From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight” Blog:
- “Somehow Ruben Amaro will be blamed for this rain delay. Because everything bad that happens to the Phillies is Ruben Amaro’s and Ryan Howard’s fault!”
- “Cole needs some pine tar.”
- “Our offense needs to pick it up.”
- “Nix still sux”
- “Nix knows what its like to suck ass in a big city.”
- “Hamels going for his 100th career win again tonight, in case it hasn’t been mentioned.”
- “I heard he’s going for that next week too. Odd.”
- “Offensive suckatude continues.”
- “I’m really glad my newly planted herbs are getting a good soaking after I spent all that time preparing and fertilizing the soil.”
- “Is it me or does Cole not look too sharp tonight?”
- “NEEDZ MOAR PINE TAR !”
- “more crap”
- “Like this umpire, I would also like to squeeze Hamels.”
- “Would be nice if our offense decided to show up.”
- “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
- “Well this sucks”
- “How bout you call a constant zone. Jesus fucking Christ.”
- “Seriously…walking the pitcher with bases loaded?!?”
- “Pathetic.”
- “Now Eric Young, who I did not start in fantasy tonight, will hit a bases-clearing double.”
- “I need Moar alcohol.”
- “Have I ever posted that I hate the Mets?”
- “I loathe the Mets.”
- “I blech the Mets.”
- “THE BYRD IS THE WORD!!!”
- “Mets’ announcers were just saying the ball is not going anywhere tonight, after Utleys line out.”
- “Howard with a surprising hit….”
- “Niese is one ugly motherf*****r. No wonder he had plastic surgery.”
- “oh christ, here we go”
- “This is an alternate universe Cole pitching.”
- “It’s shitty, cold, rainy April home-debut against the Mets by Cole Hamels. THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE, AND IT WILL ALL HAPPEN AGAIN”
- “I’m going to watch Deadliest Catch.”
- “holy fucking shit”
- “What did someone say about Deadliest Catch? Sounds like a good idea”
- “Please, god. Just call the game.”
- “Dice-K is exactly what this game needs more of.”
- “Nix still sux.”
- “Cole is usually off his game vs. Mets.”
