#Mets lineup: Young, Jr. – LF Murphy – 2B Byrd – RF Davis – 1B Flores – 3B Lagares – CF d’Arnaud – C Quintanilla – SS Matsuzaka – RHP
— MetsBlog.com (@metsblog) August 23, 2013
#Tigers lineup: Jackson 8, Hunter 9, Cabrera 5, Fielder 3, Martinez 2, Kelly 7, Infante 4, Iglesias 6, Fister 1.
— Detroit Tigers (@tigers) August 23, 2013
THE METS HAVE AS MANY RUNS AS THE TIGERS!
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) August 23, 2013
Ike got Fisted
— Chris g'Amez (@Metsochist4Life) August 23, 2013
OH MY GOD DICE-KLOCK
— Eddie Adlman (@xTomatoez) August 23, 2013
For those who didn't know, Miguel Cabrera hits baseballs a long way
— Brad Anhouse (@Braddigan89) August 23, 2013
2 things I learned just now. 1: Matsuzaka isn't very good at all. 2: Miguel Cabrera is a fucking freak.
— Dave Morelli (@DaveMorelli) August 23, 2013
Well that escalated quickly
— Allison Johnson (@allij04) August 23, 2013
Ben Affleck is playing Dice-K, right?
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) August 23, 2013
*regrets decision to bypass liquor store on way home*
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) August 23, 2013
Matsuzaka doing an excellent impression of the last time Torres was allowed to start a game.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) August 23, 2013
I would have thrown four balls to Dan Warthen before I threw one anywhere near Miguel Cabrera. #Rockhead
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) August 23, 2013
Found Cuppy. With a second to spare. #Nailbiter
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 23, 2013
Daisuke Batsuzaka, right?
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) August 23, 2013
Fister? I hardly know her!
— Knicks Memes (@KnicksMemes) August 23, 2013
At this point I'm just staying for he concert
— Brad Anhouse (@Braddigan89) August 23, 2013
It will be a while before we know whether d'Arnaud is an upgrade over Buck. But d'Arnaud's walk-up music is a HUGE upgrade. #panama
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) August 23, 2013
The #Mets should give out free tickets everytime Quintanilla gets on base
— Mikesuke Mandelzaka (@metsonmymind) August 23, 2013
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL US HE SUCKS?!
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) August 23, 2013
tiger fans are probably like “wow i'm surprised all of these fans are still here!!!” postgame concert bitch
— Steph'Anie (@whutyearisit) August 24, 2013
SYNDERGAWD
— Eddie Adlman (@xTomatoez) August 24, 2013
Take heart Mets fans, at least Harvey is getting an extra day off.
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) August 24, 2013
Appears Dice-K isn’t the only Japanese pitcher from a New York team getting knocked around by a superior American League team tonight.
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) August 24, 2013
Wilmer Flores has an infield hit. We can all die happy now.
— Dickeypiscopalianism (@RADickheads) August 24, 2013
“Very gossipy out there in those bullpens” – Keith
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) August 24, 2013
This game is moving at a breakneck pace. By which I mean the pace makes me want to break my neck.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) August 24, 2013
d'Ar HELL Naud
— Chris g'Amez (@Metsochist4Life) August 24, 2013
Well that was unexpected.
— Christine (@NYMLifeSentence) August 24, 2013
Dice-K struck out miggy? I guess there's a first for everything
— Brad Anhouse (@Braddigan89) August 24, 2013
Yeah, everyone but Keith's stache… #RIP @Metstradamus We're all a year older next year, Keith.
— Mike Annunziata (@ma2394) August 24, 2013
Murphy music kind of sounds like something from a horror movie
— happy hank (@happyhank86) August 24, 2013
Only the Cubs and the Marlins have a lower team batting average than the Mets? **makes another drink**
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) August 24, 2013
Keith mocking Francesa. The best.
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) August 24, 2013
The next time d'Arnaud comes up, I'm starting the “Recker's better” chant. #mets
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) August 24, 2013
Pedro Feliciano is now on the mound trying to impress the ladies… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) August 24, 2013
“You better get another hit, or they will steal your bed” MT @metsblog: d'Arnaud, talking & learning from Aardsma… pic.twitter.com/FZGMwjcwt0
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) August 24, 2013
Listening to third eye blind, preparing for this wonderfulness.
— Kevin O. (@fromheretoLI) August 24, 2013
Hooray Mets lose … #CriesInside
— Chi Vuole Essere (@JoeyStugotz6) August 24, 2013
Final – Tigers 6 Mets 1. Insert bad Third Eye Blind Melon joke here.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) August 24, 2013
The Mets are now 0 for the century on concert night.
— neil (@Neilosophy) August 24, 2013
Sucking, Tigers and losing, oh my!! #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) August 24, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN PHILLY…
Found him. pic.twitter.com/OfhWDwtA2m
— MLB Fan Cave (@MLBFanCave) August 24, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
There's a town called “Tittybong” in Australia.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) August 17, 2013
