This sounds eerily like #MetsTwitter on Harvey Day…
From the SB Nation San Francisco Giants blog McCovey Chronicles
- “maybe Belt should look at Harvey’s body issue photo to fire himself up.”
- “Torres batting 8th tonight demonstrates why another LH OF would be a good idea.”
- “I assume that Belt would have hit 3rd for the Mets a while ago. This is based on the fact that they have Ike Davis and his .171 average in the cleanup spot.”
- “Bochy finally learned that the Belt goes ABOVE the Pants, not below the Pants.”
- “…when did young become a mets?”
- “Fancy blue uniforms Mets.”
- “Wright: “Fear me, for I am the All-Star!”.”
- “Wright is required to hit a bases clearing triple against the AL all star starter or he shall be banished.”
- “I just saw some of the nekkid Matt Harvey photo shoot. There are worse people to have nekkid photo shoots.”
- “I have very little hopes for the Giants tonight. Harvey is murderous.”
- “97 mph? I remember when we had a young phenom whose fastball used to sit at 97 mph.”
- “AT&T’d to death.”
- “AMERICA IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE DARK KNIGHT.”
- “Oh Pablo – you look 6 inches away from any of those pitches.”
- “He looks like he’s stayed close to the 6 inch subway sandwiches.”
- “This is like two starts worth of runs that Harvey has given up.”
- “So that’s 2 of the 3 hits this series we were promised.”
- “there’s your runs, timmy, have fun!”
- “Timmy actually covered 1st! That’s a good sign, right?”
- “Pence’s defense… not exactly inspiring on that occasion.”
- “You gotta do better than that if you want to be an All-Star, Pence.”
- “One day, Hunter Pence will hit the ball in the air.”
- “Pence makes coffee nervous!”
- “Are the Giants playing tonight? I see the uniforms, but these guys are taking pitches.”
- “Troll long, troll hard, Timmy.”
- “David Wright can play the defense.”
- “CURSE YOU BABIP GODS!”
- “DAMMIT BELT U SUCK MO VAUGHN FOREVER.”
- “MOAR BAT SPEED PABLO.”
- “No idea Marlon Byrd was still around.”
- “Someone needs to go to the convenience store and make out a money order for about five more runs.”
- “i feel like our standards have definitely slipped when we view a half inning as a win without any hits or runs.”
- “Okay no this guy’s strike zone is just silly.”
- “Torres is really awful in the outfield this year.”
- “Nice fucking clownball, douchebags.”
- “I know Torres is the golden boy of MCC, but jesus fucking christ I’m tired of watching him shit the bed in the field.”
- “Mittfuckery strikes again.”
- “Let’s see, Torres, dumb, Panda, dumb, Scutaro, not wise.”
- “Seriously, everytime Tim pitches well the defense shits the bed and offense can’t help.”
- “GLARE AT EVERYONE TIM. DO IT NOW.”
- “Okay. Balls are only allowed to be hit at the Brandons. It’s the only way to be sure.”
- “It was neat when it seemed like they were going to beat Harvey.”
- “This is the part where everybody starts flailing wildly at the Mets bullpen, right?”
- “Now comes the shitty AB from Fatblo.”
- “If Pablo drove in Posey there, I would have forgave him for his month+ of ineptitude.”
- “The Giants are making me miss Pagan’s defense. This is where we’re at.”
- “Ok, pop quiz – how will the Giants fail to score in this inning? I call pop-up, K, and 4-3 groundball.”
- “Affeldt approaches the mound, foot tangled in a garden hose. “Ready to go, skip.” He falls down a well. Two runs score.”
- “Young, Murphy, Wright. Yeah, we’re screwed.”
- “This is when Ike Davis launches one into the Cove because of course.”
- “if romo throws more hangers ima throw up.”
- “VOTE PENCE ASSHOLES.”
- “shaving allows Pence’s skin to receive messages from his home planet without interference.”
- “their Torres is better than our Torres.”
- “What’s an Aardsma?”
- “fuck the mets and their ridiculous amount of extra inning games.”
- “20 innings of the marlins is probably considered cruel and unusual punishment in some more enlightened countries.”
- “and now Wright becomes the 18th person to be pissed at the home plate ump tonight.”
- “I’m surprised Panda isn’t hacking at some of these intentional balls.”
- “Byrd looked like a huge bowling ball coming at him out of the corner of Murphy’s eye on that play.”
- “This game is a Suck-Off.
- “John Buck meeting girls, “hi Im John Buck” *SLAP*
- “BELT 0 FOR SLUMPY.”
- “Why did the Mets bring their long ass games with them?”
- “FUCK YOU METS I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.”
- “This didn’t have to happen. They could have just played decent defensive baseball in that one inning a few days ago back when Lincecum was still pitching.”
- “Game’s so long…feelings of indifference are creeping in. Is this what marriage is like?”
- “I heard Timmy’s warming up in the bullpen.”
- “The Marlins Death Fog has been replaced by the Mets Twister of Endless Baseball.”
- “Seagulls will start dying from starvation and falling onto the field soon.”
- “If this game is still going when I show up for tomorrow night’s game, do they just play them both at the same time with like 34 guys on the field?”
- “Giants outhit the Mets. Lincecum outpitched Harvey. Giants have made a bunch of spectacular plays since the defensive fuckery many innings ago. Of course the Mets will win.”
- “Where is Rock Bottom again? I’m guessing a Zack Wheeler no-hitter on Wednesday.”
