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You Mad, Bro? “The Wright Stuff” Edition

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From SB Nation’s “Talking Chop” Blog:

  • “Welp. D Wright with a longggggg solo shot”
  • “Now Wright barking from dugout about stike zone on Byrd”
  • “wtf, toss’em out ump.”
  • “If hitting the ball to Daniel Murphy (no matter his current geographic location) were a repeatable skill, Rev would be in the HOF”
  • “Oh no, the new strike out King is up with a man on 3rd, less than 2 out”
  • “Lol Chip. “Niese hasn’t been fooling anybody” Joe: “Well, actually, he has””
  • “DFA Uggla now!”
  • “Uggla: I got it!
    Heyward: No, literally it’s fine. Stay there”
  • “Curse of the leadoff double”
  • “Go away EY”
  • “Jesus Christ, what is with this team and poor vision? McCann, Freeman, Wood, and now Uggla.”
  • “I don’t get the love Murphy gets here at all.”
  • “1) Murphy kills us for some reason
    2) Some people are very vocal about their love of slap hitters”
  • “Mets announcers just said Justin has 1 HR and 6 steak dinners in his last 30 games. Christ, I know he’s been bad, but it hasn’t been that bad, has it… Has it???”
  • “Are you fucking serious BJ?”
  • “Evan who?”
  • “I disagreed with trading McCann last week but let’s pull the trigger now. A bullpen arm and a B prospect should be more than enough.”
  • “haha! heart of the LOLMets order.”
  • “Wright HRs again”
  • “fuck you”
  • “its not like hes the captain of the homerun derby”
  • “Minor adjustment needed with Wright… like NOT in the wheelhouse.”
  • “david wright is handsome. there i said it. you were all thinking it.”
  • “I’m sick of David Wright. I don’t dislike the guy, he seems all right, but he’s always be a pain in our side”
  • “Great player, wish he was a Brave”
  • “I hope he drowns in Vitamin Water”
  • “Barves are here for another night I see”
  • “CHRIS BARVESON”
  • “Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?”
  • “Get the damn mets out of here please”
  • “We need Troy Glaus at 3rd. He would’ve turned that.”
  • “Well that surprised no one”
  • “Frenchy would’ve thrown behind Byrd and nailed him at 3rd.”
  • “Niese just hurt himself. That sucks.”
  • “Couldn’t just injure Matt Harvey could we?”
  • “over/under on how many seconds until Chip mentions that Aardsma is the 1st player on the list of active players: 30.5”
  • “I’m Dan, I’ve got big forearms and I need glasses”
  • “Can we quit making the goddamn Mets look good?”
  • “David Wright looks good no matter who he’s playing”
  • “just a few quick facts about Andrew Brown for inquisitive Braves fans, he’s 28 years old, has played for three different ML teams, has 34 career hits, and a career .396 SLG. so yeah.”
  • “This is the piece we need.”
  • “So of course he takes Minor deep”
  • “I’ve been drinking and it’s my birthday. I demand WIN”
  • “And here comes a BJ!”
  • “Fuck You Chip and your damn chipgasms”
  • “LOL at Murphy playing in the grass for Minor”
  • “Damn Quesadilla”
  • “I’m really tired of Omar Quintanilla. Will this stop if I just cast an all-star vote for him?”
  • “Moody Blues remix: Nights in Josh Satin”
  • “If the Mets take three of five in Atlanta here, including one from Mike, I will be very sad”
  • “Can we please destroy this apparently bad Mets relief pitching?”
  • “That’s exactly why we can’t destroy it”
  • “Fuck”
  • “Awful game from BJ, ultimate rally killer”
  • “pretty sure that half inning didn’t last for an entire minute. baseball boner killed.”
  • “Chip, for god’s sake shutup”
  • “lolMets”
  • “Sigh. Terrible bullpen owns Barves”
  • “jeez. Headfirst slid into first? Who do you think you are, Melky Cabrera?”
  • “Get the hell out of here Chris”
  • “LOL….wtf was that?”
  • “Worried about Justin vs. Parnell. He can’t catch up to 92. How about 97?”
  • “Mets are playing like champions. maybe sending 10 guys down is paying off in the short term.”
  • “Nearly any 2B in baseball can make that play. I say nearly because Dan Uggla exists.”
  • “Such a shitty series.”
  • “What the fuck is wrong with this team right now.”
  • “Fuck everything.”
  • “Consolation: Mets no shot at WS”
  • “You can dress it up all you want, bottom line, getting 3 out of 5 taken from you by the Mets in your own park fucking sucks.”

From MLB’s ATL Braves Forum:

  • “Beware of the Mets. The Mets are going to emerge as a major force the next few seasons. They have the pitching and their hitting is getting better. Hopefully, bad days like today are not a sign of things to come.”
  • “The day I’m afraid of the Mets is the day I’ll stop watching baseball.”
  • “bj for wright?????”
  • “I would love to see Mike completely shut them down…..like Harvey did to the Braves on Tuesday.”
  • “Wright? Wrong.”
  • “Think we could trade Chris Johnson and uggla for wright? I know the answer, but I like to dream sometimes”
  • “Might be able to throw in Bossman and get Harvey and Wheeler back too.”
  • “What is the point of pitching to David Wright tonight?”
  • “Maybe just pitch around wright tonight??? Geez minor”
  • “Gold glove Chris Johnson strikes again, good grief.”
  • “Chip Caray with his home run call off the bat off Simmons, caught at the CF warning track with no problem.”
  • “Thanks Fredi you fat <fucker!!!!!!!!!!”
  • “I’m really sick of bj. Seems the only time he doesn’t k is to hit into dp”
  • “Is the met bullpen really shutting us down? Wow”
  • “What an embarrassing series loss.”
  • “oh well, even the Mets deserve to win a series every now and then.”
  • “Paul Maholm for Nolan Arenado?”

 

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