For tonights #MetsTwitterRecap we will have @susimjk making her season debut. She enjoys a good piece of Salmon, Bobbleheads & The #Mets
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 26, 2013
#Braves lineup vs Mutts:Andy Sizzle SSBlack Jesus RFDjustin LFFlintstone 1BDanimal 2BFat Juan 3BMelvin CFTubbo CJ-Teezy P
— Fake Dan Uggla (@FakeDanUggla) May 26, 2013
#Mets Lineup 1. Murphy: 2B 2. Ankiel: CF 3. Wright: 3B 4. Duda: LF 5. Buck: C 6. Byrd: RF 7. Davis: 1B 8. Tejada: SS 9. Marcum: P
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 26, 2013
Fixed it for ya RT @dailystache #Mets Lineup1.Murphy2.LOL3.Wright4.LOL5.LOL6.LOL7.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL8.JAJAJAJAJAJA9.#LOLMets
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 26, 2013
Another game with Marcum pitching, another game with awful cum and penis jokes.
— Jill TejadaSpin (@GoJBuckYourself) May 27, 2013
God blees America.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) May 27, 2013
Marcum lighting up the gun at 85
— Rich Sparago (@Metfanrich) May 27, 2013
Maybe Ike Davis is really a right-handed hitter…
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) May 27, 2013
Shaun Marcum is a Consistent Winner™ who just knows how to win pitch to the score in the clutch wills his team to victory *HEAD EXPLODES*
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 27, 2013
UGGLA WILL MAKE UP FOR HIS ERROR THERE LATER IN THE BALLGAME BY STRIKING OUT IN A KEY SITUATION.
— NOT BUSTER OLNEY (@TRIPPINGOLNEY) May 27, 2013
I JUST HAD FLASHBACKS. LUIS CASTILLO IS THAT YOU?! #DanUggLOLa
— Lauren G (@laurengeld) May 27, 2013
Lucas Duda doesn’t drive in rib eye steaks because John Kruk has them all.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 27, 2013
Marcum is offended by Uggla’s youth small jersey.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 27, 2013
— Jill TejadaSpin (@GoJBuckYourself) May 27, 2013
— Carlos Delgado (@carlosdelgado21) May 27, 2013
balk balk balkbalk balk balk twitter.com/whutyearisit/s…
— Stephanie Curry (@whutyearisit) May 27, 2013
Duda. Boom. 1-0 Mets in 4th. #SwingTheBatLucasSwingTheBat
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 27, 2013
the name’s duda i.imgur.com/582dkAK.gif
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 27, 2013
Ike Davis is on FIRE
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 27, 2013
Uggla 2 run homer. 2-1 Braves in 7th. #Hanger
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 27, 2013
Welp
— Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) May 27, 2013
-keith hernandez exasperated sigh into the mic-
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 27, 2013
BJ, don’t get tossed. The #Mets need your bat in the lineup.
— Chris (@tpgMets) May 27, 2013
Those singers should have slid into home plate after singing “MY HOME SWEET HOOOOME” #Mets #Braves
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 27, 2013
Luis Avilan. Luis Avilan. Luis Avilan. Prospero Año y Felicidad. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart!
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 27, 2013
Somebody in blue hit a HR please
— TRAIDCY (@EpideMets) May 27, 2013
The Mets are the worst team since that other team that wasn’t very good.
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 27, 2013
A HIT WITH RISP
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) May 27, 2013
Ike my son.. it is time.
— MLB Jesus (@MLBJesus) May 27, 2013
Ike. 4-2 Mets in 8th. #TwoRunSingleWatch
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 27, 2013
Ike Davis with his first RBI since May 9. baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi…
— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) May 27, 2013
“I can’t believe, what I just saw!!!”
— KG (@KG_NYM) May 27, 2013
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 27, 2013
@iked29 just doing it right there!!! That a boy
— Zack wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) May 27, 2013
I’m not going anywhere mother fuckers
— Ike Vegas (@IkeVegas29) May 27, 2013
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before … PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! Mets 4 Braves 2.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 27, 2013