From SB Nation's “Talking Chop” Blog:
- “I’m predicting a hot streak after the ending to last night.”
- “Is that a stray dog barking? Jesus Miami…”
- “It's DMX”
- “Barking hot dog vendor apparently”
- “Interesting dilemma. Risk being thrown out at the plate or risk being stranded by uggla.”
- “I blame Gattis. He placed the ball on the wrong side of the fence.”
- “What's Juan's favorite beer style? Lagares”
- “Havent seen a benches clearing with the braves in a while. Could be time.”
- “Mets hate Uggla apparently”
- “Carlos Danger Torres not looking too good”
- “Jesus.”
- “Jesus Christ. It's happening”
- “Jesus.”
- “Scoring here would be great, but given the Braves recent luck, I have little faith.”
- “well that sucked.”
- “The Simba giveth, and the Simba taketh away”
- “i hate life.”
- “way to Barve it up boys”
- “Just awful. Freaking awful. I have to believe our hitting coaches are going nuts over Simmons swing.”
- “Welcome to New Bunt City, baby.”
- “What is Ike doing? haha”
- “¡Viva la Buntolución!”
- “Was looking at the Mets site last night, Boy have they turned on Buck IN A HURRY.”
- “John Buck is basically catcher Dan Uggla, but worse in every way”
- “D'Arnoud Has been in the minors for 7 years? Wow”
- “I want Noah Syndergaard”
- “Gattis just nearly took some woman out.”
- “I bet he's scoring all kinds of tail these days.”
- “On what planet is Juan Lagares a franchise cornerstone? hahahaha”
- “On the same one where David Wright is as young as Harvey and Wheeler.”
- “Mets commentary: “If that was in the zone, he’d have had a strikeout.” No shit.”
- “If I were in charge of this video game I’d have a mound visit to calm Meds down some.”
- “His controller is shaking”
- “I’d have someone ready and waiting for about 4 innings here”
- “Mets’ fans know no limits. Booing a kid for not catching a foul ball.”
- “It’s annoying because Daniel Murphy is not a good defensive second baseman, but he’s quite surehanded when playing against us”
- “Stop pulling everything foul, you poopyheads!”
- “shut the fuck up chip”
- “What the fuck, didn’t you learn anything about Ike Davis from that Tommy Hanson game?”
- “the .170 hitter gets him…. on a 1-2”
- “This fucking ball club makes me so fucking angry sometimes.”
- “Meds getting his tits ripped.”
- “At least we’re into the Mets’ pen.”
- “If anybody happens to find the Braves offense, please return it to Turner Field ASAP.”
- “Losing against The Mets going into the 9th. We’ve got them right where we want them!”
- “Stop making noise Chip.”
- “done. fuck this shit”
- “crap”
From MLB's Atlanta Braves Forum:
- “Who would you rather have? J. Upton or Marlon Byrd?”
- “Marlon is probably on PEDs again.”
- “That depends – how stupid am I? That'll help me make this decision.”
- “Are we at Citi Field or the dog pound? That usher barking like a damn dog is REALLY annoying. Somebody throw him a bone so he'll shut up!”
- “Mutts in the stands and on the field.”
- “Fart, Snitker didn't do his homework the guy in CF has a great arm.”
- “Snitker makes the wrong decision 65% of the time, according to my memory banks, LOL.”
- “We're gonna screw this up aren't we?”
- “You can tell the Braves are going to hit this guy hard it is only a matter of time until they put up 3+ runs”
- “Are there dogs in the stands? Or is that a crazy fan barking”
- “Is somebody barking in the background?”
- “Mutts, Or in Spanish “LosMutts””
- “Somebody needs to neuter that barking Mutt.”
- “This Mets feed is driving me nuts, they keep going to this camera thats behind the backstop on the ground for pitches and you cant see shit.”
- “I hate Ike Davis.”
- “Every time I tune into the game we lose the lead or fall behind. I'm starting to think I just shouldn't watch.”
- “What happened to Justins arm?”
- “God! What an awful throw!”
- “Seriously… if Justin was in his last year would you let him walk?”
- “Reruns of big bang theory on tbs.”
- “BTW I hate that the Mets' broadcast uses red dots to indicate strikes. It always makes me think that's the number of outs.”
