From SB Nation’s “Halo Heaven” Blog:
- “My gut says Weaver will be dealing tonight. No way he loses three in a row”
- “I hope that isn’t just gas”
- “”OK So if I remember correctly, We have to get our runs early against Colon before his P.E.D.s start kicking in and he goes into beast mode…Oh, thats tomorrow…I see”
- “He just casts a large presence.”
- “At the plate, Cowgill looks a little like Edmonds from the centerfield camera at least.”
- “They should play U can’t touch this when Curtis comes to bat.”
- “Granderson ain’t touching much these days”
- “He gave up a home run to freaking Camptown Races. Ugh”
- “Uhhh…When did Dream turn to Blanton!”
- “Is Weaver’s BAA higher than the Angels BA?”
- “Uh, Cowgill? When you bunt, it’s supposed to drop in front of the plate. Not bounce all the way to the first baseman.”
- “Albert, have you tried, you know, actually *RUNNING* to first base?”
- “This just in, Freese is awful”
- “Mets’ broadcast just showed 2002’s last out. With (I’m pretty sure) Joe Effing Buck’s call. Just wrong.”
- “Cowgill!!! Game of your career!!!”
- “The right handed Josh Hamilton!”
- “Take that, Mets! “He might be small in stature, but he is a strong young man!” say the Mets broadcasters of BFBA. Apparently hit a grand slam for the Mets on opening day (last year?).”
- “Albert actually hit that one negative distance.”
- “Albert Vernon Pujols.”
- “I do like these blue tops the Mets are sporting.”
- “I see the Mets have influenced the Angels.”
- “Toss my Salas, Fernando.”
- “On my last legs with patience for Soth right now. F***.”
- “Unbelievable. These are the times where the “Mike Scioscia is trying to send a message to Jerry Dipoto” conspiracies start to make more sense. Salas just pitched last night.”
- “wow, nothing works for this team”
- “We need a coaching WAR stat someone get on this”
- “That inning was horrible”
- “This lineup is horrible”
- “This team is horrible.”
- “This Organization is horrible”
- “My undying loyalty to this club is horrible.”
- “Except for a few awesome players, we’re an expensive fucking mismanaged train wreck.”
- “That exact sentiment is why it’s been easy to give the Mets my NL/NY loyalties.”
- “Fire that fat, inept bastard. That was the most predictable shit, please oh please somebody have the balls to call his ass out.”
- “This team runs on names not Stats”
- “How much longer is this overweight italian meatball going to be allowed to ruin this team?”
- “You guys, all hope is not lost. Our Angels are still playing the Mets. Finding ridiculous ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory is what the Mets do.”
- “I remember this one time, a long time ago, the Angels didn’t suck.”
- “This Manager, Pitching Coach, GM, and Owner can go suck a f&%k!!!!”
- “Valverde. Might as well just turn it off now.”
- “”Doesn’t get any easier tomorrow with Bartolo Colon on the mound…” lol Oh man…”
- “Mets gonna Met. Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul!”
- “LOL Mets broadcasters. “Valverde is resurrecting his career.” BOOM!”
- “John Lannon in the Met’s pen. Too bad we don’t have Paul MacNulty.”
- “Earn your damn contract you grumpy bald primadonna #PooHoles #QuarterofAbillionDollarMan #Fattycakes”
- “this shoe guy is a tool”
- “Oh cool, backup catcher killing us again”
- “That Recker guy picked a good game to get his first hits.”
- “FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET”
- “Bummer. Sosh is a bummer”
- “”Why do you…Build me up, Angels just to let me down”
