#Dodgers lineup vs. #Mets:Crawford LFEllis 2BKemp CFGonzalez 1BHairston 3BEthier RFEllis CSellers SSKershaw P #whiff
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 23, 2013
Tonight’s #Mets lineup:Tejada SSMurphy 2BWright 3BBuck CByrd RFDuda LFTurner 1BCowgill CFNiese LHP
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 23, 2013
I hope Clayton doesn’t think Cowgill is an actual cow and tries to milk him halfway through the game.
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) April 23, 2013
Let’s Go Mets! Beat Fred Wilpon’s favorite team!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 23, 2013
While I hate when the Mets barely stand a chance, it’s always fun to watch an animal like Kershaw.
— Nicolette517 (@Nicolette517) April 23, 2013
I love Ruben Tejada but he really does look like a kid who won some kind of Daily News contest and gets to play SS for the #Mets.
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) April 23, 2013
Who is Fred Wilpon rooting for tonight?
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) April 23, 2013
Wright didn’t get the memo 1 pitch for the 3rd out
— happy hank (@happyhank86) April 23, 2013
I think I have more followers than people in attendance tonight at Citi… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) April 23, 2013
It sucks the #Mets don’t have Scott Hairston anymore so we can have #checkinginwithkevin talk about how he and Jerry Jr are brothers
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 23, 2013
Ethier just told the ump to have a pleasant day #Mets
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) April 23, 2013
Quick poll guys, what should I order? #PBandJ or #5cheeseMacandCheese #rovellpoll
— Brad (@Braddigan89) April 23, 2013
So does Adam Rubin think no one watches the games and we only follow it on twitter?
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 23, 2013
Three walks, a hit, and a double play. 1-0 Dodgers mid 2. Who wants to do the “it could have been worse” honors?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 23, 2013
Beltran should get his money back, Niese’s beak is still ridiculous.. #Mets
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) April 23, 2013
Can the Dodgers just go far away from starting pitchers? They’re bad luck.
— Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) April 23, 2013
GET THE RAY RAMIREZ AWAY FROM THE PITCHER
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 23, 2013
PAging Mr. Wheeler
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 23, 2013
I should not come to games started by Jon Niese. I saw him tear his hamstring. And now this…
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 23, 2013
Welcome to Flushing, @wheelerpro45
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) April 23, 2013
You’re on notice Beltran! #BeOKNiese
— Katie (@cardny5) April 23, 2013
Harvey and Niese and … NO DAMMIT NOT NIESE TOO!!!
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 23, 2013
Just what Mets didn’t need. Jon Niese hit by liner on lower right leg- walking gingerly…out of the game
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) April 23, 2013
Why are people paging Zack Wheeler? I highly doubt he owns a pager #Mets
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 23, 2013
So we are giving this game to the Los Angeles Dodgers of Dodgerheim right?
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) April 23, 2013
Screw the outfield, can anyone pitch? Anyone? Kirk? Anyone?
— Brad (@Braddigan89) April 23, 2013
OMG Keith Hernandez, you dapper sonofabitch
— Katye McCarthy (@myfriendkatye) April 23, 2013
Gee and Harvey with those hats look like the Mets Swim team.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 23, 2013
For the record, I’ll take Jon Niese hopping on one foot over Aaron Laffey. #Mets
— Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) April 23, 2013
I can’t get wrapped up in #Mets drama right now… Let’s GO #Knicks!!!!
— Harry C. (@harrycalat) April 24, 2013
RUBEN YOU BEAUTIFUL BABY!
— Catsmeat (@CatsmeatP_P) April 24, 2013
Will the real Ruben Tejada please stand up?
— AndrèaMets4Life (@Mets4_Life) April 24, 2013
If that’s not a web gem, Tejada needs to write a strongly worded letter to ESPN. #Mets
— Stephanie Maria (@stephaniemaria) April 24, 2013
Robert Carson walks in his first major league plate appearance. Against Clayton Kershaw to break up perfect game.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 24, 2013
Robert Carson: Moneyball hitter.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) April 24, 2013
Matt Harvey is probably scoffing, at the moment. #jacket
— Chris (@tpgMets) April 24, 2013
Get your jacketed ass back to first, Carson!Enough funny stuff!#METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) April 24, 2013
Btw, Robert Carson now has as many walks this season as Justin Turner, Collin Cowgill, and Kirk Niuewenhuis COMBINED #Mets
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 24, 2013
Daniel Murphy with a two-out single gets Mets first half and gives Robert Carson his first MLB run scored. #Mets 1, #Dodgers 1, bot 3.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 24, 2013
Robert Carson making shit happen. I smell a new leadoff hitter.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 24, 2013
MURPH ties it up!!! #Carson4Leadoff
— Ty (@tysim19) April 24, 2013
Well, this inning is unexpected.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 24, 2013
Aside: murph needs a raise because that Chapstick he was using is dollar store chap stick. I own it.
— Heather Nicole (@Lud_Bug5) April 24, 2013
DAMMIT METS. I HAVE KERSHAW IN FANTASY. STOP IT.
— John Ewen (@HashtagEwenning) April 24, 2013
#Mets get two runs off of Kershaw. The Emperor is pleased… twitter.com/ReadTheApple/s…
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) April 24, 2013
Niese – Contusion, lower right leg. X-rays negative. Day to day. (but then again, aren’t we all?)
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 24, 2013
Murph knows hitting. Murph knows fielding. Murph knows trolling. Murph knows. #imwith28
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) April 24, 2013
Remember when MLB Network listed Daniel Murphy in the Top 10 Second Basemen and we all snickered?
— Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) April 24, 2013
Ruben Tejada and Daniel Murphy are putting on a defensive show right now. Never thought I’d type that sentence. #Mets
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) April 24, 2013
Clayton Kershaw vs Justin Turner. Kershaw wins, Terry Collins is probably shocked.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 24, 2013
Babe Ruth once got thrown out stealing to end a World series…Could u imagine twitter after that game?
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) April 24, 2013
Translation: Needs Tommy John Surgery RT @mets: Jonathon Niese left the game…. X-rays were negative. He is day-to-day. #Mets
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 24, 2013
Mark Ellis knocks out Niese. Next at-bat: He takes Robert Carson deep. #Mets 2, #Dodgers 2, top 5.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 24, 2013
Wow Ellis is a PITA tonight
— Katie (@cardny5) April 24, 2013
dang gumit Carson was cruising
— happy hank (@happyhank86) April 24, 2013
I’m sure this is how he always pictured it: Juan Lagares will make his major league debut on a double-switch with Scott Atchison in the 5th.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) April 24, 2013
Scott Atchison wants to know if it’s OK if he plastic wraps the pitching mound.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 24, 2013
Scott Atchison’s diet on the bench consists of Centrum Silver and Werther’s Originals.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 24, 2013
As the British invaded Boston, Scott Atchison knocked on Paul Revere’s door to let him know.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 24, 2013
Murph is wearing me down.. Thinking I may be with 28 sooner than later #Mets
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) April 24, 2013
Sending out tweets in morse code tonight. Only Jack Bauer gets it.
— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) April 24, 2013
Scott Atchison’s social security number is 7.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 24, 2013
I wonder how often Wright licks his shoulder with his follow through
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 24, 2013
Howie: “Here it’s the Brooklyn Dodgers of Los Angeles 2, the New York Mets 2.” word.@metswfan #Mets
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) April 24, 2013
Hey kiddos, in addition to catching line ups with your bare hands, I would also like you to take rides from strangers. #Fundies #Mets
— Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) April 24, 2013
If he could Terry Collins would double switch Justin Turner into the game even though he’s already in. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) April 24, 2013
You gotta be kidding me with this Mark Ellis trash.
— Catsmeat (@CatsmeatP_P) April 24, 2013
Ugh.#Bullpenproblems
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) April 24, 2013
So glad that for the 3rd year in a row, we went out and solved our bullpen problem #Mets
— Tar Heel Met (@TarHeelMet) April 24, 2013
Mark Ellis 3 run homer. 5-2 Dodgers in 7th. Yeah, I dont’t think #Oops quite cuts it.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 24, 2013
Whatcha talking about Ellis ? twitter.com/Jconstantinide…
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) April 24, 2013
#MetsTwitter is going to take Mark Ellis into a back alley and beat him with sticks after the game
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) April 24, 2013
Let’s officially welcome Mark Ellis to the pantheon of #Mets villains.
— Paul Hadsall (@PaulsRandomStuf) April 24, 2013
I’m wanna kick Ellis straight in the dick
— Heather Nicole (@Lud_Bug5) April 24, 2013
Juan Lagares delivers his first major league hit on a seventh-inning single against Paco Rodriguez.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 24, 2013
GOD BLEES YOU, LAGARES
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) April 24, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin “Hey Gare, Juan Lagares’ last name has ‘Gare’ in it, so I’m going to call him LaGareus. Guys?” #BackToYouGare
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 24, 2013
#metstwitter is quiet this evening.Everyone must be watching the Knicks whoop on the Celtics.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) April 24, 2013
Where’s Collin Cowherd or whatever the fuck his name is?
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) April 24, 2013
Josh Edgin should never get in a 3 run game.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 24, 2013
Welp.That should do it.#Mets
— Steve Markham (@steve_markham) April 24, 2013
Congrats Josh!You just won an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas!
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) April 24, 2013
#DodgersDreamTeam treating the #mets bullshitpen as an all-you-can eat buffet I see
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) April 24, 2013
Is Terry explaining to Dubs why the eff we are carrying 6 OFers?
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 24, 2013
Remember what we said back in the 2nd? It did get worse. Dodgers 7 Mets 2. Harvey tomorrow. Good night.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 24, 2013
Hang your stockings and say your prayers cause Harvey Clause comes to-night!
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) April 24, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON…
A’s are winning by so many runs Brad Pitt is pulling his truck off freeway and no longer heading to Visalia.
— Batting Stance Guy (@BattingStanceG) April 23, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
It takes about 42 hours for sloths to have sex.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) April 21, 2013
