From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight” Blog:
- “Go Phillies beat these Muts.”
- “Oh my God Bernadina is batting lead-off AGAIN.”
- “Eric Young with “Forever Young” as his walk up music. Nice.”
- “Niese looks like he could be on Boardwalk Empire.”
- “As a lifelong Broncos fan, Mets orange and blue just make me sad.”
- Niese, Wasn’t he the guy on the Mets who was always giving up lots of runs to the Phillies?”
- “and Big Pelf…miss that mofo”
- “Hey all! Sorry to be late. Have I missed much?”
- “nah”
- “oh wait Matt Harvey has Leukemia and ALS”
- “plus they are throwing a buncha of cancer kids to the street at CHOP to make room for the Matt Harvey Wing”
- “You would think his arm was severed in a horrible accident. I mean I wouldn’t wish this on anyone but media making it sound like he needs an arm transplant.”
- “Young phenom pitchers get all the press. Although being in ESPM Body Mag …..WHOOT.”
- “I see the Matt Harvey obituary continues.”
- “Alas, poor Harvey!
we knew him, Borg_Queen:
a fellow of infinite fastballs,
of most excellent breaking pitches:
he hath borne the Mets on his back a thousand times…” - “I saw the LOSMETS.COM thing drawn behind homeplate, and I swear to god I thought it said LOLMETS.COM”
- “Well, they did trade Marlon Byrd on Marlon Byrd t-shirt night.”
- “Almost as bad as trading Hunter Pence a week or so before Pence bobblehead night. SNIFF.”
- “Good news: KK’s arbitration value has gone down significantly”
- “This is the game I would have expected if Harvey were pitching.”
- “Harvey using Jedi mind control from the M_ts dugout.”
- “So far this game is no fun.”
- “This is Harvey-like. That Jedi thing seems to be working.”
- “Niese is dealin’…what exactly, i dunno”
- “Clearly the Ghost of the dead Harvey appeared to him, and demanded that Niese avenge his death…
(hey…I know this story!)” - “Barf.”
- “Tomorrow has to be a better day.”