Mets vs Nats RT @JulieAlexandria: Your Nationals lineup ! Zimmermann takes the mound today vs the Mets pic.twitter.com/oBxGtejEeF
— Kevin Burkhardt (@kevinburkhardt) August 30, 2013
ESPN 1. ESPN 2. Does ESPN 3 mean Diarrhea?
— Chris g'Amez (@Metsochist4Life) September 1, 2013
TUNE IN TONIGHT AS WE DESPERATELY CLING TO THE NARRATIVE THAT THE NATIONALS ARE STILL IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT
— NOT BUSTER OLNEY (@TRIPPINGOLNEY) September 2, 2013
I still don't see why ESPN had to ruin this game by broadcasting it.
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) September 2, 2013
"Because of injuries young players are getting a chance, such as d'Arnaud." … Except none of our catchers were injured?
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) September 2, 2013
Really simple drinking game: drink every time the ESPN crew makes a basic factual error about the Mets.
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) September 2, 2013
Nationals definitely look like a team in a playoff race.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) September 2, 2013
WASHINGTON — Not buying the Nationals as a playoff contender.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 2, 2013
Ike who? I'm here to stay, fuckers.
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) September 2, 2013
So, if this on ESPN2, what's on ESPN? Minnesota Vikings 2012 yearbook?
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 2, 2013
MY OBLIQUE HURTS,LUKE IS BEING PRODUCTIVE,AND THE BAR WAS CLOSED TODAY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK
— DL'd Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) September 2, 2013
Eff off, Furby. Nobody likes you.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) September 2, 2013
ryan zimmerman is in midseason form, as always
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) September 2, 2013
UPPER DEKKER!!!!
— Eddie Adlman (@xTomatoez) September 2, 2013
Matt den SecondDekker
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) September 2, 2013
WAIT. ESPN JUST MENTIONED TEJADA. HE DOES EXIST.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) September 2, 2013
Omar Quantanilla is eating tacos with hookers and free-wheeling diarrhea all over the Nats' grave… yup: the Mets B-Team. #Natitude
— Adam M. Mirchin (@AMirch729) September 2, 2013
Howie on retrieving den Dekker HR ball, "I don't know what kind of unsavory characters they have here in Washington."
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) September 2, 2013
Oh great. The high pitched yeller has found the microphone. /sledgehammers own head
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) September 2, 2013
I don't say this very often, but would someone please punch that screaming woman in the face?
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) September 2, 2013
That gummy vitamin commercial is a LIE. No gummy vitamin just falls out of the bottle in a perfect dose. You have to fight for that shit.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) September 2, 2013
I've been benched by my own son.. He said "daddy you sit over here and me and mommy will play" http://t.co/LDnZqw5lYV
— Jeremy Hefner (@jeremy_hefner53) September 2, 2013
Which inning do they move this game to Versus?
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 2, 2013
OMG WHAT A SPECTACULAR CATCH BY HARPER LET'S SHOW THE REPLAY A THOUSAND TIMES AND ANALYZE IT!!!
— Steph (@whutyearisit) September 2, 2013
LAGARES GETS THAT. #HAIL
— Eddie Adlman (@xTomatoez) September 2, 2013
That's what happens when you praise Harper's defense, ESPN. Stick to Tim Tebow.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) September 2, 2013
on the replay, you can hear duda say "pardon me" as he makes the tag
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) September 2, 2013
Gold. Glove.
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) September 2, 2013
When is John Kruk going to eat ribs on national television? This is what I want to see.
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) September 2, 2013
Mets are trolling ESPN right now I love it
— Eddie Adlman (@xTomatoez) September 2, 2013
So nothing on what a good at bat that was by Lagares ESPN? Oh right he only got that hit cause the ball was up in the zone. My bad
— James Gracie (@MidnightBashem) September 2, 2013
The Mets: trolling America
— Tyler K. (@Klueps_38) September 2, 2013
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) September 2, 2013
Teddy wins! The crowd goes wild! #presidentsrace
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) September 2, 2013
Another thrilling Presidents race: LBJ beat FDR, JFK and RG3.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) September 2, 2013
Jon Niese: Doubles machine
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) September 2, 2013
Eric Young should maybe be batting ninth, Jon Niese should maybe be hitting leadoff.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) September 2, 2013
Can Niese play shortstop?
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) September 2, 2013
Are the ESPN announcers even watching the fucking game?
— ¡Bienvenido Pagan! (@metsonmymind) September 2, 2013
that entire conversation should have just been "you can't predict injuries". that would have pretty much summed it up
— Steph (@whutyearisit) September 2, 2013
i think baseball players need to stop hitting the gym so much and start hitting fast food places more u can't pull a muscle u don't have
— happy hank (@happyhank86) September 2, 2013
Instead of trying to avoid the tag, Lucas should just mow down whoever's trying to tag him.
— Allison Johnson (@allij04) September 2, 2013
Pitchers get tired. Pitchers have egos. Because they have egos, they pitch tired a lot. Pitchers get hurt. Draw your own conclusions.
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) September 2, 2013
@Metstradamus It finally dawned on me: this woman sounds like R2D2 when it shorted out…
— David Whitham (@dgwhitham) September 2, 2013
Things I cannot wait to see dead and buried this month: the Yankees season & Anthony Weiner's political career.
— Christine (@NYMLifeSentence) September 2, 2013
"he's a got a lot of movement in his hands, especially at the point of getting his load." -ESPN2 on d'Arnaud
— james (@Bigta5tic) September 2, 2013
Recker will be a starting PITCHER by September 5th. Running out of options! ha #METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) September 2, 2013
Chris Schwinden will be the ace of this pitching staff and Omar Quintanilla will be the #3 hitter by the time this season ends.
— Moe Fried (@MoeFried) September 2, 2013
Scott Atchison called away from watching Ted Koppel.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) September 2, 2013
I'll sleep better tonight knowing Oral's entire career history. By the way guys, there's a F'n baseball game being played.
— Sheila (@Sheesh1097) September 2, 2013
Orel Hershiser has oral diarrhea. #ESPN
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) September 2, 2013
ESPN booth disturbed by having to describe in-game action for a moment
— Matthew Callan (@scratchbomb) September 2, 2013
How's THAT for unconfident?
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) September 2, 2013
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
— DL'd Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) September 2, 2013
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TILL DECEMBER WHEN I GET NON-CHICKEN TENDERED AND HAVE TO GO PLAY WITH OLIVER FUCKING PEREZ
— DL'd Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) September 2, 2013
HUNT FOR OCTOBER: CAN THIS TEAM IN DANGER OF BEING SWEPT BY THE METS GET BACK IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT. TONIGHT ON ESPN.
— NOT BUSTER OLNEY (@TRIPPINGOLNEY) September 2, 2013
I'm pretty sure Juan Lagares could track flyballs holding a newborn baby that is holding a newborn kitten
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) September 2, 2013
2/3 of Earth is covered by water. The other 1/3 is covered by land. A tiny fraction is covered by Juan Lagares. But better than his peers.
— Chris (@tpgMets) September 2, 2013
Scott Atchison voted for George Washington for President.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) September 2, 2013
I'm pretty sure Niese's cramps mean he's out for the season. #MetsLuck
— Christine (@NYMLifeSentence) September 2, 2013
"What this Mets-Nats game needs is lots of talk about Clayton Kershaw and Yadier Molina." – ESPN
— Matthew Callan (@scratchbomb) September 2, 2013
ESPN is really not buying that Nationals are dead.
— d'Mistermet (@_mistermet) September 2, 2013
#MetsSpoilers !!!
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) September 2, 2013
Oh, I thought Davey would rather go out with a big failure of a season. Thank god ESPN analysts keep us informed that is not infact true
— TRAIDcy (@EpideMets) September 2, 2013
I wanna hear Keith Hernandez right now about that Harper bunt.
— Chris g'Amez (@Metsochist4Life) September 2, 2013
the worldwide leader will take time this commercial break to concoct a dialogue about how that was the most selfless grittiest sac bunt ever
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) September 2, 2013
That was a clown bunt, bro.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) September 2, 2013
LOL #METS blow the game and ESPN has a major orgasm!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) September 2, 2013
HEY GUYS THE NATIONALS ARE STILL IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT
— John Ewen (@HashtagEwenning) September 2, 2013
and with the loins of this announce team fully engorged, the nationals STORM back into the playoff race!!
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) September 2, 2013
I wish Terry Collins would stop betting on the other team. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) September 2, 2013
So, uh, #Comeback?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) September 2, 2013
The ESPN broadcast team is going to dose each other with champagne and 69 each other after the Nats win. #mets #Natitude #espn
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) September 2, 2013
The Mets will be playing a game in Atlanta in 13 hours and 55 minutes.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) September 2, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON…
Yes I tweeted myself… I also apologized to myself…
— Brandon Snyder (@BrandonSnyder29) September 2, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY (SERIOUSLY, WHO CALCULATED THIS??)…
You can estimate the temperature outside in degrees fahrenheit by counting the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds and adding 37.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) September 2, 2013
