#Mets lineup Turner – SSMurphy – 2BWright – 3BBuck – CDavis – 1BByrd – RFDuda – LFCollin Cowgill – CFJeremy Hefner – RHP
— Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) April 20, 2013
4/20 @nationals lineup vs @metsSpan CFWerth RFHarper LFLaRoche 1BDesmond SSTracy 3BEspinosa 2BSuzuki CGonzalez P
— MLBLineups (@mlblineups) April 20, 2013
Welcome to “Tim McCarver Bashes The Mets For Three Hours” … on FOX.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 20, 2013
DAVID WRIGHT WITH A PUPPY IS LIKE UNICORNS AND GLITTER twitter.com/LexiJeanne5/st…
— Alexis Greenauer (@LexiJeanne5) April 20, 2013
Oh how I wish Bryce Harper was older so that I can stop hearing about how not old he is.
— Katie (@cardny5) April 20, 2013
Harper is a 20 year old baseball player and I’m a 20 year old weirdo here making JV1 memes………….
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) April 20, 2013
3 outs, 24 to go. The Jeremy Hefner no-hitter watch is ON.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
A 1-2-3-4 first for Hefner. And 2 strikeouts. A very pleasant good afternoon everyone.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
Albert: “Hey, it’s Mr. Met!” McCarver: “He’s everywhere.” *deafening silence for 15 seconds* #GreatAnnouncing #FoxTheWorst
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
Desmond HR. 1-0 Nationals in 2nd. #Oopsies
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
HEFNER’S BETTER!
— Leslie M. (@MongoGoesCrazy) April 20, 2013
Of course Espinosa gets that hit the day after I cut him from my fantasy team
— Gregory (@AppleMetsDevils) April 20, 2013
“@lud_bug5: Anytime I wear anything short, I am reminded how I have child bearing hips” #BackToYouGare
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) April 20, 2013
I love UFC, but Why is this guy on during a Mets game?!…Oh, Right. FOX only cares about themselves… Ugh. Miss @snytv
— Andrew A. Butler ⚾ (@Butler_Speaks) April 20, 2013
No Keith’s Grill on Promenade Deck anymore. Not going back downstairs either. Have my DD soda. Don’t tell them I came alone & took train.
— Howard G. Cohen (@hgcohen10921) April 20, 2013
I actually liked the interview with Uriah Hall, although it was admittedly awkward. #FuckYouAll
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) April 20, 2013
If you don’t think it’s possible for a network to make baseball boring watch a game on FOX
— Alison Sports (@AlisonSports) April 20, 2013
Every time there is a game on FOX I commentate the game myself… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) April 20, 2013
I think I just heard @ragewynn scream when Lucas caught that ball. #ImPayingAttention
— Lisa (@Lqqieee) April 20, 2013
Harper 2-run homer, 3-0 Mets in 3rd. #DoubleOopsies
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
Hefner has now allowed 7 homers this season. That’s just not going to work #Mets
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) April 20, 2013
Whenever I see Harper’s haircut I just want to strangle him
— Hey it’s Ben (@BenR_Experience) April 20, 2013
Move the fences back
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) April 20, 2013
Clown homerun bro
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) April 20, 2013
Oh man, Bryce Harper’s hair is a shitfest.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
Having Jeremy Hefner follow Matt Harvey is not a good way to build fan momentum. Or winning streaks, for that matter.
— Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) April 20, 2013
Not buying Hefner is dead. No, I’m totally kidding. Of course he’s dead.
— Texas b’Ennet (@TexasBennet) April 20, 2013
jeremy hefner- 2013 HR Derby pitcher to David Wright #mets
— Mr. Flow (@TeamThirstTrap) April 20, 2013
I really don’t understand why people hate Harper.
— Joe (@ritzdeez) April 20, 2013
Neil Diamond with Sweet Caroline!How perfect!#BostonStrong!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) April 20, 2013
@ludichrisspeed Hopefully LOLLERSKATES & ROFLCOPTER rise up from the minors soon & stud it up. Tired of LOL, LMAO, & ROFL.
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) April 20, 2013
Wow…another useless Tim McCarver factoid.Listening to him makes my brain cells jump out of my ear.
— Douglas Cote (@DBCote) April 20, 2013
Buck Shot. With his arm this time. #Mets
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) April 20, 2013
Hefner’s Better!(At behind-the-back sprawling catches, that is.)#Mets
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) April 20, 2013
Behind-the-back grab by Hefner as he falls to the ground. Makes the throw to first from his butt. Wow.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 20, 2013
yu darvish would’ve had a perfect game if only he’d have mastered the jeremy hefner style of smothering comebackers
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 20, 2013
#MetsTwitter FUCK YOU HEF…..ooh nice play there…YOU STILL SUCK
— Mr. Flow (@TeamThirstTrap) April 20, 2013
@avsny That’s not bad.But can Hefner throw to first while butt-dialing, like @jay_horwitzpr?
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) April 20, 2013
And now for the tender monotones of an unemotional Matt Harvey
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) April 20, 2013
“Matt, talk about Jeremy Hefner for a while if you could” #FoxTheWorst
— Katie (@cardny5) April 20, 2013
Can @mattharvey33 do voice overs in his off time? #themostinterestingvoiceinthegame
— Wrightoholics(@Wrightoholics) April 20, 2013
Selfish David hitting a triple to interrupt Matt Harvey’s interview #Mets
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) April 20, 2013
But I thought only Jose could hit triples? #oldmets
— Staci(@swirlywand) April 20, 2013
Even Harvey being interviewed during the game helps the team do better… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) April 20, 2013
Good to see Harvey in the same company as the great Mike Pelfrey
— TRAIDCY (@EpideMets) April 20, 2013
Ike Davis is to Mets fans as Ryan Howard is to Phillies fans. When he’s not punishing the ball, hes frustrating the hell out of you.
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) April 20, 2013
If you can’t score with runners on the corners and nobody out you have problems. Like 99 of them
— Ty (@tysim19) April 20, 2013
Gio should get some more Miami PED’s to fix this control problem
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 20, 2013
imagine duda getting pissed off at gio, scraping his foot in the dirt, snorting and then charging at him like a fucking rhino
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 20, 2013
Yay Rubin ! Tejada that is lol
— Joey Stugotz ⚾ (@JoeyStugotz6) April 20, 2013
#METS had to score there. That would have been a huge wasted opp.SWEEEEEEEEEEET Cowgilline!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) April 20, 2013
Collin Cowgill 2-run single. #Nats 3, #Mets 2
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 20, 2013
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @redtroll2
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
Better rack up those runs up now before the bullpen comes in! #Mets
— laura murphy (@joychica) April 20, 2013
See. #mets are trolls
— JessMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) April 20, 2013
Wright is clearly unclutch even though he started the five run rally.
— David (@graves9) April 20, 2013
Guess that wasn’t the best time to step out of the booth. 5 in the inning for Mets, lead 5-3 after 4. Laffey in for Hefner. #StayingPut
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
I don’t feel good with Harper up in this spot… #tweetsfornext5years
— Staci(@swirlywand) April 20, 2013
I love Florida! twitter.com/Givemethelefty…
— Tim Byrdak (@Givemethelefty) April 20, 2013
Laffey has electric stuff as Joe Buck would say.
— David (@graves9) April 20, 2013
Warthen: “Look Aaron, you’re terrible. We know it and you know it. Just throw it down the middle and hope it’s hit at someone.” #Mets
— Paul Lebowitz (@PRINCE_OF_NY) April 20, 2013
Aaron Laffey, ladies and gentlemen.
— Catsmeat (@CatsmeatP_P) April 20, 2013
Paging Collin McHugh to the white courtesy phone.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) April 20, 2013
Eh. Sigh, I guess. #LOLaffey #Mets
— Jeff H (@darknova306) April 20, 2013
Aaron Laffey, on loan from the lololololol kill myself league
— Robert James (@RobertJamis) April 20, 2013
LaRoche 3 run home run. 6-5 Washington in 5th. Maybe I’ll go for another walk.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
If this keeps up, I’ll have to reuse the “bring in Desi Relaford” tweet sooner than expected. #Mets
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) April 20, 2013
It may be unprecedented, but I propose 18 hour rests rather than 5 day rest for Matt Harvey. Come on, you’re tough. You don’t need a jacket.
— Josh Batelli (@Josh_Batelli) April 20, 2013
#BackToYouGare RT @epidemets: Ike should break out the big dong
— Scott(@Pilam76) April 20, 2013
CALL UP STEVEN METZ RITE NOAW! CALL UP CINDERELLAGARD! PROMOAT MICHEAL FULLMER AND HAVE HIM PITCH ON CRUTCHES!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
Tim McCarver still thinks the Mets play at the Polo Grounds.
— Josh Batelli (@Josh_Batelli) April 20, 2013
According to Fox, Kirk Nieuwenhuis played football in Denver.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 20, 2013
McCarver endorses Terry Collins…#MetsTwitter blows up in 3…2…1…
— Kevin (@KVP_10) April 20, 2013
The barking dogs in the background of the radio broadcast are hilarious – and oddly appropriate.
— Paul J. Festa (@pauljfesta) April 20, 2013
Daniel Murphy running out of the box like there’s a potato famine there.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 20, 2013
OH MURPH! OH BUCK! TIE GAME!
— liz fyke (@fyke62) April 20, 2013
Idk why I bother with #MetsTwitter. Fucking assholes.
— JessMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) April 20, 2013
Suggested rebranding of RBI as “Runs Buck’d In.”
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 20, 2013
Ike Davis strikes out. Water is wet.
— Brian (@Ph0netic) April 20, 2013
Ike’s batting average has contracted Valley Fever…
— Chris (@tpgMets) April 20, 2013
Chipper Harper
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 20, 2013
Bryce Harper can go fuck a clown
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 20, 2013
Do I have everyone’s permission to run on the field tomorrow, slap Harper with a trout, and then go to jail?
— Jill Norlander (@GoJBuckYourself) April 20, 2013
Do the #Nationals have to perform a Civil War reenactment right after this game with the #Mets? #Beards #WTF?
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) April 20, 2013
Here comes Scott Atchison; he played on Bryce Harper’s great great great great grandfather’s little league team
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 20, 2013
Did you hear that dog just bark “Lets Go Mets”#LGM
— Jim Flaherty (@TheFranchise41) April 20, 2013
Tim McCarver keeps saying Bryce Harper will get “stronger” and “faster”. Why stop there? Why not say he’ll get “taller” and “telepathic”?
— Matthew Callan (@scratchbomb) April 20, 2013
Thank God that line drive from Baxter didn’t harm any of the endangered birds nesting in Jayson Werth’s beard. #Mets #Nationals
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) April 20, 2013
Bottom 9. Down one. Turner, Murphy, Wright due up. Soriano pitching for Nats. #ReReReComeback
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
I am considering spending $ 1600 on tix to All Star Game just so I don’t have to watch it on #Fox
— Peter Mandelkern (@PMandelkern) April 20, 2013
Only we didn’t say “untuck.” Nationals win 7-6. Please arrive home safely. Have a good night.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 20, 2013
#Mets are now 7-1 when Jon Niese and Matt Harvey take the mound, 1-7 when anyone else pitches.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) April 20, 2013
MEANWHILE, OVER AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN…
Mark Sanchez on the jumbotron. Gets booed like he’s Tom Brady.
— Paul Flannery (@Pflanns) April 20, 2013
AND HERE IS THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
There’s a town in France named “Anus.”
— Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife) April 20, 2013
