From SB Nation's “AZ Snake Pit” Blog:
- “LOL Mets”
- “Is this a tetris strike zone tonight?”
- “Cody Ross would be a perfect and frightening rodeo clown.”
- “More so than Eric Byrnes?”
- “Hmmm so which Wheeler is this? Both Good and Evil Wheeler are with the Rockies now. But this Wheeler is a Wheeler of Another Sort.”
- “Ex-Giant Wheeler”
- “If only he was still on the Giants, because that would be perfect.”
- “Welcome to the4th inning of doom”
- “McCarthy looks like he’s one life disappointment from spending the rest of his years searching for the Lost Dutchman Mine.”
- “Hmmm Maybe Wheeler IS worth slightly more than two months of older Carlos Beltran”
- “Yeah, just maybe”
- “What? Ugh. Nieves should have blocked that.”
- “time to rudely disrupt Wheeler’s rhythm.”
- “I guess I can start working on the recap soon.”
- “Having Hernandez IBB Davis makes baseball sense.”
- “You have to be kidding me.”
- “”A much thinner version of Miguel Cabrera of the tigers.” Stop it.”
- “HUGE AB coming up for Parra.”
- “Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu……”
- “Strike three looking? Really?”
- “Jumping off a bridge now, bye”
- “Off of the bridge at Tempe Town Lake? If you don’t drown, you’ll get a flesh eating bacteria!”
