#Mets lineup Mike Baxter – RF,Murphy – 2BDavid Wright – 3BIke Davis – 1BLucas Duda – LFBuck – CAnkiel – CF Tejada – SSJeremey Hefner
— Kristie Ackert (@AckertNYDN) May 18, 2013
#Cubs lineup vs. @mets 5/18: DeJesus CF, Castro SS, Rizzo 1B, Soriano LF, Schierholtz RF, Valbuena 3B, Castillo C, Barney 2B, Feldman P
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 18, 2013
Nice of my Thor-hammer-like hangover to wake me up for the Mets game.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) May 18, 2013
A look at the filled-in orange #Mets cheering section in Wrigley bleachers: twitter.com/AdamRubinESPN/…
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) May 18, 2013
Keith Hernandez inadvertently steps on mine by declaring Terry Collins “smart and very savvy” for starting Baxter over Valdespin today.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 18, 2013
dubs > cubs
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 18, 2013
There are more Mets fans at Wrigley Field than there are Marlins fans in the entire world
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 18, 2013
1st and 3rd with one out and we can’t get a run in… this is why we can’t have nice things… #Mets
— Alex Peters (@Alex_Peters_) May 18, 2013
Hefner threw a ball? send him down…no really send him down.
— Mikey Metfan (@MikeyMetfan31) May 18, 2013
Ankiel looks like a 70s porn star…not that I would know what a 70s porn star looks like!! #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 18, 2013
Rick Ankiel looks like a Who from the Dr. Seuss stories.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) May 18, 2013
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 18, 2013
“Can’t give a good team 4 outs, as they say” No worries there, Keith
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 18, 2013
Is this when we’re supposed to tweet something about hoping the four men left on in the first two innings doesn’t come back to bite them?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 18, 2013
Ummmm no I am not voting for Glavine’s 300th win at Wrigley that choke artist can suck it #mets
— Scott (@Pilam76) May 18, 2013
Just terrible they play the game like dog shit
— D (@Hey_its_Don) May 18, 2013
Jesus…..cue the Monty Python music
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 18, 2013
#CUBS announcers: “a whole lot happened, but NOTHING happened.”
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 18, 2013
Ok now I see what people mean about Adam Rubin, you would think an ESPN reporter would be more neutral in his comments.
— the great saulsby (@sparbz) May 18, 2013
Stop saying “comes behind”. I’m immature & can’t stop laughing. OH, NOW GARE CALLED KEITH FRISKY! All of the inappropriate lols in the world
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 18, 2013
The Murph…the Murph…the Murph is on fire. Okay, I’ll go away now.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 18, 2013
Organist plays Happy Trails with Ike in the box. Mean.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 18, 2013
Ike is 2-2 in not striking out. #Progress
— Jake Rapoport (@steaker) May 18, 2013
People with the last name of Hefner always do well in Chicago
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 18, 2013
Lucas Duda showing bunt? Would he even know what to do next after laying down a bunt? #mets
— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 18, 2013
i’m guessing hefner throws a decent game again, mets won’t win, go to 0-8 in games he starts and somehow people will think that’s his fault
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 18, 2013
Gary: “We are far from Detroit.” Keith: “Thank goodness.”
— Tino (@luapula) May 18, 2013
Mets are defending JV1 a week later
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 18, 2013
ruh roh, there’s baby bears all over the bases
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 18, 2013
The Cubs know they’re supposed to strand these guys, right?
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 18, 2013
Another run. #CUBS 2, #METS 0.runners on 1st and 2nd and only 1 out. The doom and gloom was an inning late.
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 18, 2013
Uh oh.Pregnant? #mets RT @dailystache: #CheckingInWithKevin is late….
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) May 18, 2013
IKE TO VEGAS RUBEN TO VEGAS EVERYBODY TO VEGAS
— Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 18, 2013
That’s 40 push-ups Ruben Tejada owes Lou Brown today… #Mets #MajorLeague
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) May 18, 2013
If this is my last series before I get sent downjust wanna say I loved all my teammates except @ducasluda
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 18, 2013
This means iKe probably hits his trademark solo HR next inning.
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) May 18, 2013
Oh hai, HRob CaHRson
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 18, 2013
So that pitching change worked out well.
— TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 18, 2013
FANTASY POINTS
— Stephanie Curry (@whutyearisit) May 18, 2013
Hefner done. Carson in. Rizzo takes one out. 5-0 Cubs in 5th.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 18, 2013
#LosingMoobs lurking.
— Jay (@TeamThirstTrap) May 18, 2013
WFAN said Mets have yet to win game after Harvey pitches. Would also have believed it if they said Mets havent won any game he doesn’t pitch
— Matthew Callan (@scratchbomb) May 18, 2013
IKE VEGAS
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 18, 2013
Robert Carson – “Chicks dig the long ball.” Robert, you’re a pitcher.
— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) May 18, 2013
Ike’s defense is on the interstate with his offense… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) May 18, 2013
Viva Las Vegas should be what the #Cubs organist plays when Ike leads off next inning
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 18, 2013
Rob Carson is shitty Sid Fernandez.
— Santos L. Halper (@TheFoyeEffect) May 18, 2013
Robert Carson is going to make the All Star game as the HR Derby pitcher
— TySim19 (@tysim19) May 18, 2013
YO THE ENTIRE INFIELD IS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS. MAN FUCK OFF
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 18, 2013
LOL> #CUBS announcers:”Duda backwards is A Dud.”The whole nation shares in our jokes, #METS fans!
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 18, 2013
Don’t worry, Ike. I suck at baseball as well.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) May 18, 2013
WHAT’S UP @lasvegas51s
— Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 18, 2013
Rick Ankiel trolls the shift.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 18, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin hot dogs are exciting! #BackToYouGare
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) May 18, 2013
I don’t care if you like @the7line or not. He was able to get 500 fans to Chicago to support the #Mets who are 16-23. That is impressive
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 18, 2013
MEME: Let’s Check In With Kevin…. #Mets twitter.com/MetsKevin11/st…
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 18, 2013
Ruben Tejada now owes Lou Brown 60 push ups today with his 3 fly balls. Unproductive. #Mets #MajorLeague
— Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) May 18, 2013
Guys, I asked Ike Davis if he likes desert climates and sand. He took a swing at me and missed. Gare?
— KevB (@KevBurkhardt) May 18, 2013
Collin McHugh of the clan McHugh.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 18, 2013
“Cawlin McYu”- @mikefrancesany
— Josh Chapdelaine (@MetsLegacy) May 18, 2013
NICE DOUBLE PLAY!!!! SOMEONE GIF THAT
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) May 18, 2013
“JOSE REYES MAKES THAT PLAY BLINDFOLDED AND ON CRUTCHES!” -Rockheads
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 18, 2013
Alex Cora would’ve made that play because Reyes would’ve been on the DL. #Boom
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 18, 2013
not buying that darwin barney is a person
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 18, 2013
This is fun to watch #mets #notreally
— Borys (@bmet69) May 18, 2013
Terrible post-Harvey stat is terrible
— Jake Rapoport (@steaker) May 18, 2013
Booyah! That’s how you do it, @drunkikedavis
— Ankiel struckout? (@Ankielstruckout) May 18, 2013
Well, at least it won’t be a shutout. Ankiel 2-run homer. 8-2 Cubs in 9th.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 18, 2013
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) May 18, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN BALTIMORE…
INTERRUPTING MY TWITTER HIATUS TO ANNOUNCE CAMDEN YARDS HAS BACON ON A STICK THAT IS ALL twitter.com/GoJBuckYoursel…
— Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 18, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
Lobsters urinate through two holes located on their face.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) May 10, 2013