From SB Nation’s AZ Snake Pit Blog
- “As bad as our pitching is at least it hasn’t given up eleven runs to the Marlins… LOL”
- “don’t tempt fate”
- “Why not? I mean, I already have…”
- “We could really use a win. Just saying.”
- “Three hours of torture Begins: now”
- “This is going swimmingly.”
- “If you’re a Mets fan.”
- “I don’t know what I expected.”
- “I LOVE THE BP CAPS if we suck today at least we’ll look good doing it”
- “On the bright side Arroyo is being more efficient. He’s giving up runs in fewer pitches.”
- “Hello darkness my old friend…”
- “Montero does not seem to be on the same page as Bronson.”
- “the Mets seem to be though”
- “^This statement. It makes me sad – very sad.”
- “I feel sick just thinking about it”
- “whoooo boy isnt this the Mets “B” team?”
- “We’re going to need a lot of alcohol…”
- “time travel back about 3 weeks and start this over?”
- “MARTY! We have to go back!”
- “‘Excellent track record against the Mets’ Yeah, lot of good that is doing him Bert”
- “LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE KEVIN TOWERS! WHAT HAVE WE BECOME!?”
- “What have we become? The Bad News Bears! We should be wearing jerseys featuring CHICO’S BAIL BONDS on the back”
- “Nah. Chico’s doesn’t want to be associated with our team”
- “Someone should tell the Mets that they don’t have to score 42 runs to properly honor Jackie Robinson day”
- “How many millions are we paying the BP pitcher?”
- “Metrosexual ,definition :- a team who has been sexually intercoursed up the back passage by the Mets”
- “This is the kind of start That would make me put the paper bag over my head if I was there”
- “A plastic bag might seem preferable if it gets any worse.”
- “Is it too soon for Tankapalooza?”
- “By tankapalooza Do you mean a mass gathering of DBacks fans at a bar, getting tanked, suffering as one?”
- “My cat is meowing in disgust at the TV”
- “Jheri curl are these pitchers that have them being ironic like Tulo with his mullet or do they really think that is a good look?”
- “Bronson Arroyo had a perfect game through one pitch…”
- “I’m laughing and crying at the same time.”
- “Welp im done”
- “Why….just why us”
- “This team is mailing this one in.”
- “I want more sucking 8-0 is never enough”
- “I was watching a massacre And a baseball game broke out”
- “Rock Bottom”
- “Last year I would be very angry about losing to the Mets This year I am not surprised”
- “Lol I used up my last hope of the season When I thought ‘yay we’re playing the mets, we’ll be able to bounce back for sure'”
- “FIRE ERRYBODY!!!!”
- “Good god, just got home… excited to see Arroyo lead us to a much needed win. DVR…..and 9-0. This team is truly dead”
- “Well, At least we can look forward to Suns and Coyotes playoff series …..…, oh yeh……”
- “Diamondbacks are proof it doesn’t get better for everyone.”
- “How appropriate”
- “Damn you Gibby, I want to see Prado or Parra pitching!”
- ” Veronica, tell everyone how this start makes us feel
- Thank you Ms. Mars.”
