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justin turner sac buntz weeeeeee
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Let’s bunt a guy into scoring position, because we are already 0 for 12 in those situations tonight.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
LET DAVID WRIGHT AND HIS SHIT NECK HIT
— Julia Quadrino (@juliaaquadrinoo) April 30, 2013
Walking Lucas “0-3” Duda, for John “hit your heinous HR sculpture” Buck? Uhhh. Okay.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) April 30, 2013
Good thing we bunted and threw away an out there, guys!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
Hey Cishek, do a huge fist pump like you just won a playoff game. Or got out of an April jam and your team is 6-19, same difference.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
0-14 with RISP tonight. You just don’t win baseball games like that.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 30, 2013
so last time the #Mets were this bad with RISP in one game was in 2006. Playoffs here we come!
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
Don’t feel bad for you at all, Pierre. You did that shit to yourself.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) April 30, 2013
Pierre already had no arm. #ouch
— Greg Prince (@greg_prince) April 30, 2013
To the NY Mets Front Office, Keep telling yourselves that Bobby Parnell will be an effective MLB closer one day.Signed,A fan of comedy
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) April 30, 2013
“One of these teams has to make something happen offensively tonight.” – Gary. “Don’t hold your breath.” – Keith.
— Chris McShane (@chrismcshane) April 30, 2013
THE OLD HAMM-O
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
“Why is the Mets trainer Ramirez racing towards me with a knee brace made of nails?” — Mike Stanton
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 30, 2013
Gary Cohen: “A sight Marlins fans don’t want to see.” Isn’t the correct terminology “Marlins FAN” #Mets
— The Coop (@Coopz22) April 30, 2013
A hush falls over the crowd upon seeing Stanton go down with injury…just kidding, there’s no crowd, we’re in Miami. #Mets #Marlins
— Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) April 30, 2013
To the 11th.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
The Mets right now: twitpic.com/cmzyjw
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 30, 2013
Well, at least Mets didn’t leave a RISP that inning. #unwatchable
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) April 30, 2013
Oh good. Here comes Greg Dobbs to put an end to our misery once and for all.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
daniel murphy is saving all of the defensive runs
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
#ImwithsecondbasemenwhomakegreatbackhandandjumpingthrowstoretirenotoriousMetkillerGregDobbs
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
Actually, Jeter is Murphy-esque
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 30, 2013
Familia looking good at first, if he could hit, Ike would be fucked
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
That play had “game-ending throwing error” written all over it.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 30, 2013
To the 12th
— Sam Neumann (@Crazy4NYSports) April 30, 2013
Wow Terry Collins’ roster is becoming pretty wacky now that this game is deep into extras #Mets twitpic.com/cn016e
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 30, 2013
The Glavine bobblehead looks like it ate the Mo Vaughn bobblehead.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
Lmao this Ginger bastard
— BASED GENO SMITH (@Ph0netic) April 30, 2013
now if Turner can only get into scoring position … oh wait. #mets
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) April 30, 2013
#ImWith28 and #BillyGoatTurner
— Stephen Keane (@kranepool) April 30, 2013
Mets will now look to tie the franchise record for futility with RISP!!!
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
#Mets are 0-for-15 with runners in scoring position tonight. That’s not normal.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) April 30, 2013
What inning does Matt Harvey get to come back and pitch again?
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 30, 2013
SNY ran out of commercials. They are into infomercial time now.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
HOLY SHIT RUBEN
— AndrèaMets4Life (@Mets4_Life) April 30, 2013
never bought that ruben tejada was dead
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
I will also see you in hell, Juan Pierre.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) April 30, 2013
Has anyone heard from @kburkhardtsny lately? Is he beating up Billy the Marlin?
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin “Gare, I’m in the Clevelander buying drinks for this really hot chick. Her adam’s apple is so cute. #BackToYouGare“
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
Jeez, go after fucking Donovan Solano.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) April 30, 2013
Hahahahahahaha WHAT IS THIS?!?!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
holy crap this is awful managing. they’re intentionally walking donovan solano after a 1-2 count. collins, go home and don’t come back
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
I think I’m going to intentionally turn this game off. #mets
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) April 30, 2013
Okay, 3-0 count. Now how about an intentional strikeout?
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
just intentionally walk the next two guys and force in a run to end the game
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Placido Polanco grounds out with bases loaded to end the 12th. On to the 13th in Miami.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
Terry Collins: Accidental genius.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 30, 2013
How the heck did that end up working?!?
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 30, 2013
So the moral of the story is always intentionally walk a weak hitter who’s behind in the count, because things will work out. #Terryball
— Eric Bienenfeld (@EricBien) April 30, 2013
Rauch has a 9.72 ERA. He’s gonna strike out the side, isn’t he?#Mets
— The Coop (@Coopz22) April 30, 2013
I was so flabbergasted by the stupidity of that move Collins made I didn’t even realize that Miguel Olivo drew a walk. What are the odds?
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
is it possible for Ike to go 0-5 and his average go up? #mets
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) April 30, 2013
If Mets-Marlins wasn’t insufferable enough to watch for 9 innings, they have now entered the 13th. This is like a 3 OT Wizards-Bobcats game.
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) April 30, 2013
Sing it Keith!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S DAVID WRIGHT’S MUSIC!!!
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
david wright pinch-hitting after collins held him out the first 12 innings with a stiffy
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
“Neck tattoos vs. neck soreness”
— Jon Springer (@Springer66) April 30, 2013
David Wright called out on strikes after fouling off one full-count pitch. On to the bottom of the 13th.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
“Tim McClelland waits for the next inning to let everybody know,” -Gary Cohen
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 30, 2013
Someone please give me Good Poisoning #Mets
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
magic mesh commercial absurdly improving SNY by default
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Not buying that runs can be scored.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
I’ve had relationships that lasted shorter than this game
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) April 30, 2013
KEITH AND PAT CAWLEY TEXT EACHOTHER DURING BROADCASTS!!!!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
By the way, Scott Atchison died of old age in the top of the 11th.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 30, 2013
Whenever a Mets game goes past the tenth inning, it feels like a countdown clock to a classic LOLMets blooper has started.
— Sam Page (@samtpage) April 30, 2013
This game is horseshit. #Mets
— The Coop (@Coopz22) April 30, 2013
On to the 14th.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
All the double plays!
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 30, 2013
one half-inning away from the 14th inning stretch
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
“The last time I have to deal with this python.” “This hose just grows and grows.”SNY infomercial time is my new favorite time.
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) April 30, 2013
Hey, when Howie tried to strangle himself with the microphone cord, did it come out over the air?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 30, 2013
Haven’t seen Kevin Burkhardt in a few innings. Did Jeffrey Loria trade him to the Blue Jays?
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
No runs no hope make stache something something #Mets
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
Even the guy who trained the Clydesdale has gotten over his horse. #Mets #SNYIsOutOfCommercials
— Greg Prince (@greg_prince) April 30, 2013
Available in the Marlins bullpen > twitter.com/richmacleod/st…
— Rich MacLeod (@richmacleod) April 30, 2013
#weirdbaseball time, @mets fans.
— Matthew Artus (@matthewartus) April 30, 2013
Peanut butter jelly time “@dailystache: anyone know what time it is?”
— JessMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) April 30, 2013
The #Marlins broadcast is just reading tweets during the game.One question was “Where is Dontrelle Willis These Days?”. LMAO
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) April 30, 2013
Here comes Marcum to pitch 14th inning
— Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) April 30, 2013
This is Shaun Marcum’s first relief appearance since May 8, 2007, when he pitched for Toronto.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) April 30, 2013
14 INNING STRETCH! youtu.be/Tg3C0nvenro
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
Shaun Marcum allows consecutive singles to open the bottom of the 14th. First and second, none out.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
This has been a weird game between two bad teams
— Evan Roberts (@JoeandEvan) April 30, 2013
Remember when Robert Carson threw two pitches earlier in this game (yesterday)?
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 30, 2013
Daniel Murphy has died of potato famine #MetsOregonTrailDeaths
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) April 30, 2013
rauch is gonna get the big hit with RISP
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Jon Rauch is 2-for-21 in his career with a home run.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 30, 2013
I completely saw Marcum’s throw going into RF.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
Oh, Miguel Olivo. I hardly recognized you without your hands going towards Jose Reyes’ neck.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
MarKum
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 30, 2013
15.
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) April 30, 2013
LOLOL!WHY won’t this game end!!??!?!!?!?!?!!?!?
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) April 30, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GAME. I CAN’T EVEN. OH MAN.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
LOL Keith’s silence says it all #Mets
— Greg Pomes (@gregpomes) April 30, 2013
Hey… Remember Giuseppe Franco?
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) April 30, 2013
Let the End Times come if that’s what it takes to end this game.
— MLB Jesus (@MLBJesus) April 30, 2013
Somehow, someway, this is Carlos Beltran’s fault.
— Rich MacLeod (@richmacleod) April 30, 2013
My fortune cookie reads, “Help! I’m trapped inside the 15th inning of a #Mets-Marlins game!”
— Greg Prince (@greg_prince) April 30, 2013
Go home Keith, you’re drunk.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 30, 2013
Lucas Duda wth a one-out double in the 15th. So Mets are either taking lead or setting a record for futility with RISP.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
Duda…Giving #mets fans blueballs since….the 6th inning #mets
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) April 30, 2013
Let Lucas Duda deliver thy Mets unto Salvation.
— MLB Jesus (@MLBJesus) April 30, 2013
motherbucker
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 30, 2013
0-for-16 with RISP. Good Lord that’s bad.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) April 30, 2013
Walk the 58 strikeout guy to get to Ruben Tejada? #MarLOLins
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
You int. walk a guy with a 1-2 count, I’ll int. walk a guy who hasn’t gotten a hit in a month.#mets
— Bill Price (@TheBitterBill) April 30, 2013
Jon Rauch would’ve blown this game looooong ago, if this were last season.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) April 30, 2013
The Mariners’ game, which started at 10:10, is over. The Mets’ game, which started three hours earlier, is not.
— YCPB (@cantpredictball) April 30, 2013
Ruben Tejada infield single! RBI! Mets take lead! 1-for-17 with RISP.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
THE METS HAVE SCORED.
— Jorge Castillo (@jorgeccastillo) April 30, 2013
HOLY SHIT WE SCORED HALLELUJAH HAPPY DAYS I DON’T BELIEVE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH:LDHGIJGRJKGNPNGPRNEPKJQGOBRIPUNGOERKNBGLKRNPORBHm
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
RUBEN TEJADA THANK YOU
— Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) April 30, 2013
it’s our problem-free, philosophy #hakuna
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
And so it was written, and so it shall be. RT @mlbjesus: Let Lucas Duda deliver thy Mets unto Salvation.
— MLB Jesus (@MLBJesus) April 30, 2013
You can’t spell RISP without Ruben Tejada.
— Greg Prince (@greg_prince) April 30, 2013
Maybe pitching Rauch for 3 innings with an available pen arm was a bad choice.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) April 30, 2013
Marcum with his Rick Camp swing.
— Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) April 30, 2013
give ike davis the save opportunity
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Jordany Valdespin has taken selfies at a 15 selfie per inning rate during the extra innings tonight. Best ratio in the game.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) April 30, 2013
Ike is really hoping this game ends now so he can run over to The Clevelander.
— Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) April 30, 2013
DOBBING ASSHOLE
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
WHO BUT FUCKING GREG DOBBS
— Steph (@whutyearisit) April 30, 2013
“It ain’t over yet” – the theme of any game where the Mets hold a lead.
— Meredith Perri (@MeredithPerri) April 30, 2013
i’m assuming the people still at marlins park are all squatters
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
5.5 hours of terrible baseball. My recap: twitter.com/RageWynn/statu…
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) April 30, 2013
Mommy mommy…why does this game exist?
— TRAIDCY (@EpideMets) April 30, 2013
Wait, Tim McClelland may still call it a strike.
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) April 30, 2013
if the marlins are gonna win this thing, at least hit a HR so we can see the sculpture thing malfunction after john buck’s HR broke it
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) April 30, 2013
Marlins tie it in the bottom of the 15th and still threatening. Crazy. #Mets
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) April 30, 2013
Oh sweet tap dancing Jesus please end this OH FUCK NOOOOOOOO
— Heather Nicole (@Lud_Bug5) April 30, 2013
LMFAO
— RageWynn (@RageWynn) April 30, 2013
Fucking baseball man, fucking baseball.
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) April 30, 2013
Mets lose on Nick Green sac fly.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) April 30, 2013
wooooooooooow, game over
— METSKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) April 30, 2013
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) April 30, 2013
Put it in the books and burn em. I hope #MetsPuppet kills me in my sleep. Good Night. #Mets twitter.com/dailystache/st…
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) April 30, 2013
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