From SB Nation's “Royals Review” Blog:
- “Keith Hernandez says the Royals' turnaround this year began with Brett. So it must be true.”
- “I despise Keith Hernandez!”
- “As pumped as I am, and I know it's the Mets… but Big Trade Wade still makes me nervous.”
- “Marlon Byrd: Snot Rocket Pro”
- “Wow, that is a nice looking stadium”
- “It has the best smoking section of the stadiums I've been to. You can actually watch the game! Other than that, though, I didn’t think it was that great. It is new, but nothing stood out to me. It was also 102 the day I was there”
- “I hate Jim Joyce's bullshit self indulgent over the top strike calls so much”
- ““The Royals are MISSING their everyday second baseman, Chris Getz” NO, not really missing him, Gary.”
- “Oh, fuck Davis. God, he’s painful.”
- “At least Buck is wearing the OTHER uniform.”
- “Cy Gee, it's not fair.”
- “The Mets look like the Royals and the Royals look like the… Royals”
- “wow Byrd….”
- “hope he breaks his hip, old bastard”
- “I really, really don't want the Royals streak ended by the Mets. Of all teams…please God not the Mets.”
- “Ike Davis vs. Wade Davis. Stoppable force vs. movable object.”
- “Even a guy hitting .180 can hit Davis.”
- “Take Davis out. Take him out right…the fuck…now.”
- “Ron Darling is ragging on Elliot Johnson for leaving his position early on the wheel play. Ron Darling is…better than Hud.”
- “Ron Darling “It always seems those last place teams find Jose Reyes””
- “JUST FUCKING WALK”
- “Eh, fuck. Runs are overrated, anyway.”
- “um the idiot Mets field reporter said Shields is not what they expected….lol does anyone understand pitching statistics?”
- “Shields is pretty much exactly what we expected.”
- “We're going to get no hit by a guy named Gee. or worse, by a guy named Dillon.”
- “is Dillon Gee in the HOF>?”
- “Is he the original Gee or a compass and square guy?”
- “Ike Davis, proving that shitty hitting over powers shitty pitching since 2013”
- ” i hope davis is caught taking roids and suspended for the rest of the season”
- “I hope he starts taking roids and turns into Roger Clemens for the rest of the season”
- “Wade Davis is making these goons look like winners.”
- “I hope dyson tear his acl watching him hit is a crime against humanity”
- “I bet you just have a mantle full of humanitarian awards”
- “Oh my God. We suck. Are we saving ourselves for a dramatic ninth inning rally?”
- “This is just fucking sad”
- “Ike Davis is fixed!”
- “Quintanilla…isn’t that when they throw a fancy party when a Mexican girl turns 15?”
- “Buck is behind the plate, we should run”
- “Are you fucking kidding? Cain comes in on DEFENSE!!??”
- “He FUCKING puts Cain in on Defense!?!?! BUT DOESN’T PH Butler!? WHAT IN THE POSSIBLE FUCKS”
- “Laughably bad. like, so bad I can’t even figure out the possible excuse”
- “Can you send down a manager? Any one of the Minor League guys could do better at this point.”
- “Latroy Hawkins is still in MLB? Wow”
- “Who the fuck is this .180 hitter think he is, mother fucker!”
- “These guys know Davis sucks right?”
- “I need Vicodin”
- “Extra innings!”
- “Well, thank God for shittier teams than the Royals”
- “As amazing as the streak has been, I expect a walk-off home run here. That’s right. Walk-off, on the road.”
- “Jesus Christ If the Mets don’t score, this game could go 50 innings because the friggin Royals look like piss tonight.”
- “Pulled hammie”
- “Looks like he shredded it”
- “who the fuck is playing third for them if he's done?”
- “wheeler”
- “Down goes Wright. Get well soon, like four days from now”
- “So let’s see if we can injure Wheeler, too. Brilliant.”
- “They should just keep throwing over to first until he jams his fingers back into the bag. It would have to happen eventually.”
- “Now Buck should strike out”
- “I mean. When has anyone said “it's over” with John Buck in the box? That’s silly.”
- “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”
- “Pretty sure the Mets are just putting random fans in the game now. Who the hell are these guys? Torres? Recker?”
- “Fuck this shit. This was a winnable game.”
- “I am very upset right now”
- “Unbelievable”
