From SB Nation’s “Pinstriped Bible“:
- “please win tonight. i can’t handle any more losses to the freaking mets”
- “After tomorrow, the next time they’ll be relevant is July 31st when they see what they can get for guys like Murphy and Neise.”
- “Duda is a decent hitter”
- “That’s 6 Mets in a row that have reached base now”
- “I bet that’s a season high.”
- “Dammit Phelps, you’re supposed to keep Nova out of the rotation.”
- “Can we please not lose three in a row to the Mets”
- “To hell with this. Not gonna listen to us get swept by a shitty team whose fans annoy me to no end.”
- “He has no idea where the ball is going. What the fuck.”
- “What is Byrd swinging at?”
- “Fuck off, Nix.”
- “GET. OFF. MY. TEAM.”
- ““But Suzyn, he just knows how to play the game. That’s not going to show up on a stat sheet.””
- “Table flipping time”
- “Guys, Jayson Nix is a BASEBALL PLAYER.”
- “Glad I have my Venture Bros. screening to go to tonight”
- “Ike Davis? Ike Davis. Ike. Davis.”
- “Okay, who put the Astros out there?”
- “Wow… With that Ike Davis hit, I think it’s fair to call this a disaster.”
- “This is giving me 2009 Chien Ming Wang flashbacks”
- “I hate the Mets and hope the whole team dies in a fucking plane crash. Fuck em where they fucking breathe.”
- “Thats a bit much”
- “And you’ve officially crossed about eight lines.”
- “worst week ever, puke puke puke allllllll over the place”
- “Not to sound like the guy before, but I’m gonna be really happy in 30 minutes when I can turn this off and put on USA-Belgium.”
- “Have the Mets scored five runs in a game this year?”
- “Yeesh, Ruben Tejada and Ike Davis have hits. their combined averages are like .350”
- “This inning will determine my Zantac intake”
- “WHAT THE CHRIST??!! I call mom and dad to talk about their new gas boiler installation as the game is starting and come back to THIS?!! Sheesh!”
- “I wonder if Coney farts in the booth”
- “Remember when the Yankees were good?”
- “MLBN adding insult… After an update: “And now back to Citi Field.”
- “is this the price we pay for beaning Wright?”
- “I’d think listening to Kay is enough punishment for that”
- “Stewart paying homage to Carlos Beltran with that take”
- “Watching this game was a huge mistake”
- “If an alien landed on Monday and watched these games, It’d think the Mets were going to win the World Series.”
- “Jeremy Hefner> Matt Harvey”
- “Well this is probably the low point of our season…We can only go up now right?”
- “After watching this series, Id rather have Nix over Tejada”
- “Stewart! Y u ruin things?!”
- “Scott Rice? The Yankees couldn’t hit Anne Rice these days.”
- “Tejada testing out his takeout slide on his own teammate.”
- “Wow. That dude couldn’t be more of a ginger. He must spontaneously combust during day games.”
- “D’oh.”
- “balls”
- “Wow. I have no words.”
From MLB’s NYY Forum:
- “Good luck tonight. May the Phelps be with you.”
- “Man can these mets hit or what?”
- “This start of the game does not surprise me at all. This is the Mets World Series this year. They are going at the Yanks HARD.”
- “Could the Yankees please show a pulse?”
- “This is ridiculous……”
- “You KNOW you $ UCK when Ike Davis gets a 2 run hit off you. SMH”
- “And how many times do the Mets score 5 in the first proving anything is possible in a game.”
- “I want to bang Meredith. That broad looks hot!”
- “What is Cy Hefner’s record again?”
- “Jeremy FREAKING Hefner. Has absolutely nothing—even on his BEST day. And still manages to make our future $200 million second baseman look silly with a mighty 89mph heater upstairs. You cant make this stuff up.”
- “Three Mets on the 2000 team took PEDs Pratt, Franco, and Piazza”
- “This is looking like the beginning of the end for the Yankees sorry to say.”
- “My condolences. Lousy game all the way round.”
