From SB Nation’s “AZ Snake Pit” Blog:
- “Greetings fellow masochists!”
- “The Road to 90 wins begins today!”
- “At least we don’t have Ian Kennedy pitching. Or else Ike Davis would hit 100 home runs today”
- “This season is really making me glad I don’t have cable”
- “CY is in the Mets dugout today. Seems really weird seeing him in a Mets jersey”
- “Hey Ike Davis something something ASU something something”
- “A scorless inning! Anything is possible!”
- “Murphy with a nice play, But I think he made it looker harder than it should have been”
- “That is his trademark”
- “A scoreless Mets first inning. I’ll take it any way I can get it at this point.”
- “Well. There goes the no-hitter.”
- “Oh that’s more like what we expect from this team”
- “That ball was crushed”
- “:(
” - “Anthony Recker. A well known slugger…”
- “Crap! Losing already? :/”
- “Not by much. Better than yesterday”
- “McCarthy’s move is pretty terrible”
- “McCarthy’s move is pretty terrible”
- “Getting torn up by Mejia and Gee is not what I wanted to see….”
- “Ike took off his helmet while running and carried it to third. That was strange”
- “ASU! ASU!”
- “I have the recap image already done up….“
- “So my radio broadcast just went from the game to some dude talking about losing weight”
- “Sounds more interesting…Tell us about his methods.”
- “Even the pitcher hit it hard….”
- “So, um, Lets maybe not get shut out by the Mets again? Plz?”
- “Gee Willikers. Do we even have a hit yet? No? Of course we don’t”
- “Want to accelerate the exit of KT/ Gibson? Getting no hit by Dillon Gee at home to complete getting swept by the Mets ought to do it.”
- “Did we ever sacrifice anyone to Satan? Like Clefo suggested a couple weeks ago?”
- “The Mets guys just jinxed their pitcher”
- “HAHAHA OF COURSE”
- “HALLELUJAH”
- “DANCE IN BLOOD AS WE CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT!!!”
- “Another run imminent.”
- “and not by our team”
- “Parra you dumb bastard”
- “Parra gonna Parra”
- “Why expect anything else from Parra?”
- “At least we’re finding creative ways to fail”
- “Are we seriously going to get shutout twice by the Mets? And it isn’t even Matt Harvey. Gee and Mejia…..”
- “This is just one big pile of poop”
- “Can Bernie Madoff steal all the Mets runs?”
- “Guys is this real life?”
- “Caught in a landslide”
- “No escape from reality.”
- “Open your eyes, look up to the sky to seeeeeeee…NO, REALLY YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS!”
- “NO SHUTOUT! JOBS HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!”
- “ahhhh… that’s the Valverde I remember. Making things interesting”
- “Sweep complete”
- “Well that was fun while it lasted”
- “Pathetic”
- “If it’s going to be bad, may as well be historical. Do you think the ’62 Mets would mind if we took over as the worst team in history?”
