From SB Nation’s “Talking Chop” Blog:
- “Happy Easter and 4/20, everyone. I know the Fatvirus household is celebrating with our Easter baskets full of marijuana and swastikas.”
- “Heyward with the head first dive for no apparent reason.”
- “#GRITTY”
- “Making David Ecksteins proud the world over”
- “Hahah Terry Collins. Granderson is struggling to begin the season so he moves him up in the lineup”
- “God damnit you could see that was going to happen the entire time the ball was in the air.”
- “Seriously, JUp? You Uggla’d it.”
- “Justin Upton is no good at playing the outfield.”
- “It’s really depressing that I brace myself when anything non-routine is hit to him”
- “Wow how was that not a homer?”
- “I’m judging Anthony Recker for having ‘Wrecking Ball’ as his walk-up music”
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“ - “Uggla done Uggla’d it”
- “The Braves look like they are going to mail this game in today because they look like crap.”
- “This umpire blows. He’s been giving that to Wheeler so far, but when Hale goes to that outside corner… nope.”
- “Carlos Gomez in a bench clearing brawl in Pittsburgh? That guy is just such a tool”
- “LOLMets”
- “Granderson is the MVP!!!”
- “LOLOLOL Granderson”
- “Granderson has been horrible for the mets”
- “Jason bayesque”
- “Seriously go fuck yourself Dan”
- “Uggla…..I just don’t know what to say at this point”
- “Just trade for Didi already”
- “HALE SATIN!!”
- “Josh Satin is up. Joey Linen is on deck.. Egyptian Cotton is in the hole.”
- “a #71 pitching for the Mets? man their bullpen really is garbage”
- “gonzalez german, his first name is hispanic yet his last name if german…….im confused”
- “I knew a black guy with the last name Ireland”
- “So the Mets are the slump busters of baseball.”
- “I’ve had to listen to the Mets’ broadcasters this whole series And I gotta say, they’re awesome.”
- “Uhh… Fredi. This is David Wright.”
- “Is David Wright human? seriously”
- “I was really hoping he was going to leave NY at the same time Chipper retired, and we’d sign him and have a relatively seamless transition at third base…But then I woke up”
- “how long is he locked in with the Mets?”
- “Fooooreeeveerrrrrrrr (eeeveerrrrr) (Through at least 2020)”
- “I bet he already regrets it lol”
- “but he’s captain america!”
- “asshole ump has been calling ankle balls strikes all day”
- “nice to see EY Jr. strike out. He’s been a major pain.”
- “Look at Uggla not fucking up”
- “Free baseball!! It’s an easter miracle!”
- “Granderson signed 4 years 60 million. Ouch.”
- “Mets got BJ Upton’d”
- “DICE-K warming up, yes please”
- “In the words of Marshall Mathers that makes my peepee go boing boing boing.”
- “dice k is in, saddle up boys and girls, this could take a while”
- “Matsuzaka made Simmons and Pena look silly.”
- “Why does this dipshit manager of ours continue to use our worst bullpen arms before our best bullpen arms in a tie game? “
- “Cy Matsuzaka. WTF”
- “We MUST get Eric Young Jr.. The last thing we want is to put that guy on base.”
- “The Mets announcers are convinced that the batters are having a lot of trouble seeing the ball coming out of the shadow, I think they’re right.”
- “Granderson nothing but hustle”
- “you are right literally nothing lol”
- “wow we got David Wright out?”
- “dem fans giving it to granderson”
- “and it’s only April…”
- “New York, New York”
- “Uggla is the exact opposite of Simba defensively”
- “We should start calling him Pumba.”
- “Duda SB. wut”
- “How in the heck can they let Duda attempt a stolen base on them?”
- “Why is this game even still happening”
- “Amazin Avenue thread over 2600 posts… we are weak today”
- “That’s because they’re godless heathens”
- “And the Braves HITTERS continue to fail.”
- “No good ever comes from a leadoff walk.”
- “walking Young for Granderson not sure how I feel about this. only 1 out”
- “Well that was stupid.”
- “Crap crap crap crap crap”
- “Well, we certainly pissed that game away.”
