#Mets lineup: Young – LF Murphy – 2B Satin – DH Duda – 1B Turner – 3B Lagares – RF den Dekker – CF Recker – C Quintanilla – SS — Dice-K – P
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) September 8, 2013
Alright Mets, lets see how this goes, NFL RedZone channel lurks
— Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) September 8, 2013
Really, Josh Satin? #METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) September 8, 2013
ALL OF YOU FOOTBALL PEOPLE ARE MISSING THIS INCREDIBLE AT BAT BY TURNER!!!
— Steph (@whutyearisit) September 8, 2013
Andy Martino seems to be checking in from a Sweet Sixteen party he just snuck away from. #Mets
— Greg Prince (@greg_prince) September 8, 2013
If Dice K has a solid outing and nobody sees it because they're all watching football, does it still count?
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) September 8, 2013
Dice K with 2 perfect innings. Everybody saw that coming.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 8, 2013
The #Mets are striking out like it's their job in Cleveland
— Miguel Sosa (@metsonmymind) September 8, 2013
#YouKnowYourBaseballTeamSucks when the announcers start breaking down the roster in the movie "Major League" #Mets pic.twitter.com/IHqcjM1NcH
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) September 8, 2013
The Jets can comeback against Tampa's bullpen for sure.
— THE Terry leach (@TezzaNYM) September 8, 2013
Having Dice-K pitch on football's opening Sunday is a good way to ensure a pretty significant drop in viewership.
— Josh Batelli (@Josh_Batelli) September 8, 2013
Daisuke Matsuzaka — yes, that Daisuke Matsuzaka — will take a no-hitter into the fourth inning. #mets
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) September 8, 2013
Justin Turner with another HR #EverydayPlayer #JustKidding
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) September 8, 2013
Justin Turner the hitting star? #Mets
— Bobby (@metsfan_78) September 8, 2013
"Cerrano's gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch this one." – Turner just went WAY BACK to LF. 1-0 #Mets
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) September 8, 2013
Yes. Oh, yes.
— Did Turner troll? (@redtroll2) September 8, 2013
Did Keith just compare Turner to Darryl Strawberry? C'mon man
— Miguel Sosa (@metsonmymind) September 8, 2013
Just Turner's two homers this season have come in Cleveland. I'm sure Jobu has a ton to do with this. #Mets
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) September 8, 2013
Matsuzaka's no-hitter is over. So is my interest in this game.
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) September 8, 2013
Daniel Murphy has a multi-walk game, Turner by the grace of God hit a HR and Matsuzaka hasn't given up a run yet #Mets #twilightzone
— Miguel Sosa (@metsonmymind) September 8, 2013
Terry Francona is mixing and matching in the 5th inning of a game that Daisuke Matsuzaka started for the Mets. #KillMe
— Shin-Soo Choo Please (@_mistermet) September 8, 2013
this is really unbelievable, is it in the contract that Francona has to use six pitchers a game?
— Kristie Ackert (@AckertNYDN) September 8, 2013
let's check in with the metsies
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) September 8, 2013
Big Ben's inability to score historically results in him forcing it. Hide yo' daughters.
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) September 8, 2013
Not that I really mind it, but if I muted anything football related my TL would be more dead than the Mets chance at the playoffs
— Jill FOOTBALLander (@PelfreyProblems) September 8, 2013
Jason Giambi is hitting because apparently it's 2002.
— Shin-Soo Choo Please (@_mistermet) September 8, 2013
Thinking of joining the bald club on our team. Would make me look younger.Would eliminate need for combs and hair spray.
— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) September 8, 2013
Damn Cabrera, this isn't boxing! Turner just got KO'd
— Miguel Sosa (@metsonmymind) September 8, 2013
Roger Goodell just fined Asdrubal Cabrera for his tag on Justin Turner.
— Jorge Castillo (@jorgeccastillo) September 8, 2013
Warthen: "Jets are doing ok." Dice-K: "So am I, leave me alone!"
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) September 8, 2013
Vic "Kneecap" Black smokes Cabrera. Tying run in.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 8, 2013
Victor Black is now, officially, a Met.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) September 8, 2013
What's the difference between the Jets and Lucas Duda? Nothing. They both don't have a running game.
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) September 8, 2013
Frank Francisco set to make his triumphant return, having outlasted Jenrry Mejia by taking his own advice. #Mets
— Howard Megdal (@howardmegdal) September 8, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN MINNESOTA…
Adrian Peterson says he wants to rush for 2500 yards. I think he was talking about today. #NFL #Vikings
— Frank Caliendo (@FrankCaliendo) September 8, 2013
Adrian Peterson is a cheatcode
— Mike Sams II (@MikeSamsTWO) September 8, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
The "butterfly" may have gotten its name from its yellow excrement and the middle Dutch word "boterschijte" which meant "butter-shitter".
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) September 8, 2013
AND JUST BECAUSE…
If loving Star Wars is wrong, I don't want to be right.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) September 8, 2013
