From SB Nation’s “Pinstripe Alley“:
- “Please Yankees. Make the shitty taste of yesterdays go away. Plus I’m still bummed out about Jose Fernandez.”
- “Bean… Young?”
- “Nuno sucks so much balls”
- “Christ, we’re two batters in.”
- “Soooooooooo…. The saga continues……………Please stop sucking Yankees.”
- “Just remember Curtis, you get to go back to Citi Field tomorrow!!!”
- “Can we just pitch Tanaka every day?”
- “I hate how Sterling says Duda. “DooDAH”. Fuck this game.”
- “FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM”
- “Dat slide, Jeter.”
- “This has gotten predictable.”
- “I see I missed a real shit show so far”
- “Wow, baseball games are longer than a half inning!”
- “Screw this team. I’m done.”
- “Pitchers duel…”
- ““Melky Cabrera leads all hitters, and Aramis… uh… Alexei… uh……. the guy in Chicago is in 2nd.”
-a thing Suzyn Waldman actually just said on a professionally produced radio broadcast” - “Damn you Murphy”
- “Whaaaa?! The Mets aren’t allowed to make nice plays, are they??”
- “Wheeler vs Nuno! Who makes it to the fourth inning!?”
- “One good thing The Yanks are not wearing those BP hats.”
- “Oh for fucks sake. Bean that man!”
- “Should of beaned”
- “Now I’m no genius, but if they had beaned Wright he’d only be on first base.”
- “oh my God. It’s Aceves. Run! Run for your lives!”
- “This team finds new ways to be disappointing every night.”
- “That was a real stinker you deposited on the mound, Nuno”
- “The Mets are this team’s kryptonite the past two seasons.”
- “Fuck this game.”
- “I’m trying to figure out how I can combine alcohol with birthday cake.”
- “Just shut it all down.”
- “Dice K up. So not only could we make an awesome comeback…but we can do it off Dice K AND the Mets. Do it!”
- “Wheeler just wants us all to have hope. What a swell guy.”
- “LOL they’re leaving Wheeler out there.”
- “New rule: no one can stand on first when Jeter is batting.”
- “New rule: Jeter must take every pitch he sees. That might have have been ball 3.”
- “Derek Jeter: Ladykiller, Rallykiller”
- “So much fail. My eyes hurt.”
- “This game sucks.”
- “This is such fucking bad baseball”
- “Oh fuck off. Fucking moonshot to Daniel Murphy.”
- “I’m with 28 (hours until this game ends)”
- “Suzyn Waldman: “Daniel Murphy is the Mets best hitter because he doesn’t take pitches.” /aneurysm”
- “This game needs to have a pillow pushed down over its face.”
- “Last Yankee win over the Mets was almost two years ago. The winner was Boone Logan. The loser was Miguel Batista.”
- ““I have… things… In Manhattan tomorrow.” -John Sterling”
- “Tejada must be terrified of Wilmer Flores. He has suddenly re-animated”
- “Stadium is empty. Looks like 1st inning crowd at Citi.”
- “It’d be really nice if this was the beginning of McCann breaking out of his ineptitude.”
- “Christ, is this game still going on?”
- “Mercifully, it ends. Ugh.”
- “Save us Tanaka – you’re our only hope.”
- “shitfest over. Yankees lose. THUUUUUH Yankees lose.”
- “This team is in a shambles.”
