By: Stache Staff

You Mad, Bro? “DG Shines In DC”

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From SB Nation’s “Federal Baseball” Blog:

  • “Mr. Young is fast.”
  • “WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-SON! Pwns
    the Mets!”
  • “Will tonight be the night the Nats
    finally get to Gee?”
  • “Rumors of his ownage are
    greatly exaggerated.”
  • “Should be a quick night
    at the park. JZ & “Cy” Gee matched up. Done by
    9:30?”
  • “OHHHHHHHHHHHHH…my word and
    stars….Davis blasted it out of there for a 2-run
    homer”
  • “Ouch…..no more of that
    please…”
  • “Gee V Harper. C’mon, Bam
    Bam…you know you want to smash one out of there!”
  • “Desi = MVP….let’s see it here buddy…”
  • “NOT making Gee work or sweat……………:(“
  • “IT’S DILLON
    GEE. HIT THE BALL YOU A-HOLES”
  • “Le sigh. Bryce smashing the bat off his helmet –
    this is why other baseball fans hate him.”
  • “The key is to get the Mets’ terrible bullpen…….but if
    Gee throws a CG, um…”
  • “Some horrible
    swings. Why are they still chasing Gee’s junk
    pitches?”
  • “”Past a diving Zimmerman”………
    again”
  • “/circus music”
  • “They haven’t even made Gee break a sweat”
  • “Starting to piss me off that Gee is still
    pitching.”
  • “LMAO. This can’t be
    life.”
  • “Omg Gee isn’t going to get a
    CG!”
  • “Victory! Now, Harper just has to
    get a hit off a lefty pitcher….”
  • “Come on,
    Harper. Show us you can hit a LHP.”
  • “Or not. Sigh…..”
  • “FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL”
  • “WHAT? You can’t end it on that call. Just
    awful.”
  • “EFF THAT
    CALL EFF IT FOREVER TERRIBLE”
  • “He was giving the Mets
    pitchers EVERYTHING.”
  • “Dang that Dillon
    Gee!….CURSES to him! Why can’t the Nats figure him
    out….even after his shoulder surgery??”
  • “Undone by dillon gee, Ike Davis, and zim’s throwing
    arm. Why do I keep watching these losers?”

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