Tonight's #Mets Lineup: 1. Young Jr 7 2. Murphy 4 3. Wright 5 4. Davis 3 5. Kirk 9 6. Lagares 8 7. Buck 2 8. Quintanilla 6 9. Wheeler P
— Mets Family™ (@MetsFamily) July 5, 2013
Tonight's #Brewers lineup vs Mets: pic.twitter.com/p3JaNZgK6F
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) July 5, 2013
Ike, Buck & Kirk in the #mets lineup… More K's in their names or in their box score?
— _NESNY_ (@_NESNY_) July 5, 2013
Maybe Sandy is a genius and called up Ike for Wheeler's start to take the pressure off Wheeler.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013
Just remember, if Wheeler struggles in this game he will never be a good pitcher. So please judge his career on tonight only! #Mets #Sarcasm
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
— Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013
Hellweg is 6' 9"? I would say the Knicks should sign him but he's only 24. #Zing
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013
Sexy opposite field hit #WrightStuff
— Anthony Hernandez (@MetsFreak4Life) July 6, 2013
HE'S FIXED!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013
Ike Davis walks on four pitches in first plate appearance of return. #mets
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 6, 2013
Ike Davis, OBP machine.
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013
Good guy Hellwig doesn't want to put any pressure on Ike in his first at bat back so he walked him on four pitches. Obv.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013
THE BREWERS ARE HORRIFIED BY THE NEW IKE DAVIS
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) July 6, 2013
MilWALKie amirite?
— AndrèaMets4Life (@Mets4_Life) July 6, 2013
Watch #MetsTwitter scream #FireDanWarthen for screwing up Hellweg already #mets #brewers
— Scott (@Pilam76) July 6, 2013
Ike and Kirk just walked back to back. Hellweg has frozen over.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013
KIRK! Rib eye steak! By the power of Asgard I walk in this run! pic.twitter.com/uZxbGsT0y4
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013
Anthony Recker now warming up in the Brewers bullpen
— Stephen Keane (@kranepool) July 6, 2013
rickie weeks' hair obviously got in the way there
— Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013
Zack Wheeler taking the mound now for the Mets. I'm sure you've heard by now.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) July 6, 2013
Lead off single. Get the pitchforks ready.
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013
— Chi Vuole Essere (@JoeyStugotz6) July 6, 2013
— Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013
I see that Tim Teufel is coaching third base for both teams tonight.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013
A new Marriott just opened in downtown Milwaukee, otherwise I was going to spend the weekend above Howard Cunningham's garage.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) July 6, 2013
The Brewers: Not All That Unlike Forrest Gump
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013
This game is going to be a 13-13 tie in the 9th and then the Mets will lose on a walk off wild pitch in the 11th. #InsaneStachePredictions
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013
mets fans would've DFA'd homer bailey 45 times
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 6, 2013
So… is it too late for us to re-think the Johan Santana trade? #WeMissYouCarlosGomez
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) July 6, 2013
bunch of bobbLOLers tonight! #brewers #mets
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) July 6, 2013
THAT'S SO METS….wait
— Heather (@_SwimTwoNine) July 6, 2013
You can’t out Mets the Mets, Brewers. I’m know you’re trying hard, but it’s not gonna work
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013
Two of the worst teams in the NL and they are all showing us why they are
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
Turrrrrrible fundies all up in dis game today
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013
This game is hilarious. It'll be more hilarious when the Mets have the lead.
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) July 6, 2013
The Brewers are making baseball look like amateur chainsaw juggling. And as a Met fan, I should know what that looks like.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) July 6, 2013
Why did Ike swing and miss!!! WTF WALLY
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
Ike Davis, back from the dead, facing bases loaded situation in first AB. This is just perf— WHY AM I WATCHING THE METS?
— Alan Hahn (@alanhahn) July 6, 2013
5am wake up call? Ike was prob just getting in from the bar
— Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013
Infield hit for Ike? ALIENS. #Mets
— Chi Vuole Essere (@JoeyStugotz6) July 6, 2013
And Kirk got a hit? Brb buying lotto
— Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013
Wow playing the Brewers is kind of awesome
— Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) July 6, 2013
These two fucking guys must have gotten an apartment together under the bridge. I love it. #troll
— Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013
BY THE POWER OF ASGARD I WILL SCORE TWO MORE! KIRK! pic.twitter.com/fxlnN6qlp2
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013
All of the runsssss. Bring em in. This gon be a shitshow
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) July 6, 2013
MOAR RUNZ
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 6, 2013
Hey Legarus. You're a rookie. Don't talk to the umps. #Mets
— Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) July 6, 2013
I wonder if Braun is at home shooting steroids directly into his pupils
— Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013
Kirk Nieuwenhuis yells "I got this guys, I played football!" every time he makes a running catch. #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) July 6, 2013
“I’m John Buck and I’m here to provide a breeze on a warm day.”
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) July 6, 2013
Zack Wheeler's first hit! Praise Wally Backman!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013
E10 on the umpire
— Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013
***stitches immediately come undone as ball is tossed to Ray Ramirez***
— Katie (@WeHaveAHarvey) July 6, 2013
I'm crying/laughing that Ramirez dropped the ball. He should not be allowed to touch anything or anyone. Ever.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) July 6, 2013
Ayeeee #WheelzUp
— Amazin' Army (@WE_ARE_MET_FANS) July 6, 2013
Hellwig pitching to the scouting report I see.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) July 6, 2013
Congrats to @Wheelerpro45 on his first big league hit!!!!! It wasn't easy but they finally got the ball into the dugout for him!
— Justin Turner (@redturn2) July 6, 2013
Benny Hill Day #Mets
— You Gotta Believe! (@metstweets) July 6, 2013
Miller Park – Where Fundies Go To Die.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 6, 2013
Love how Aoki was the one running and bounced off Buck like a pinball.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013
Waiting for Keith to flip over a table and angrily grow his mustache back in
— Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013
Bernie Brewer keeps pacing and pacing. First time I've seen someone who wants to ride down a slide as much as my five-year-old niece.
— Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) July 6, 2013
Lucroy and Aoki would be good character names for the new upcoming Star Wars movie. #CantWaitForStarWars7
— Mets Merized Online (@MetsMerized) July 6, 2013
Hahaha watching Aoki slide into @johnbuck44 just gave me a real good laugh!
— Justin Turner (@redturn2) July 6, 2013
Look at Ike playing #WallyBall #Mets
— —– Kev © —– (@MrMetKevC) July 6, 2013
Is Ike trolling me? Ike is trolling me.
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) July 6, 2013
Ike Backman!
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013
Ike Davis defies scripture by raking on Shabbat.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) July 6, 2013
Kirk Nieuwenhuis has 4 RBIs. Run-scoring single in the 4th. #Mets 6, #Brewers 2, top 4
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 6, 2013
BY THE POWER IF ASGARD I WILL SCORE ANOTHER!! Kirk pic.twitter.com/a81WH4cFXo
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013
4 RBI for Kirk. TRAID Byrd NOW
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
Kirk Nieuwenhuis has a new career high with four RBIs today. It's the fourth inning.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) July 6, 2013
It's clearly because Kirk has the curls again.
— Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) July 6, 2013
LOOGIT HOW GREAT IKE DAVIS RAN TO THIRD WHEN NO ONE WAS HOLDING A BEISBAL. Shut up, idiots.
— Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) July 6, 2013
This game is wildly entertaining because Keith.
— Brendan Bilko (@bilko) July 6, 2013
Keith is about to have a coronary on-air describing how bad the play is tonight.
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) July 6, 2013
Holy Crap… The Brewers are making my eyes hurt!!!
— Mets Merized Online (@MetsMerized) July 6, 2013
ALL of the LOL's.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013
Instead of postgame, SNY just needs to replay this game with Yakkety Sax on loop.
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013
An hour & 40 minutes to play 4 innings… Remember when the Mets played games that didn't drag on all night?
— Paul Hadsall (@PaulsRandomStuf) July 6, 2013
LOL opened up some eyebrows? Keith is on a roll tonight
— Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013
EYEBROWS I CAN'T I AM DEAD
— Heather (@_SwimTwoNine) July 6, 2013
Keith on Satin: "He's opened up some eyebrows…eyeballs, excuse me." Absolutely hysterical.
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) July 6, 2013
"[Satin] has opened up some eyebrows, I mean eyeballs." ~ Keith Hernandez Then, silence. YES!
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) July 6, 2013
You know your eyebrows stand out when you're on a team with David Wright and Wright's aren't the most discussed eyebrows on the team.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013
It's only the 5th & we have a Met lead,weird/bad baseball the return of Ike,Wheeler working it out,Kirk w/ 4 RBI & Keith's "eyebrow" gaffe
— Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) July 6, 2013
My phone just told me Ike Davis reached on an infield single, so I'm going to throw this one out the window and order one that works
— Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) July 6, 2013
Out of a bases loaded 1 out horror show? I see you, Zack.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013
BUT WHEELER IS MENTALLY WEAK!!!!
— Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013
Wheeler really opened up some eyebrows that last inning. #mets
— Dave Singer (@MetsBlue) July 6, 2013
Buck, Kirk and Ike: The Three musKateers trolling the brewers tonight
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
And John Buck with a hit.The Mets are gonna be paying for this night for the rest of the month.
— d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013
Recker would've homered!
— Shannon (@SnowMets) July 6, 2013
The Sausages raced. And were all thrown out at home.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) July 6, 2013
I refuse to make a sexual joke about five sausages flopping around the park. It's too easy.
— Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013
I’ve got my money on the gluten-free soy hot dog.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) July 6, 2013
that sausage race is fixed… like pro wrestling
— Jim Flaherty (@TheFranchise41) July 6, 2013
My sausage is too big for the race… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) July 6, 2013
Here ya to twitter: enjoy and modify as you see fit. pic.twitter.com/wCIj0gO95c
— Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013
Rickie Weeks just got Aardsma'd
— Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013
Wheeler done. 5 inn, 7 hits, 3 runs, 1 earned, 3 walks, 3 Ks. 8-3 Mets in 6th. By the way, Chorizo won the Sausage Race by six lengths.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 6, 2013
Gomez is the word.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013
I WANTED TO SEE JAY HORWITZ GO DOWN THE SLIDE THO
— Tyler K. (@DidWeWinYet96) July 6, 2013
Carlos Gomez stole Words!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013
If there are two things I know about Keith Hernandez…he has sexual moans over good baseball plays and he hates Aramis Ramirez… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) July 6, 2013
I would walk the pitcher to pitch to Ike.
— Dan Pronti (@DPNJ) July 6, 2013
Daniel Murphy has the fielding cycle tonight. He's thrown out runners at first, second, third and home.
— Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 6, 2013
I want to combine Kirk and Duda and call it Kirkas Dudenhuis.
— JLM (@mezzanine76) July 6, 2013
It's a JUANDERFUL life! #mets
— Scott (@Pilam76) July 6, 2013
Jesus Christ, this might be the ugliest box score I've ever seen in my life. But at least we're winning! ::knocking very hard on wood::
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) July 6, 2013
10/10 trolling night for the mets tonight
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 6, 2013
AND RUNNING AND RUNNING KEEP RUNNING
— Recalled Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) July 6, 2013
The Brewers are last in their division. Watching this game, I'm surprised they're that high in the standings.
— julie (@Lets86it) July 6, 2013
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 6, 2013
Hello Wisconsin … PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! Mets 12 Brewers 5.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 6, 2013
#PIITB Ike and Kirk lead the way. I know I'm stunned too #Mets
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013
lol Brewers announcer "this game is mercifully over" #mets
— meeeeeeeeeeeeeee (@G_be_me) July 6, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN CHIPPERLAND…
I will not watch a game, any game, officiated by Angel Hernandez! His incompetence amazes me and I'm tired of MLB doing squat about it! Nite
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) July 5, 2013
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH JOE MADDON…
I like us to swarm whenever possible. We only chased 5-6 pitches out of the strike zone tonight. When you don't chase, you can swarm.
— Joe Maddon (@RaysJoeMaddon) July 6, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
Sex and marijuana can help prevent migraines.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) July 1, 2013