#Mets lineup: bit.ly/135Wm9LTejada SSMurphy 2BWright 3BBuck CTurner 1BDuda LFByrd CFBrown RFMarcum P
— MetsBlog.com (@metsblog) May 3, 2013
Tonights Braves lineup vs Mets: Schafer RF, Simmons SS, J Upton LF, Freeman 1B, Gattis C, Uggla 2B, BJ Upton CF, Francisco 3B, Minor P
— Braves Radio Network (@BravesRadioNet) May 3, 2013
Oh god. I just remembered we have to suffer through the god damn chop all weekend. Ears bleeding already.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 3, 2013
#Knicks Starters: PG Prigioni, SG Felton, SF Shump, PF Melo, C Chandler | PG: Bradley, SG Pierce, SF Green, PF Bass, C Garnett
— NBA New York Knicks (@nyknicks) May 3, 2013
If David Wright is Captain America for #Mets then can I be Iron Man / Tony Stark? Please???
— Kirk Gimenez (@KirkSNY) May 3, 2013
Braves pull a Mets. Classic. Lets beat these bastards.
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) May 3, 2013
Mets wearing the away blues, looking to end the away blues.
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) May 3, 2013
Let’s Go Mets! I’m back at it again, with Xanax on standby!
— Sheila (@Sheesh1097) May 3, 2013
John Buck keeps on keeping on with his 10th home run of the year. It’s 2-0, #Mets over Braves.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 3, 2013
Bless you, John Buck!! You’re SO my favorite!
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 3, 2013
John Buck has almost as many HRs as the entire Marlins team … @marlins you mad?
— Joey Stugotz ⚾ (@JoeyStugotz6) May 3, 2013
Why is Ike Davis wearing a red wig?
— JLM (@mezzanine76) May 3, 2013
Now Duda goes the other way for his 6th homer of the year. 3-0 Mets.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 3, 2013
Duda dood it! 3-0 #mets
— Howard G. Cohen (@hgcohen10921) May 3, 2013
Hey Ike, you know how lefties hit Opposite field homers??? They don’t stand in the 1B stands when batting.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 3, 2013
new guy strikes out. he’ll fit right in!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 3, 2013
Wow, I miss 45 minutes of my lowly #Mets and Buck and Duda homer. Go figure #LGM
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) May 4, 2013
Oh, that’s right…now we get to hear firsthand Gary’s hatred for B.J. Upton like 18 times a year.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 4, 2013
Why do we insist on saying “Howie is away on assignment” anyway? He is working the Islanders game. #NoSecret
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
Time for the racism chop, only about 45 more of those to endure this weekend
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) May 4, 2013
Juan FranciscOH NO! #Rubin‘d
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 4, 2013
owwwwwwwww…….. that didn’t look pretty at all…
— Alex Peters (@Alex_Peters_) May 4, 2013
If JV1 hits a pinch hit HR tonight I’ll give a random follower $50 worth of free stuff.
— The 7 Line (@The7Line) May 4, 2013
Jason Bay, Josh Thole, Duda & Buck all have hit HR’s tonight. @cantpredictball
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) May 4, 2013
TC ASG BallotC-JustinTurner1B-JustinTurner2B-JustinTurner3B-JustinTurnerSS-JustinTurnerLF-JustinTurnerCF-JustinTurnerRF-JustinTurner
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 4, 2013
@toogooden16 you got RF wrong, Terry #VoteMarkakis
— metspolice.com (@metspolice) May 4, 2013
Daniel Murphy’s got an edge
— CoreyNYC (@CoreyNYC) May 4, 2013
Is it me or do the red Braves jersey’s make the players look a little fatter?
— Julie (@julierubes) May 4, 2013
#METS are kings of breaking teams’ or players’ struggles. This is now BJ Upton’s first multi-hit game since the first game of season.
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 4, 2013
Wow…that really was a shitty slide by Upton
— Christina M (@ChristinaMets15) May 4, 2013
Hey B.J., 90 feet between bases. Not 89 feet and 8 inches.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 4, 2013
Bad Fundies
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 4, 2013
Things were going SO well. Until now.#BRAVES #SlawWatch only 1 out.
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 4, 2013
Look on the bright side, Andrew Brown just effortlessly reached the cutoff man on the fly. WE HAVE AN OUTFIELDER THAT CAN THROW!! #Mets
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) May 4, 2013
14 outs for the bullpen.Gonna be aLONG night.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 4, 2013
1 run in, cutting Mets lead to 3-2 in 5th. Bases loaded. 1 out. Bullpen time. How are the Knicks doing?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
Come on LaTroy…don’t be LOLTroy tonight.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 4, 2013
Ok, could have been worse. No further damage. Time for the Tool Race.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
BJ Upton needs a sandwich… #Braves
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 4, 2013
I don’t even have anything clever to say– Justin Turner just looks like a hobo. And I’m very familiar with the hobo look.
— Katye McCarthy (@myfriendkatye) May 4, 2013
If the Knicks lose this game, it would be the worst loss I have ever seen. And I am a Met fan.
— tc (@nymetropolitans) May 4, 2013
Scott Atchison was on the Santa Maria.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 4, 2013
For fuck’s sake, stop walking Jordan Schaefer.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) May 4, 2013
The Mets are acting like Jordan Schaefer is Barry Bonds. Obviously the resemblance is uncanny.
— Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) May 4, 2013
Atchison longs for the days when you needed nine balls for a walk. Like when he was a rookie.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 4, 2013
Byrd flew the coop!
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) May 4, 2013
That home run surprised… everyone.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) May 4, 2013
Byrd HR off O’Flaherty. 4-4 in 8th. #ToldYa
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
Byrd just said fuck you to the haters and made TC look good for sending down cowgill and not him
— Steph (@whutyearisit) May 4, 2013
I see my Metsies have blown their lead. Can’t have it all, I guess.
— Christine (@cmonterosso) May 4, 2013
Alderson signed Atchinson because he saves the team money on travel with his AARP discounts on flights, hotels, and rental cars. #Mets
— JLM (@mezzanine76) May 4, 2013
“Nice job, big boy.” —Gary Cohen #UnintentionallyWTF
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 4, 2013
Gattis HR off Lyon. 5-4 Braves in 8th. Kimbrel for 9th. Ok, maybe a #SmallProblem
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
Don’t worry guys, It’s only Craig fucking Kimbrel
— TheCatch2006 (@surfingthemets) May 4, 2013
We could just build fucking cyborg relievers like Atlanta.
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 4, 2013
David Wright homer. Rare blown save for Craig Kimbrel.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) May 4, 2013
— Brad J (@BlueAndOrange) May 4, 2013
UNCLUTCH BASTARD!!!
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 4, 2013
David Wright giving me a massive boner tying the game in the top of the ninth!! #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 4, 2013
holey fucking shit tie game who was the dumb ass mother who said wright is not clutch
— happy hank (@happyhank86) May 4, 2013
David Wright’s game-tying shot was the seventh home run Craig Kimbrel has allowed. Ever.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 4, 2013
Can’t remember last time I saw 2 blown saves by Brave BPin same night. And oh btw, Wright never gets big hits #blahblahblah
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) May 4, 2013
Wow. Wright gets Kimbrel. Nobody gets Kimbrel. As they say in “Little Giants”…all it takes is “One Time” #Mets @mlbnetworkradio
— Casey Stern (@CaseyStern) May 4, 2013
IKKKKKe Davis doin his thang.
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) May 4, 2013
The fuck Lyon still in
— Joey Stugotz ⚾ (@JoeyStugotz6) May 4, 2013
I have a bad feeling about how this #mets game is going to end. I’d be Lyon if I didn’t.
— Howard G. Cohen (@hgcohen10921) May 4, 2013
Peña youre stupid. Lmaoooo but thanks. #Mets
— JessMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) May 4, 2013
I don’t know what Keith..What??
— Brad J (@BlueAndOrange) May 4, 2013
Buck is wearing a cup.Unlike Jordany.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) May 4, 2013
We’ve got a wild one in Dixie. Parnell enters with the winning run on third and one out, escapes the jam. #Mets, Braves going to extras.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 4, 2013
Allllllllll the WPAz.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) May 4, 2013
Parnell drags the NYM through the fire Lyon started Free baseball at The Ted
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) May 4, 2013
What’s worse than watching a Mets game? Watching a Mets game go to extra innings…
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 4, 2013
Phillies. braves fans are just red necks. phils fans are assholes RT @wrightfan05: whos worse philly fans or braves fans
— Scott (@Pilam76) May 4, 2013
when keith thinks you’re weird, you should reevaluate yourself.
— Steph (@whutyearisit) May 4, 2013
JV1 hits a HR ill buy his jersey. #Mets
— Joey (@Meet_The_Mets) May 4, 2013
What is happening Terry? What alien race ate your brain?
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 4, 2013
This is like a video game where different types of weird situations come up and you – as manager – have to decide what to do. But real life.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) May 4, 2013
Terry’s managing > #MetsTwitter‘s managing. Sometimes.
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 4, 2013
See? If they’d fired Terry on Wednesday, he couldn’t have done that!
— Howard Megdal (@lohudmets) May 4, 2013
Mookie Wilspin is fast around third.
— JLM (@mezzanine76) May 4, 2013
YEAH JORDANY YOU ROUND THIRD AND CROSS THAT PLATE ANYWAYS
— Ty (@tysim19) May 4, 2013
I have absolutely no idea what Jordany Valdespin is doing right now, but he seems to be having a lot of fun doing it.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) May 4, 2013
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 4, 2013
RISPZ!!!!!! #mets
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) May 4, 2013
RuRu wepaaaaaaaa#11#mets :)))
— Leslie Ann NYM Ru#11 (@ukis_ann) May 4, 2013
Jordany Valdespin just wants to run and play in the grass and have fun, you guys.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 4, 2013
Wow, I decided to hop in the shower before I go out because Parnell was at the plate…biggest mistake I have ever made in life #MetsNation
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) May 4, 2013
Valdespin should have slid head first across home plate and then kept sliding until he reached the dugout. #mets #yolo
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 4, 2013
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 4, 2013
#ImWithGuysWhoGetRBISinglesToScoreRunsAndWhoHappenToBeIrishAndPlaySecondAndWearNumber28
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 4, 2013
And I already smacked myself in the back of the head for even thinking about Kenny Rogers.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 4, 2013
Jeurys Familia trying for his first big league sav…ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 4, 2013
Dan Uggla reminds me of Popeye.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) May 4, 2013
Uggla got Wainwright’d #MetsWin!
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 4, 2013
Put THAT in your house of horrors.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 4, 2013
MEANWHILE, OVER AT WFAN…
Game 6 foah da Knicks tonight. A Game 7 in Brooklyn tomorrow. Da Isles and Rangahs playawf series continue dis weekend. My #1 topic? HAWSES!
— Mike Francesa (@MikeFrancesaNY) May 3, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
Utah is the state with the highest number of porn subscriptions and downloads.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) April 24, 2013
