From SB Nation’s “Bucs Dugout” Blog:
- “Hope Eric Young doesn’t spark a free running onslaught against the Fort. But I picked him up for both my fantasy teams…. just in case!”
- “For a guy that throws 97-99…guys sure do make good contact against him”
- “Gee sucks. We should rock this guy today”
- “The Mets lineup isn’t much better than Triple A. Stop with the excuses.”
- “Wow, the Mets’ D is terrible”
- “Jones WTF?”
- “What is Jones doing?”
- “LOL Gee”
- “Um… what was Gee doing? Cole wasn’t moving any faster than a slug. He had all day. But thanks!”
- “Well if Cole doesn’t pan out as a pitcher I guess we could move him to first”
- “Oh shit. not another one.”
- “Dillon Gee is one of the worst (stuff-wise) starters in the league. We gotta get over this guy shutting us down”
- “Gee pulled his bat back on a pitch RIGHT down the middle (the second strike)…when his only job was to bunt. Ends up striking out. I just… wow.”
- “Basic fundamentals that aren’t so basic, I guess. No wonder they’re awful.”
- “Mets Definitely look like a bad team. Have some good players but they seem to botch a lot of plays.”
- “I wish there were this many zeros in my bank account”
- “Putrid”
- “Gee whiz”
- “Well at least we are getting to their bad bullpen”
- “Atchinson looks old enough to be in a “Legends” game.”
- “Atchison wasn’t old enough….now they bring in Hawkins? Will Tug McGraw close?”
- “God dammit pedro please dont K we got nobody behind you”
- “2 misses on meatballs now will swing and shit in the dirt”
- “Hawkins pitched the sh!t out of pedro”
- “well that sucked”
- “Don’t walk quesadilla twice in one game”
- “Ike Davis is brutal”
- “I don’t feel bad for them”
- “Barmes’ walk-up music is hilarious…Journey? Really?”
- “Barmes???? I’m laughing right now.”
- “Clint Barmes hasn’t stopped believing”
- “Don’t Stop Believin’ (I’m deserving of a roster spot). Only lyrics you catch before his AB is … “Just a smalltown girl…” hahahahaha”
- “Nightmare start to the season. I won’t masturbate while this horrible run continues.”
- “Fun game tho, no nails left. Can’t imagine what playoff baseball would do to me.”
- “but, hey, five All-Stars!”
From MLB’s Pittsburgh Pirates Forum:
- “Just win, Baby!”
- “How many stolen bases do we think McKenry gives up today? I’m pretty sure he’s about to give up one in the first.”
- “We need more warning track power!”
