By: Stache Staff

You Mad, Bro? Phillies Strike Out Their Way To A Loss


From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight“:

  • I believe in the Church of Baseball.
  • The Man goes down looking…..the world is ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 🙁
  • Threw a shit ton of pitches at least
  • Everybody hits? For the Mets that is? Not looking good so far.
  • Fuck you ump WTFH
  • Wheeler…every out so far is a K
  • Well that wasn’t good at all.
  • Maybe Diekman and Buchanan should give up the slider.
  • Sure would be nice if our offense showed up against their young’un.
  • Nice catch by that jagoff.
  • Wheeler with a hit.
  • Pickoff throw and swipe tag in the cojones would make things interesting.
  • What the hell!
  • 2nd walk of Granderson…he of the .203 batting average…
  • How much did Frandsen cost?
  • Stop throwing balls please.
  • Be nice if our offense could get something going instead of K’s.
  • Some offense please???? Not asking for a lot, just a runz would be nice.
  • Poop.
  • Really Jimmy????
  • Oh Ryan…….swinging on crap again.
  • Don Brown meet the Mendoza line.
  • WTH is with this strikezone?
  • I hate to make snap judgments on well-regarded prospects, but I’ve about seen enough of Cesar Hernandez.
  • Mets announcers: “Great pitch. Right at the knees!”
  • Hmm since when does knees = mid calf?
  • Can we get a full graph on this strikezone with each team this is fucking ridiculous?
  • Well, I enjoyed the 1-game winning streak while it lasted.
  • F Mejia

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