From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight:”
- “It has begun with a single. Hamels vs. The Mets”
- “Days like this I miss Big Pelf.”
- “Hamels is really laboring here. Lots of deep counts.”
- “It’s Hamels vs. the Mets.”
- “Howard on pace to finish June with 29 HRs”
- “Nothing’s more frustrating than a 3905234 pitch at bat that ends with the batter reaching base.”
- “LOL Mike Schmidt “Take velcro out of the game.” Love it.”
- “I think they’re being excessively conservative in their approach to Travis D’Arnaud with 2 outs and RISP.”
- “The length of that at bat was Papelbonesque.”
- “I really hope this one goes 14 too…so we can see Aumont and Jimenez in action and enjoy the awesome PHing abilities of Tony Gwynn.”
- “Holy fucking shit this team is bad at literally everything.“
- “Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Domonic Brown.”
- “Dom should have taken that football scholarship to Florida.”
- “Oh jeez, this is going to go to extras, isn’t it?”
- “MOAR FREE BASEBALL!!!!!!! yeah”
- “This is the goddamn weekend from hell.”
- “So that’s what it looks like to see a 3B make a tough play.”
- “Aumont pitching. I have a feeling this cannot end well.”
- “At least we can answer the age-old question: what will it take for Aumont to actually pitch in a major league game? The answer is 39 innings of baseball in 3 days.”
- “What a shock, Aumont has NO IDEA where the ball is going.”
- “Neither do the Mets.”
- “At what point does Jamie Moyer come in to pitch?”
- “Fuck You Aumont”
- “Bench players can do that?”
- “Aumont does what pretty much everyone thought he’d do.”
- “The Duda bides.”
- “Can you option somebody down mid inning?”
- “Let’s look at the other remaining Cliff Lee trade piece: Tyson Gillies, 2014, age 25 (AAA): 36 games, 151 PA .222/.282/.311 3 SB 2 CS 2 HR. Welp.”
- “Oh god, is Schmidt really making the argument that a home run is a rally killer? I hate that line of thought.”
- “Fuck you Dom Brown And Aumont”
- “This is sad. The only good thing I can see is RAJ get fired.”
- “Well, that sucked.”
- “I need to drink moar alcohol. Have a nice night all!!!!”
