From SB Nation's “Talking Chop” Blog:
- “Wheeler will be tough to beat today with that Braves lineup. Hopefully they can get some good pitches to hit and knock him around a bit.”
- “Nothing like putting a bad CF into a spacious ballpark.”
- “Let’s go AJ Burnett.”
- “Wheeler throws a hard ball. Sort of like Smoltz used to”
- “LOLMETS”
- “Why throw that? That’s so Mets”
- “HE PRODUCES A RUN ON A STRIKEOUT. THE LEGEND GROWS.”
- “what's the mets equivalent of Barves, bc that's what that play was”
- “Mets”
- “Meet The Mess”
- “ugg;a eyeballing wheeler”
- “oh uggla… you are a llama sometimes….”
- “I bet the folks at AA are shitting on Buck right now”
- “Putting that outfield in citifield is like trying to cover the Mexican border with Andy and Barney Fife.”
- “Stupid Satan”
- “We need to sign Jesus Colome to get him out”
- “Gerald Laird's pitch framing hurts my eyes to watch”
- “Aww ginger snaps”
- “The human genome project couldn’t have been all that successful if gingers are still being born.”
- “Do we have no idea that Zack Wheeler has major command issues? But we just keep swinging away…”
- “More terrible defenders playing perfect defense against the Braves.”
- “at least John Buck has been terrible behind the plate the whole series”
- “Chip, baseball does NOT need the MEts to be good.”
- “I think they are close though, Their pitching is about to be really good, and they have a lot of money coming off the books this offseason…”
- “Actually they aren’t close at all. Terrible bullpen, 1 good hitter.”
- “Fuck a duck, we have no luck”
- “LOL babip fairy is a bitch today.”
- “Whole crowd appears to be 7 year olds.”
- “Chip will feel right at home. Somebody’s going to make a new friend today!”
- “Laird doesn’t even try back there.”
- “This is looking wonderful.”
- “Good grief….can we get any more pathetic this inning?”
- “This needs some circus music in the background.”
- “well this game went to shit in a hurry.”
- “Fucking getaway day bullshit”
- “DFA Laird. I'm dead serious.”
- “Oh, Dan Uggla. Why do you play with our hearts?”
- “Sonofabitch.Shit”
- “Can anyone figure out how 3 of Burnett’s runs are unearned? Should be 2 by my count.”
- “This fucking defense”
- ” 🙁 sadface”
- “John Buck. Thanks man.”
- “laird = suck”
- “Do the mets have a vendetta against Uggla?”
- “Freeman is the Mets killer…. perhaps they’re simply confused?”
- “WELP, CUE THE FUCKIN' MUSIC!”
- “Wow Laird. You find new ways to impress.”
- “HOly shit, this has to be the worst battery EVAR!”
- “I can tell I am going to hate every inning Loe pitches until his inevitable DFA.”
- “FUCK THIS GAME!”
- “Fredi Gonzalez honestly might be the worst manager in the league, he really doesn’t seem to have a clue”
- “HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? We’re playing like the fucking Astros!!!”
- “this is probably the worst game I have seen from the barves….. since last week….”
- “Fredi, You do know the point of all this is to win games right?”
- “murphy has killed us this series”
- “Murphy destroys the Braves.”
- “I hate Hawkins’s stupid quick pitch”
- “Rally time”
- “Time to pretend Gee pitched this game.”
