By: Stache Staff

You Mad, Bro? New York Yankees Edition

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From SB Nation’s “Pinstriped Bible:

  • “Bean. Wright.”
  • “oh what the fuck”
  • “Well, the closer we are to hitting right.”
  • “Has Jon Niese ever struck out the side in his life before? Holy shit good start, motherlovers.”
  • “Maybe he can hit Wright in the ribs”
  • “NO! BEAN HIM!”
  • “You people lied to me. Apparently this Niese guy is the best pitcher ever.”
  • “Wasn’t it the one who landed the Russian supermodel?”
  • “This Mets lineup is David Wright, a pitcher, and 7 guys the Mets found on the street. for the love of sunny Jesus, Master Chef, pitch a good game.”
  • “Wright is first in Mets history in hits? This fucking franchise.”
  • “Shoulda beaned him”
  • “Holy meatballs, Batman!”
  • “Wells tried to bean Wright with a bat I respect that.”
  • “The Mets announcers are talking about Ichiro’s shoes.”
  • “You can only discuss how terrible Ike Davis has been for so many games”
  • “lol here comes Ike Davis”
  • “the Mets announcers are idiots”
  • Haha, Tejada’s a jackass.”
  • “Met.”
  • “Didn’t Bean him.”
  • “fail”
  • “God Bless the Mets Outfield.”
  • “Harvey grew up a Yankees fan. WANT.”
  • “Can we trade Joba for Harvey? We’ll throw in Ben Francisco to be sporting”
  • “Pray he wins the Cy Young then they’ll definitely trade him”
  • “God Bless the Mets Outfield”
  • “BEAN HIM!”
  • “I TOLD YOU. Fucking meatballs”
  • “welp”
  • “Wright is damn near single handedly beating us tonight”
  • “fucking awful”
  • HE BEANED WRIGHT!”
  • “I’m crying. I’m in tears”
  • “Does A-Rod have to be within the vicinity for a Castillo play to happen?”
  • “First game I get to watch in a week and I get this shit”

 

From the NYY MLB Message Board:

  • “The Mets aren’t doing too well anyway, so we won’t need a DH.”
  • “Well, considering how the Mets play, I’m not surprised you can hear traffic from inside the park…”
  • “Looks like David wright is the star of the game only fitting he hits a walk off homer”
  • “Man these mets are not bad”
  • “What makes you think the Yankees wont beat Harvey?”
  • “Mr Met snorting cocaine in the dugout like the 80s Mets.”
  • “This is their world series, let em think what they want.”
  • “Captain of a joke team is irrelevant. Wright has never had a moment in NY. He’s been the leader of a team that can’t win.”
  • “Ever seen an educated mets fan? I haven’t. Theyre as worthless as !diots for the team in Boston that plays in the worlds largest outdoor toilet.”

 

Keep it classy, Yanks fans!

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