleod) June 15, 2013
I think SNY #HASLOBBY for Keith to win text poll of the game.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) June 15, 2013
Worst offense in New York: Mets, Jets or Yankees? I throw in Yankees because they're paying $200 million to score three runs a game.
— Matt Ehalt (@MattEhalt) June 15, 2013
Make a nice catch. Lead off thr next inning. #BackToYouLagares
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 15, 2013
Leadoff drag bunt attempts make me want to throw my tv out the window. #METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) June 15, 2013
Lagares can flat out play CF–if he could hit just a little I'd really leave him out in CF–gets a great jump on the ball in CF
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) June 15, 2013
Niese #HASNOSE
— Marty Jannetty (@TheSeanKenny) June 15, 2013
No ride home yet again. RT @KeithOlbermann: Ransom singles again. Lagares makes sure he throws it back to Justin Turner, not Valdespin
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) June 15, 2013
Scott Feldman always pitches no hitters on Shabbat.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 15, 2013
"I was out shagging before the game." #UnintentionallySexual
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 15, 2013
@Mets Seaver should have been a Met for life! That was one of the worst trades ever. HE WAS THE FRANCHISE ! #imwith41
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) June 15, 2013
aww ronnie, forever a bum
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 15, 2013
Valdespin wants ALL the curveballs.
— Marty Jannetty (@TheSeanKenny) June 15, 2013
Has lack of run support ever caused a starting pitcher just start crying on the mound? Just wondering.
— ｊｕｌｉｅ (@Lets86it) June 15, 2013
Even Anthony Recker thinks this is funny.
— Evan Pivnick (@EvanPivnickWHPC) June 15, 2013
Here comes the 3 run homer from the pitcher.
— Evan Pivnick (@EvanPivnickWHPC) June 15, 2013
A two run single is pretty close, too.
— Evan Pivnick (@EvanPivnickWHPC) June 15, 2013
"Falling in Love With My Cutter: The Jon Niese Story."
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) June 15, 2013
Corey Feldman > Scott Feldman
— Marty Jannetty (@TheSeanKenny) June 15, 2013
Feldman two-run single, 2-0 Cubs in 4th. Yes, their pitcher. Now has 4 RBI vs. Mets this season.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
"Cubs are in the bottom half of the league in runs scored. Think where'd they be without their pitchers." Er, still in the bottom half Gare.
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) June 15, 2013
#TeamMoveDudaToFirst #TeamSendJustinTurnerToStLucie
— Brian (@Ph0netic) June 15, 2013
darwin barney came this close to making me think he might actually exist
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) June 15, 2013
Feldman's all like, that's how you go to third, D-Wright. #mongotweet
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) June 15, 2013
how the hell does John Franco beat out Gary Carter?
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 15, 2013
keith is responsible for 98% of the votes for himself
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 15, 2013
Has anyone resigned that #5 guy? He's pretty good at baseballing.
— Marty Jannetty (@TheSeanKenny) June 15, 2013
Daniel Murphy and David Wright and Trash.
— touristposerhipster (@CajoleJuiceEsq) June 15, 2013
"The Daniel & David Show" – Gary Cohen #mets #snytv
— Scott (@Pilam76) June 15, 2013
I #VoteMarkakis, Do you #VoteMarkakis? @dailystache pic.twitter.com/YNwKdWyAvo
— Sean Engel (@SeanEngel05) June 15, 2013
@metsjetsnets88 At least Murph can play first well. But let's cut to the chase and put Harvey at third and let Wright pitch.
— That Virginia MetFan (@novaNYsports) June 15, 2013
Field trip to the Circle of Trust! Would Wright, Harvey, Murphy, Niese, & Parnell please board the bus? Everyone else: you have extra P.E.
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) June 15, 2013
who the fuck even are half these people on the mets? like really?
— saul. (@sparbz) June 15, 2013
Niese did not want to give Terry the ball.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) June 15, 2013
All-in-all, not a horrible day for Niese. Pitch count was too high too early. Now its on to the bullpen, or whatever you call it. #Mets
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) June 15, 2013
I'm unhappy when I see Terry Collins, too.
— ｊｕｌｉｅ (@Lets86it) June 15, 2013
Niese: do you want Terry or Ray Ramirez out there? That's what I thought.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 15, 2013
Solid analysis right there. “@gregpomes: Niese should've pitched better #Mets”
— Brian Canell (@bcanell) June 15, 2013
#InsaneStachePredictions Spin gets a hit in this AB (5-26 this year)
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 15, 2013
#InsaneStachePredictions 5-27 (Just awful)
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 15, 2013
Jordany Valdeohforfifteen
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 15, 2013
David Wright is probably 2 feet away from 2 home runs today.
— Josh Batelli (@Josh_Batelli) June 15, 2013
Oh Captain My… Crap! Citi Field!
— Caroline (@MimiWaterlily) June 15, 2013
Our young friend @LaTroyHawkins32 is pitching in his 899th major league game right now. One more and he gets a free toaster. #mets
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) June 15, 2013
I think Scott Feldman is a very good pitcher. 2 hits though, aren't gonna get it done. 2-1 Cubs lead the Mets in the 7th.
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) June 15, 2013
My mental status today has been 500x better since I have boycotted watching the #mets today and tomorrow. Oh I see JV1 still sucks!
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) June 15, 2013
First Mets decide not to sign Hairston. Then they intentionally walk Rizzo to get to him. Hairston getting the Rodney Dangerfield treatment.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) June 15, 2013
Two hits in seven innings? With that offensive outburst I'd check the team for steroids after the game.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) June 15, 2013
Add bunting to the list of things Lucas Duda can't do.
— Blogging Mets (@bloggingmets) June 15, 2013
FREE OUTS! GET YOUR FREE OUTS HERE!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 15, 2013
A Bunt… You're kidding me right?
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) June 15, 2013
Bunting has jumped the shark.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 15, 2013
QUIZNOS! MM MM MM TOASTY!!
— Matt (@mattandcheeze) June 15, 2013
You guys, I seriously can't get excited anymore when Justin Turner comes up to bat 😉 #LGM
— Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) June 15, 2013
Next time Terry makes me bunt, I'm pounding his fucking face in.
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) June 15, 2013
Keep TC away from sharp objects.
— Thom (@fittys) June 15, 2013
Mets hitters are like therapists. Opposing pitchers visit, and leave feeling better about themselves.
— Rich Sparago (@Metfanrich) June 15, 2013
Is it just me, or has this bullpen just stopped striking people out? Not that they were a huge K rate pen to begin with.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) June 15, 2013
Cubs leading 2-1, have bases loaded with 1 out in 8th. #SaySomethingFunnyMike
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
Even when Scott Rice doesn't get into a game, Terry Collins punches him in his throwing arm just for kicks. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) June 15, 2013
Forgive me, I didn't realize it was such a huge chore to retire CODY RANSOM!!!
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) June 15, 2013
Base on balls. 3-1 Cubs in 8th. #NotFunny
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
Walking in runs should be up punishable by stoning.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) June 15, 2013
Cyclones game anyone?
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 15, 2013
Note to Mets: The Jersey says "Mets", not "Chico's Bail Bonds".
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) June 15, 2013
@bigmetsfan1 Tatum O'Neal > Brandon Lyon
— AJ (@NCSox) June 15, 2013
Rachel Phelps > Wilpons RT"@calise1024: @TooGooden16 I think the Wilpons just wanna move the team to Miami"
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 15, 2013
Wait, Kirk got a hit? What's happening?!
— Allison Johnson (@allij04) June 15, 2013
If Harvey and Nieuwenhuis mated, their child would be literally one giant neck. With a lot of great hair.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) June 15, 2013
Kirk Trollingheis
— julian zhang (@Julian_jz) June 15, 2013
BREAK ALL THE SLUMPS.
— Christina M (@ChristinaMets15) June 15, 2013
Wright will step in as the tying run. Note: Don't swing at the ball in the dirt.
— Josh Chapdelaine (@MetsLegacy) June 15, 2013
Then Murphy grounds out and Wright strikes out. And so it goes.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
The Mets will intentionally load the bases with nobody out in the 9th inning. Sure, why not? I'm thrilled to be a part of it!
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) June 15, 2013
no one knows what's going on in the Mets-Cubs game. Umpires included.
— Eye on Baseball (@EyeOnBaseball) June 15, 2013
LOLumps LOLMets LOLCubs LOLEVERYBODY!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 15, 2013
I see the NFL replacement refs have infiltrated Citi Field.
— Josh Chapdelaine (@MetsLegacy) June 15, 2013
Man. The #Mets got one out on what should have been an easy triple play. Isn't that just fitting.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) June 15, 2013
How about that Greg Burke folks. He's a magician. He loaded the bases with nobody out. Got like 6 or 7 outs in the inning, & nobody scored
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) June 15, 2013
Warthen has no idea David.
— Harry (@koosman3669) June 15, 2013
Under the David Wright administration, only the man holding the glove pounder may speak. #Mets #SNY #WTF?
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) June 15, 2013
#ALIENS
YES! UNSEALED ALIENS FILES IS NEXT!!!!!
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 15, 2013
"Unsealed Alien Files" coming up after the Mets game. Natural segue.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) June 15, 2013
Unsealed Alien Files producer upset his lead-in is another shitty Mets game.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) June 15, 2013
BUT SERIOUSLY…
36 yrs ago today, Seaver cried about leaving #Mets. 30 yrs ago today Keith cried about coming to #Mets. Today ALL of us fans r just crying
— Vince Ruggiero (@VINCE_RUGGIERO) June 15, 2013
Having Buck hit for Recker is like having Nickeas hit for Thole
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) June 15, 2013
Yay for errors that benefit us!!!! Rallllly
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) June 15, 2013
jeff francoeur. RT @TheNotoriousENT Hey at least we can't hit into a game ending unassisted triple play
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) June 15, 2013
Final – Cubs 5 Mets 2. It's quite pungent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 15, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN BALTIMORE…
Machado has 30 doulbes. I……… ate 30 double baconators. Same thing.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 15, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
Cypridophobia is the fear of prostitutes.
— Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife) April 21, 2013
