From SB Nation’s “Red Reporter“:
- “JOEY VOTTO /SWWOOOONS”
- “Johnny…no need to overthrow dude”
- “The center fielder for the Mets is pissing me off”
- “Ok Johnny. Go back to the dugout and pull your head out of your ass.”
- “The leadoff spot is cursed, the question is who cursed it. Deion Sanders?”
- “We should make up some kind of idiotic Babe Ruth curse origin story where the Reds won’t have a decent leadoff hitter until Pete Rose gets reinstated. It’ll drive the Cincinnati talk radio industry for decades.”
- “Dang, in his career, BP has never played a game at the Mets without getting a hit”
- “A Mets fan tweeted last night “Coolest dude in the game. Kept Section 109 entertained all game” or something like that, they just said on SNY.”
- “BP seems to me to be the perfect quintessential Met. He has a real big-city personality, but not big enough to be a Yankee.”
- “Dang, EYjr”
- “WHO LEFT THE BARN DOOR OPEN, MURPHY???!!!!!”
- “If he hadn’t missed so many games when his baby was born, that wouldn’t have happened. Just goes to show.”
- “Murphy is basically a trainwreck at 2B. thanks for the gift, Mets”
- “Nice takeout by Murphy”
- “FUCK”
- “shit”
- “Wow, Granderson crushed that”
- “Hi, everyone. I see we’re winning. I believe in JJ, who’s with me?”
- “Damnit. This isn’t good.”
- “yikes gettin scary”
- “just setting up the quadruple play that’s all”
- “The end”
- “oh just fuck it all”
- “You gotta be shitting me.”
- “ugh hoover sucks”
- “This team is a disaster. Fire everyone.”
- “Shitbuckets.”
BONUS! A YMB for Fridays 4-3 Mets win:
- “true or false? jenrry mejia lets his soul glo?”
- “Bernadina shapes himself into an S when he crouches at the plate”
- “That’s how he makes his poop come out as Z’s and 5’s.”
- “Hahaha, the seats are so empy”
- “I don’t think I like the orange bills”
- “The start of the Yankees-Blue Jays game is being “delayed due to ceremonies” is that code for Jeter slob fest?”
- “Mejia has solid stuff”
- “That is one BAD lineup the Mets have”
- “So the outrage about Murphy taking paternity leave is beyond stoopy domb, right?”
- “It may cost the Mets their shot at winning 70 games this year.”
- “Wow, the Mets even copied us having the mascot on the jersey sleeve.”
- “Mets announcers really talking up Bruce”
- “I’m watching sinbad compete on chopped. That’s an embarrassing Friday night”
- “HORSE FUCK.”
- “barf”
- “No more shifts for like a week, k?”
- “Why does Duda destroy Mike Leake?? don’t pitch to him Mike! Gawl”
- “good grief That was walloped. It went far for a cold, rainy night.”
- “The mets pitcher’s hair looks frozen.”
- “WOOOOOOOO LOLMETS!”
- “DERPOPOLITANS”
- “Amazin’ Mets”
- “Mejia is fun to watch. Demonstrative.”
- “Mejia isn’t too shabby”
- “Seriously Mike, why do you keep pitching to Duda???????????????? Jeez, kid”
- “I think he might have gotten the barrel of the bat on that one.”
- “Hot damn. Freakin’ Duda Man.”
- “We need to gangbang John Lannan, he sucks bad”
- “uhh…”
- “Pass.”
- “Kyle Farnsworth is still alive”
- “BUT THE WORLD IS SLOWLY DYING, SO THERE’S THAT.”
- “Fitting that Pepsi sponsors the mets. They are the Pepsi of New York baseball after all.”
- “Well, at least Leake gangbanged them for 7 solid innings Did I use that phrase right?”
- “No.”
- “I feel like Valverde is a 50 year old in disguise.”
- “OH, IT’S THIS ASSHOLE WITH THIS CELEBRATIONS. FUCK THAT GUY.”
