From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight” Blog:
- “Can Phils get one run off Niese?”
- “I’m inclined to skip Hamels when the Mets come around. Like we moved the rotation around for Moyer and the Marlins but like, opposite.”
- “Niese is dealing.”
- “david blight, you lost that battle”
- “hot damn, Byrd on firah. LOLMETS!”
- “Cole caught lolly gagging to first. Talk to him Ryno.”
- “Ump squeezing again”
- “LOL Grandy is garbage”
- “Dice-K “Human Rain Delay” Matsuzaka on the mound.”
- “How sweet is it when Wright strikes out looking?”
- “I like Wright so that makes it that much more enjoyable. I detest the Mets. Loathe.”
- “Bastardo warming up. We need Moar runzs NOW!”
- “Good grief.”
- “Take him out, do not talk to him!”
- “Antonio Bastardo: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.”
- “MEATBALLZ”
- “Thanks for nothing Bastardo. Bet the Mets send you a nice gift basket.”
- “I can’t watch.”
- “Tied game. Bastardo sucks.”
- ““Domonic Brown rolls one to the right side.” That’s my new meditation mantra.”
- “Are you kidding me? I take off at the end of 8 to run a few errands and I come back to this?”
- “Met announcer says Dom has a poor arm and takes forever to throw it.”
- “Smoking too much weed.”
- “Was he throwing at Utley?”
- “Is that 3 days in a row of Utley getting HBP now?”
- “Mother fucker”
- “This is not going to end well.”
- “Oh for fucks sake, BABIP fairy this is not the damn time.”
- “Tejada hits the Phils like he is Pete Rose.”
- “Ruben Tejada with the long single over the pulled in outfield <- calling this.”
- “That sucked worse than Nix.”
- “That is saying a lot.”
- “I need Moar alcohol.”
