By: Stache Staff

You Mad, Bro? Salami is the Wyrd


Man, from these fans, you’d never know the Giants had won 2 World Series titles in 3 years…

From the SB Nation San Francisco Giants blog McCovey Chronicles

  • “I’ve been praying and praying for Jeff Francoeur to save the Giants I’m anticipating a 30 game winning streak starting tonight!”
  • “Mostly, having to do with Jeff Francoeur’s stupidly spelled name. I officially call him Franky Jeff.”
  • “So, a 16-inning loss to the Mets to cap off a .333 45-game streak, followed immediately by a Jeff Francoeur signing.”
  • “You know what? fuck this I’m watching Black Dynamite instead. later taters.”
  • “Today’s moves and this lineup are basically the equivalent of running out of bullets and deciding to throw the gun at your target.”
  • “oh boy. Zeets working up in the zone with 79 MPH junk. this gon be fun.”
  • “suck it Captain Planet or whatever your name is.”
  • “We’re Giants fans WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.”
  • “scoots got crunched.”
  • “Even the commentators are in a slump.”
  • “that catcher has at least 60 pounds on him. very bad choice.”
  • “Is it just me, or is Satin an awesome name? If he doesn’t have “Nights in White Satin” as his walkup music, it’s a crying shame.”
  • “you jerks have 9 innings, if you haven’t won or lost by then oh frickin’ well! you won’t make a fool of me 2 nights in a row!”
  • “So we have more pitchers than position players right now? I guess that makes sense for a day or two after using the whole pen in one game.”
  • “On any given night any team can endeavor to suck slightly less than any other team. Maybe tonight’s our night. Probably not though.”
  • “HOLY SHIT the Giants have the same record as the Cubs.”
  • “if both Brandons were good at the same time it would rip a hole in the time/space continuum.”
  • “What happend to Jordany Valdespin?”
  • “The Giants got Recked”
  • “I think I hate Recker.”
  • “I’m watching Gary Cohen and Keith. Don’t look at me like that.”
  • “Mijares vs RHB? Someone take the matches away from Bochy.”
  • “And we gave Zack Wheeler to them. The inhumanity.”
  • “come on Belt, pick up your gangliness-twin Pence.”
  • “So, the game-winner scores because Posey isn’t tall enough to field a high throw from Pablo, right?”
  • “I’m so glad we’re paying Affeldt $6M a year for this.”
  • “The San Francisco Giants and the Quest for Rock Bottom.”
  • “awww yeah! Tron Legacy is on FX! night salvaged!”
  • “Just a 4-base error, 3 catcher’s interferences, and a blast away from tying it up!”
  • “Starting to really dislike the Mets.”
  • “watching black dynamite again was totally the smarter choice.”
  • “can’t even get angry anymore. This must be what astros fans feel like.”
  • “The Giants should try bowling with bumpers instead of baseball. Maybe they’d actually be decent.”
  • “Will the Zack Wheeler CGSO tomorrow afternoon be Rock Bottom? Tune in to find out.”
  • “”An embarrassing moment for C.B. Bucknor.” And that is new how?”
  • “welp. Zito Zito’d, Bork Bork’d, Affeldt did that thing he does, and Posey got a “full day off” basically, just another Tuesday night! good night all.”
  • “One more month until preseason football.”

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