From SB Nation’s “Purple Row” Blog:
- “Please let’s win this game”
- “Welp.”
- “Yep, EY2 has offically won the game for the Mets already.”
- “No David Wright! Huzzah! :)”
- “2 pitches in and the Mets announcer have already called it Mile High Stadium”
- “Time zone fail. Thought this game started at 5:10 my time, missed the top of the 1st.”
- “So did the mets offense”
- “Hefner kind of reminds me of a young Moyer. Almost decent stuff and a lot of deception.”
- “is Troy seriously wearing a hoodie in the dugout? it’s almost 100 degrees”
- “good lord the mets lineup is turr’ble”
- “Chatwood looks like the love child of Oswalt and the Lemur”
- “Cuddy DiMaggio”
- “In play, Met(s)!”
- “LOLMetz :- |”
- “Hey its the Mets!”
- “Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, setup right up and LOL the Mets.”
- “The Mets have played five fewer games than the Rockies and have allowed 38 unearned runs to the Rockies 25”
- “EY2 in a Mets jersey just looks weird”
- “cargo in “SWING AT ALL THE THINGS” mode”
- “FFS sake….strikes please…this isn’t exactly the greatest lineup, Chatwood.”
- “we’re going to lose this game, aren’t we”
- “STRIKE ZONE, IT HAS A PURPOSE”
- “Great catch CarGo. Not an all -star though”
- “Oh Cargo… I don’t care what Keith Law says about you. You are an all-star.”
- “you have to let the mets be the mets and hustle Wilin!”
- “stupid mets announcers. I live east of KC though so no outage.”
- “remember when todd added something to a baseball team, I miss those days”
- “These SNY announcers are clueless. Talking about how the Rox gave Arenado a shot in Spring but he just didn’t hit. Wrong.”
- “Tip that cap, Jeremy Hefner is a boss pitcher everyone…jeesh.”
- “We just LolMets”
- “WHAT THE METS WAS THAT”
- “and we’ve just totally gone full mets”
- “Bye Bye Byrdie”
- “please do not lose to the mets”
- “DJ LEMAHIEU THAT IS SO FUDGING TERRIBLE.”
- “WTF WERE YOU THINKING DJ????”
- “Please walk Gonzalez to face Cuddy”
- “CarGUGH”
- “Oh sure EY, NOW you hit. Thanks for nothing.”
- “Wow. The Mets have lost 5 games in which they allowed only 2 runs.”
- “ARE YOU FKN KIDDING ME ARE YOU SERIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
- “WHY ARE WE SO STUPID ON THE BASEPATHS STILL”
- “the ghost of EYjr”
- “The Mets announcers just said that giving Cuddy a single there was hometown scoring”
- “the Mets announcers are stupid”
- “Well that sucked.”
- “Well….”
- “Pathetic loss. i dont even know what to say about this team, wanted to think they were a good team that showed fight but…they arent. Can’t even beat the pathetic Mets.”
- “Games like this are why I will one day have to stop having a favorite team, or stop watching live baseball (of said favorite team). It’s just bad for my mental and cadiovascular health.”
