From the Cardinals MLB Forum:
- “I hope Waino can shut these bums out.”
- “Wow, Beltran is really conserving energy, eh?”
- “Man, Molina is just a perfect freaking ballplayer.”
- “Mets’ outfield is very bad”
- “Never agree to scheduling a 4 game series with the Mets … by the 4th game the Cards start playing like the Mets.”
- “Monkey see…Monkey do…..”
- “Cards offense can’t solve a pitcher with an ERA of ~6.0 and whose average fastball is 90 MPH and …. well on and on with the ugly stats. I guess MM and the players are gonna assume the bicycle racing strategy for winning the season championships????”
- “This has the pace and urgency of a spring training game”
- “Yeah, I got better things to do than watch this half-donkey effort by the Cards. This is embarrassing.”
- “Still might pull it out. Mets are still the Mets.”
- “looks like a Bud Norris game. facing that tough cy young contender, Niese”
From SB Nation:
- “Waino seems to be on today.”
- “Pitching to the mets will do that”
- “i love duda he is hilarious thats the reason why the dh sucks you dont get to see inept sluggers play of”
- “fuck off murphy, jesus”
- “Daniel Murphy is really good at based balls.”
- “Man, Ike Davis is really bad at this.”
- “Hi, my name is Joe, and I hate the Mets. especially those asshats from the ’80’s.”
- “McEwing hates himself, and Jesse Orosco.”
- “Also, WTF Orosco was a Cardinal? /loogiesplayforalltheteams”
- “Yes. I still hated him.”
- “To be fair, Niese is a pretty good pitcher. It sounds (and looks) like he’s gotten his recent mechanical issues figured out.”
- “yeesh how can collins hit and run with buck and duda”
- “valdespin is really annoying”
- “Has anyone noticed… how small David Wright’s biceps are? I don’t mean that in a “Bro, do you even lift way?”, but a, “Wow, your upper arms are incredibly, almost hilariously, short” way.”
- “Well, nutsack.”
- “jesus what is going on with daniel murphy? this is ridiculous”
- “guess we are the mets today”
- “guys, don’t worry, Ike Davis is coming up. If he could figure out a way to get 3 outs at once, he would do it.”
- “Ike Davis can’t see that curveball at all. Ugly.”
- “hey who’s tired of daniel murphy and his goatee?”
- “looks slapped on, like a patch”
- “welp”
- “murphy is just hilarious at this point everything is a rocket”
- “wow… Freese has hit bottom.”
- “Darn, I was hoping for a four-game sweep”
