#Mets vs. #Nationals: Young, Jr. – LF Satin – 3B Murphy – 2B Byrd – RF Davis – 1B Buck – C Lagares – CF Quintanilla – SS Torres – RHP
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) July 28, 2013
7/28 @Nationals lineup vs @Mets Harper LF Rendon 2B Zimmerman 3B LaRoche 1B Werth RF Desmond SS Span CF Ramos C Jordan P
— MLBLineups (@mlblineups) July 28, 2013
Maybe this LOLineup will troll us and score tons of runs..? #mets
— Susana (@SusiMJK) July 28, 2013
hold on. third basemen bat second and second basemen bat third? is this allowed?
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 28, 2013
Ike Davis, I mean Josh Satin, just went down looking #Mets
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) July 28, 2013
#CheckingInWithMetsKevin11 Guys I'm hanging out with JV1 because I can't live without seeing him everyday
— Jill Wheelerlander (@GoJBuckYourself) July 28, 2013
daniel murphy has a “great eye” like lucas duda is “fleet of foot”
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 28, 2013
Damn, does Lagares to have play left field, right field AND short stop? #Mets
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) July 28, 2013
I wonder if Daniel Murphy will stick around for the O.A.R. concert.
— Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) July 28, 2013
I freaked out when the Mets demoted Burke for Torres. Now Torres makes me look stupid
— Tyler (@tysim19) July 28, 2013
IT'S THE MOST TRAID-ERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 28, 2013
After that called strike two Ike Davis had that “I wish I'd gone into accounting” look on his face.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 28, 2013
ONCE AGAIN, the #Mets make a rookie pitcher look like Matt Harvey
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) July 28, 2013
Lol at the Phillies fans wanting to be buyers. Must be funny not knowing anything about sports.
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) July 28, 2013
Even the balls Lagares doesn't catch, fun to watch him try.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) July 28, 2013
I'm such a bad Mets fan today. Less “ya gotta believe”, more “ya gotta bereave”. Don't tell our boys.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) July 28, 2013
The announcer just ejaculated when he announced Harper, clean that shit up dude
— Jill Wheelerlander (@GoJBuckYourself) July 28, 2013
That was a ridiculous amount of cheering for a sac bunt #NATITUDE
— Katie (@WeHaveAHarvey) July 28, 2013
Harper = Chipper Jones
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) July 28, 2013
Oh, hi there. 3-0 Nationals in 2nd. Harper 2-run single among other things. Carry on.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
*keith exasperated sigh*
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 28, 2013
Carlos Torres's ERA skyrockets all the way up to 1.76.
— Chris (@tpgMets) July 28, 2013
Nationals pitcher Taylor Jordan is perfect through 3 innings. #ReverseJinx
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
8 pitch inning. way to make jordan work. #mets
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) July 28, 2013
The #Mets are not yet helping my already crappy mood.
— Karen (@GoMets01) July 28, 2013
Any Met who has previously played football should automatically be sent down…to go play football again
— Jill Wheelerlander (@GoJBuckYourself) July 28, 2013
gonzalez german germen is gonna get a W with 4 innings of relief work
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 28, 2013
The Mets scored the weekend's allotment of runs on Friday afternoon, and haven't been able to do much since. Typical, still disappointing.
— Nicole Whatsherface (@iunfold) July 28, 2013
Carlos Danger is getting Carlos Clobbered.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) July 28, 2013
Grand Slam in 3…2…
— Mikey Metfan (@MikeyMetfan31) July 28, 2013
Annnnnnd we all just changed the channel. #Mets
— Nicole Whatsherface (@iunfold) July 28, 2013
I've seen better games
— Katie (@WeHaveAHarvey) July 28, 2013
As long as the Mets can get the two-point conversion, they're still not out of this.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 28, 2013
Back to a five-man rotation!
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) July 28, 2013
Blame network TV. SNY or GTFO
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 28, 2013
since running @danXtanna off of twitter for a month, the nats have outscored the #mets 14-2.
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) July 28, 2013
Wilson Ramos. Slam. 8-0 Nationals in 3rd. Read any good books lately?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
Terry Collins thinks the Mets should have a 7 man rotation once Niese comes back. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) July 28, 2013
Mets have a hit … everybody can go home now.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) July 28, 2013
Satin wore his angry eyebrows today.
— E.J.Stankiewicz (@TheHappyRecap) July 28, 2013
Byrd RBI single. On the board. 8-1 Nationals in 4th. #GettingCloser
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
Mets are on the move! #BackToYouGare
— Howard G. Cohen (@hgcohen10921) July 28, 2013
Presidents Race. Abe won. We'll just leave it at that.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
Was it over when the Germen came on in the 4th inning down by 7 runs?
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 28, 2013
Matt Harvey has seen enough, he's somewhere in D.C. looking for America's next top model
— Michael Mandelkern (@metsonmymind) July 28, 2013
Well this is a train wreck of a game… #mets
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) July 28, 2013
I WANT TO SEE RECKER PITCH
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 28, 2013
Should've had Recker pinch-hitting for #TheGermenator, then he could come in to pitch the final five innings.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 28, 2013
Just checked in on the Mets game and had a sad.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) July 28, 2013
The Washington Nationals lead the league in players whose scoreboard photos make them look like movie villains.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) July 28, 2013
rendon just outmurphed murph
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 28, 2013
If I had a batting average below .200 I would drink everday too #DrunkIke
— Anthony Hernandez (@MetsFreak4Life) July 28, 2013
So which position player is going to pitch today?
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) July 28, 2013
Haven't looked at the bullpen chart but I want to say Anthony Recker is pretty fresh.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) July 28, 2013
If Washington keeps this up, the Mets will need a couple of Hail Marys and an onside kick.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 28, 2013
By the way, it's now 13-1 Nationals after 6. Just in case you were wondering.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 28, 2013
Time to watch the Rays
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) July 28, 2013
Sorry, Mets… It's time to watch the #USMNT.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) July 28, 2013
Was about to watch NASCAR and then I saw the Orioles/Red Sox game is on. I’ll watch that instead.
— Lauren G (@laurengeld) July 28, 2013
I am so ready for football. Not the Jets. Just football.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) July 28, 2013
It's 13-1. I don't want to tell you to flip, but an episode of American Ninja Warrior is coming on G4 in two minutes.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) July 28, 2013
Trying to right my wrongs by doing the only thing i know how to do playing hard and leaving it all on the field
— Jordany Valdespin (@jordany023) July 28, 2013
Cage fight between Tony Bernazard and Tino Martinez. Who wins?
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 28, 2013
Hey Gary and Ron! We got me! We don't need a bedbug and cockroach race!! You want that go to the Phillies clubhouse!
— MisterMet (@MeetMisterMet) July 28, 2013
Wait, the Mets gave up two homers to Denard Span in two days??? The hell is going on with this planet?
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) July 28, 2013
I can't even imagine who would be the #mets closer if Parnell was to be traded. the 9th inning would be even more LOLz than normal.
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) July 28, 2013
Given the way the Mets season has gone so far, a nice 4 hour rain delay in the top of the 9th of a 14-1 game seems appropriate.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 28, 2013
bases loaded, no one out is usually a good thing if it's not the 9th inning and you're not losing 14-1
— Steph (@whutyearisit) July 28, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN DETROIT…
Pretty disappointed Miguel Cabrera didn't destroy the dugout phone…
— Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson49) July 28, 2013
DEEP THOUGHTS BY KEVIN MILLAR…
It takes about 540 peanuts to make a 12 ounce jar of peanut butter #JustSaying
— Kevin Millar (@KMillar15) July 28, 2013
AND CHIPPER JONES…
Rule #4???? Anyone with an egg for an avi! Have some pride in ur appearance. Stop being lazy!
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) July 28, 2013
PROBLEMS IN PITTSBURGH…
Can Anyone help change twitter background?
— Jason Grilli (@GrillCheese49) July 28, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
Genital Retraction Syndrome is a mental disorder where one believes their genitals are going to vanish one day.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) May 3, 2013
