If you are a #Mets fan and wondering if things could get worse, this link proves that, yes, yes it can be worse buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-…— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 15, 2013
Update: Zack Wheeler has minor inflammation of his AC joint. He received a cortisone shot and will miss one start.
— New York Mets (@Mets) May 15, 2013
5/15 @mets lineup at @cardinalsBaxter RFMurphy 2BWright 3BDavis 1BDuda LFBuck CAnkiel CFTejada SSMarcum P
— MLBLineups (@mlblineups) May 15, 2013
5/15 @cardinals lineup vs @mets Carpenter 3B Beltran RFHolliday LF Craig 1BJay CF Cruz C Descalso 2B Kozma SSMiller P
— MLBLineups (@mlblineups) May 15, 2013
Cardinal stolen base king Lou Brock briefly swiped my bag in the press room tonight. I was honored.
— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 16, 2013
Like a Volcano, ready to explode at any momentRT @marccarig: How are we feeling tonight, #MetsTwitter? — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 16, 2013
Welcome back #Mets fans and thanks for tuning in for your nightly session of emotional water boarding! — Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 16, 2013
Wright singles!Now Ike will drive him in. Or strike out. You know which.#METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 16, 2013
David Wright is up to eight stolen bases. Pretty impressive. Shows that SB isn’t all about speed.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) May 16, 2013
So now Ike has an open stance from the back corner of the box. this guy has literally NO FUCKING CLUE…As he gets a FB in he cant hit #mets — Earl (@ttlsportsblog) May 16, 2013
Yes. — Did Ike Davis K? (@DidIkeStrikeout) May 16, 2013
@freebald I thought IKE stood for I K Everytime?
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) May 16, 2013
When Tejada rushes in, he washes my castle away…
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 16, 2013
Marcum with a breezy 1-2-3 first, but he did that last time out too. Let’s see how he responds in the second. #Mets — Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 16, 2013
Well hey there 0 in the first inning. How ya been? — All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) May 16, 2013
Must be a technical glitch on SNY because it’s the 2nd inning and it doesn’t say the Cardinals have the lead
— James Gracie (@MidnightBashem) May 16, 2013
john buck 12-pitch plate appearance? oh
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 16, 2013
Buck draws walk. Freebald faints. Revives and tweets this. — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 16, 2013
Never gonna give you up Rick. — Lisa (@Lqqieee) May 16, 2013
LOLOLOL the Metsiest first Mets hit in the history of Mets.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 16, 2013
Are you Buckin’ serious, John?
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
@metsjetsnets88 In Play, Fucked #Mets — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 16, 2013
Marcum does look quite a bit better so far. Good biting movement to the off-speed #mets — Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) May 16, 2013
RT @devonsports: Two scoreless from Marcum? twitter.com/dailystache/st…
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 16, 2013
You get your first hit as a Met and you get your first hit as a Met!
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
Fuck you Miller, Shelby is a name for a girl turtle — Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 16, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin “Gare, I’m here with Jon Niese & Jon I was curious if Beltran found other parts of you disgusting & wanted them fixed” — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 16, 2013
KB: “Jon, how are you going to win tomorrow?” Jon: “Im going to have to quote Dillon Gee here, ‘I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know.’
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 16, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin “Jon, how does it feel to be the first person in history to get a nose job that enlarged your nose?”
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) May 16, 2013
Jon Niese, thrilled to participate in that in-game interview twitter.com/jameskann/stat… — James Kannengieser (@jameskann) May 16, 2013
@dailystache @metskevin11 twitter.com/RobPatterson83… — Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 16, 2013
Marcum has allowed just one baserunner first time through the lineup. He’s looked great. Hope he keeps this up. #Mets
— Jay C. (@jcnyc_) May 16, 2013
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 16, 2013
On the bright side, Ike Davis made contact that time. — Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) May 16, 2013
Oh Keith get a room already with St. Louis. — Lisa (@Lqqieee) May 16, 2013
Whoa! Keith was on the Cards?!?!
— The 7 Line (@The7Line) May 16, 2013
Shaun Marcum hasn’t given up a run through 3 innings and the Mets somehow have 3 hits off of Shelby Miller. EVERYTHING’S COMING UP METS!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 16, 2013
@dailystache Tit-By-Pitch? — Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) May 16, 2013
There’s aggressive baserunning and then there’s moronic baserunning. John Buck trying to steal bases is an example of the latter. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 16, 2013
Even Rick Ankiel can’t believe Buck tried to run there. twitter.com/cardny5/status…
— Katie (@cardny5) May 16, 2013
Howie just said “Shea” instead of “Citi Field” ending his streak at 114 games. #TwentyDollarsInThePot
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 16, 2013
There goes the shutout. And David LITERALLY drops the ball. #FuckThisGame — Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 16, 2013
All of that just happened — All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) May 16, 2013
The great (and terrible) thing about baseball is you see something new every game.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 16, 2013
By the time Turner gets to cream pie someone again, it’s gonna be a ridiculous sized pie. Like a lot of cream. Mets need offense, maybe.
— JLM (@mezzanine76) May 16, 2013
Remember when Ike Davis flipped over the railing to make a catch 3 times in a month, and then that never happened again? Baseball is weird. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 16, 2013
Hey, Marcum went five! Break out the champagne! — Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 16, 2013
#IMightBeWith28JustThisOneTime
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 16, 2013
An extra base hit! Wonders never cease!
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
i’m daniel murphy, and i swipe third — Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 16, 2013
Not your night, Wright. — d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
Don’t fret. Ike will save the da-AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 16, 2013
jamie lannister raises right arm RT @devonsports: Show of hands, who thinks Ike gets this done?
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 16, 2013
…and Ike grounds the first pitch to second base. Cardinals still leading, 2-0, in the sixth. #Mets — Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 16, 2013
Ike Davis is worse than the ebola virus. — Joshua Ryan (@RedSkyInExile) May 16, 2013
Ike Davis pulling out his inner Jeromy Burnitz slump #2002
— J™ (@BX_Champ) May 16, 2013
Mom please let me hit the ball for the Mets. I’m better than #DrunkIke. I promise to get a run in. twitter.com/Lqqieee/status…
— Lisa (@Lqqieee) May 16, 2013
The Mets need a Groupon for some runs. — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 16, 2013
If Rick hits a HR I may anKiel over. #Mets — Rich MacLeod (@richmacleod) May 16, 2013
Rick freakin Ankiel
— TySim19 (@tysim19) May 16, 2013
That was actually impressive. Pitch off the plate driven to left-center field. HR Ankiel. Tie game.
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) May 16, 2013
Can we just start calling Duda “Hodor” and be done with it? #TeamHodor — Jake Rapoport (@steaker) May 16, 2013
Rick Ankiel is Rick Ankiel. But part of being Rick Ankiel is the occasional HR. This one was well-timed. Let’s enjoy it, yeah? — Chris (@tpgMets) May 16, 2013
Bark twice if Baxter’s play made you happy
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 16, 2013
Ankiel twitter.com/RobPatterson83…
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 16, 2013
I’m not surprised Marcum is doing this; He is a proven #3 starter when he is healthy/stretched out, which I think he finally is — TySim19 (@tysim19) May 16, 2013
Marcum Asylum. — Catsmeat (@CatsmeatP_P) May 16, 2013
Love how Marcum destroys himself after that walk. Terry must hate that kind of passion.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 16, 2013
Success! RT @robpatterson83: Warthen out to fuck up Marcum’s rhythm
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
Wild pitch scores go ahead run? Of course it does — All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) May 16, 2013
Ty Wigginton doesn’t even have to do anything to kill the Mets — d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 16, 2013
Fun fact: Since the start of the 2009 season, the #Mets have lost 87 leads on wild pitches. #notreallyafact #butsurefeelslikeone
— Chris (@tpgMets) May 16, 2013
Seems like the Mets have let a ridiculous amount of runs score on wild pitches over the years
— TRAIDCY (@EpideMets) May 16, 2013
@toogooden16 they air those commercials because they know Mets fans have an urge to smoke just from watching their nightly crap — Alex Peters (@Alex_Peters_) May 16, 2013
Congrats to Rick Ankiel on becoming a True Met. That applies in Queens too, right? — CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) May 16, 2013
Still no walks for LaTroy Hawkins, which makes his name more like LaTroy NoWalkins.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 16, 2013
LOL of course. Sorry, guys.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 16, 2013
If we could just stop mentioning decent stats by Mets players, that would be fucking phenomenal. — RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 16, 2013
The Mets are lowering my Testosterone before bedtime. — JLM (@mezzanine76) May 16, 2013
LOL — “should be two.”Except on the #METS. Can’t even complete a DP right tonight.
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 16, 2013
Murph….Murph. Murph I….forget it I’m putting 28 pushpins in my eyes.
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 16, 2013
“Hawkins hasn’t walked anyone this season!”*walks two in one inning* — RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 16, 2013
Yadi makes it 4-2 Cardinals. — Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 16, 2013
True. I feel much better now. MT @devonsports @metsjetsnets88 Just like Marcum, Hawkins did enough. Tonight it’s on the defense.
— Phil Hecken (@PhilHecken) May 16, 2013
#METS lose again — their SIXTH straight. Now NINE games under .500. Worst season start since 2001.
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 16, 2013
Six in a row. Fourteen of 18. #mets
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) May 16, 2013
