From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight“:
- “Is the third base side of the infield a joke?”
- “First pitch to Wright was solidly on the outside corner but called a ball. Interesting to see if that is consistently called.”
- “I am so sick of those blue and orange guys”
- “Bartolo Colon is the fattest baseball player I’ve seen since Lamarr Hoyt.”
- “SUCK IT RUBE!”
- “go Bobby A., go”
- “Of course it’s Bobby with a hit.”
- “Why the hell are you walking him again WTFH?”
- “To get to the pitcher. It’s tough pitching to .193 hitters.”
- “GTFO, 3-2 to Bartolo the Clown. 10 pitch AB”
- “Ffs. 9 pitches to get Bartolo Fucking Colon out.”
- “Matt Den Dekker just robbed Howard”
- “Baseball hates us.”
- “Nice catch by Dekker on that Ryan Dunn warning track power”
- “Maybe this game would sound better in Spanish.”
- “den Dekker – All Star”
- “We miss you Shane. We really miss you.”
- “Hey, where did everybody go?”
- “Fell asleep?”
- “Colon’s 2-seam fastballs are consistently at 87 MPH. Isn’t that slow enough for some Phillies hits?”
- “The Mets Set a Record for Cheesesteak Eating in Philadelphia“
- “On Saturday, they had a whole road trip in orange and blue. Chanting “Let’s go M_ts.””
- “the question is, does Jon Stewart know”
- “Probably sponsored it.”
- “Should have had that Benny.”
- “I think den Dekker catches that.”
- “I KNOW den Dekker catches it.”
- “Everyone on the planet saw that at bat coming from David Wright.”
- “Hit a fucking bomb, Abreu.”
- “
“ - “Wow. And with that, the 2014 season is officially over.”
- “den Dekker going yard, because he can.”
- “DAMME YOU CLAUDE VAN DEN DEKKER”
- “This year’s Phillies could suck the life force out of the galaxy”
- “OMG! Aumont warming up in the pen. WE are DOOMED!”
- “Bartolo Colon owns the Phillies. Sad.”
- “I really don’t appreciate MLB…scheduling so many Hall-of-Fame starting pitchers against us. One after another….”
- “Diekman facing Wright. This will be painful to watch.”
- “Good night all. I cannot watch this team anymore tonight.”
- “What a circus.”
- “Mercy rule?”
- “Bright side: no extra innings.”
- “This was fun.”
