Mets at Nationals: Quintanilla 6 Murphy 4 Wright 5 Duda 7 Byrd 9 Davis 3 Recker 2 Lagares 8 Gee 1.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) June 5, 2013
#Nats 6/5 Lineup:@thisisdspan CFWerth RFZim 3BLaRoche 1B@iandesmond20 SSRendon 2B@s_lombo1 LF@kurtsuzuki CHaren RHP
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) June 5, 2013
Lagares is finally gonna start Juan
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 5, 2013
Not buying the Mets can’t beat the Nats tonight #LGM
— KW (@TGWTAboutSports) June 5, 2013
I have Marty Foster on my fantasy ump team so he better call a good game… #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) June 5, 2013
Note to Howie: Please try to give me the kill sign BEFORE you toss the headset down on the desk. #Thud
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 5, 2013
“Gently pulling off the rubber”- annnnd the inappropriate laughter has already begun.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) June 5, 2013
ohh Murphy leads the league in doubles. Thats prob what the Mets email meant
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 5, 2013
Come on me, David…I mean come on, David!! #Mets
— Kevin (@KVP_10) June 5, 2013
“d’Arnaud Span leedin awf foah de Natz.” – if Mike Francesa called baseball games.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) June 5, 2013
Lately, Mets outfielders reading fly balls the way @jareddiamond reads Mandarin.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) June 5, 2013
Span leadoff double. Yep, another bad read off the bat by a Mets outfielder. #ThatFirstStepIsADoozy
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 5, 2013
good mets are losing early so we don’t have to see a blown save
— Anthony Hernandez (@MetsFreak4Life) June 5, 2013
I see your leadoff double and I raise you another leadoff double.
— Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) June 5, 2013
DUDA SMASH DOUBLE! DUDA WILL CRUSH PUNY HAREN NEXT TIME #Mets
— Robert Z (@Rob_Zloto) June 5, 2013
Hah. Marlon Byrd 2-run homer. #Mets 2, #Nats 1
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) June 5, 2013
Byrd swoops in to make up for that Error
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 5, 2013
Byrd giveth, Byrd taketh.
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) June 5, 2013
isaac davis is the luke duda of ike davises
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) June 5, 2013
It’s Wednesday, everybody hits!!! Lol
— Karen (@GoMets01) June 5, 2013
Recker’s tush tho
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 5, 2013
Anyone heard from Milli Vanilli lately?
— Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) June 5, 2013
ike davis is standing on second base looking at tim teufel like, “ok, what do i do now?”
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) June 5, 2013
When Ankiel fills out an application and they ask him his race he marks “orange” #mets
— Scott (@Pilam76) June 5, 2013
Mets pitchers seems to be having a competition to see which one can get Terry to use them as a DH in an AL park.
— E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) June 5, 2013
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the final score of this game will not be 2-1
— James Gracie (@MidnightBashem) June 5, 2013
#Natitude sounds like an STD
— Kevin (@KVP_10) June 5, 2013
Weeeee YOU CAN’T COME INSIDE DAVID
— Katye McCarthy (@myfriendkatye) June 6, 2013
Haren is turrrrible
— Eric P. (@EricTheMetsFan) June 6, 2013
Captain America throws his mighty shield….all of the Nationals must yield…… #Mets
— Robert Z (@Rob_Zloto) June 6, 2013
GUYS! WE GET A COUPON FOR A RAZOR!!! YES!!!!
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 6, 2013
Another Byrd Dropping!
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) June 6, 2013
PED reports come out yesterday, Byrd starts launching HRs
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) June 6, 2013
I would hate to read Jeremy Hefner’s diary.
— Santos L. Halper (@TheFoyeEffect) June 6, 2013
Dear God, make me a Byrd. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.
— Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) June 6, 2013
#CheckingInWithKevin “Gare, I am standing in a burning building. The firefighters are asking me to leave. Guys?”
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
Check Byrd’s pee
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 6, 2013
Ronnie. Don’t make Recker feel bad about his glove size. It’s not the size of the glove it’s the… Ah, who gives a damn. Recker is dreamy
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) June 6, 2013
What happens after we die? #StumpGary
— Sam Page (@samtpage) June 6, 2013
Lagares lays Juan down.#Mets
— Steve Markham (@steve_markham) June 6, 2013
i don’t always like bunts, but when i do, they’re like that one
— Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) June 6, 2013
Night ruined: Gare just name dropped Chipper Jones.
— JLM (@mezzanine76) June 6, 2013
One of these days Ike will win the president’s race.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) June 6, 2013
My quesadilla fell on the floor
— Zane Schwartz ® (@ZanerzasNJ) June 6, 2013
Love the Presidents Race here at Natoinals Park, but it’s kinda mean how they never let Bob Dole win.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) June 6, 2013
The sweat line on Dillon Gee’s hat looks like the profile of the Capitol Building.
— Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) June 6, 2013
How do YOU tune out Adam Rubin? #StumpGary
— Katye McCarthy (@myfriendkatye) June 6, 2013
Marlon Byrd and Nick Swisher have the same amount of All-Star game sections #mets #TheMoreYouKnow
— Earl (@ttlsportsblog) June 6, 2013
— Jim Flaherty (@TheFranchise41) June 6, 2013
Atta boy, (Home) Recker!
— Shannon (@Miss_Met) June 6, 2013
Check yourself before you Anthony Recker self
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 6, 2013
So many runs! I don’t even know what to do!
— Allison Johnson (@allij04) June 6, 2013
Recker is a handsome man
— Murph (@metsfanmurph) June 6, 2013
Score ALL the runs!
— Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) June 6, 2013
To celebrate his 2 RBIs, Anthony Recker will go home tonight and bench a bar with David Wright and Ike Davis hanging on both ends
— MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) June 6, 2013
Ike making his own rules.
— Lisa (@Lqqieee) June 6, 2013
Cut Ike some slack. He hasn’t been past 2B all year
— Meriwyn Travisano (@Meriwyn) June 6, 2013
— Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) June 6, 2013
Ike just enjoys being on the bases
— All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) June 6, 2013
DAMN IT, DRUNK IKE.
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 6, 2013
Mets are scoring a weeks worth of runs tonight
— Evan Roberts (@JoeandEvan) June 6, 2013
Willie Harris makes that play.
— Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) June 6, 2013
Anyone remember Ruben Tejada… Yeah me either
— Nick Avery (@navery12) June 6, 2013
David showing some roid rage. Not a good idea THIS WEEK especially. HA.#METS
— Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) June 6, 2013
David Wright is very sexy when he gets fired up like that.
— Eric Bienenfeld (@EricBien) June 6, 2013
If Wright had gotten ejected I woulda went streakin!! #Mets
— Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) June 6, 2013
Geico SportsNight hasn’t been the same since #DiosMio
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 6, 2013
This is the part of the Dillon Gee show where every fan prepares the antacid pills.
— Sean Kenny (@TheSeanKenny) June 6, 2013
Angry Wright Vine vine.co/v/b3lggXwaaXU
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
I love how SNY shows Scott Rice warming up like it is a big deal. Show me when he is sitting down then I will be surprised
— Tyler (@tysim19) June 6, 2013
Careful Scott, Tm Byrdak was doing that exercise one time and his arm flew right off.
— d’evON (@DevOnSports) June 6, 2013
FOULITUDE
— Joe (@ritzdeez) June 6, 2013
SITTHEFUCKDOWNITUDE
— Joe (@ritzdeez) June 6, 2013
Gee should never grow facial hair again.
— Gabriel De León (@gabe_deleon) June 6, 2013
“Gee gets him with a high hard one.” Yes, @meriwyn– it’s that kind of game.
— Susannah (@SoozyWild79) June 6, 2013
I would prefer it if Gary never said “high hard one.”
— Christine (@cmonterosso) June 6, 2013
I miss Niese’s old nose. #Mets
— Harry C. (@harrycalat) June 6, 2013
— Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) June 6, 2013
#LetsGoToKevin RT @meriwyn: Between Recker’s tush and David getting angry…this is the hottest Mets game I’ve ever seen LOL #BackToYouGare
— Scott (@Pilam76) June 6, 2013
ANTHONY RECKER IS STREAKING (if only it were true)
— Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) June 6, 2013
Messy hair suits you Niese, stick with that & lose the played out caesar
— KW (@TGWTAboutSports) June 6, 2013
Lagares 3 hits!! Say goodbye to Ankiel.
— peter dunetz (@pete807) June 6, 2013
Recker double drives in another. 8-1 Mets in 7th. 3 RBI tonight. Who gets him on post-game, KB or Ed?
— Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) June 6, 2013
Lagares with a career-high three hits… look for ankiel in the lineup tomorrow
— Steph (@whutyearisit) June 6, 2013
Starting to get a bit more comfortable about winning this one.
— All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) June 6, 2013
Once Wheeler is up, can the Mets invent an imaginary top prospect to keep everyone pitching for their jobs?
— Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) June 6, 2013
I watched this week’s “Game Of Thrones” tonight. I think this Mets game might be a bigger bloodbath.
— Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) June 6, 2013
Every Mets starter, including Dillon Gee, has a hit tonight
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) June 6, 2013
10-1 Mets? What the hell?!
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 6, 2013
Lombordozzi looks like a proud graduate of the Roger Cedeno School of Outfield Defense #mets
— Robert Z (@Rob_Zloto) June 6, 2013
And two home runs for Marlon Byrd? Apparently, the word tonight is trollin’.
— Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) June 6, 2013
What the hell Astros? Can’t the Mets just have ONE night where we get to look good with runs? Ya gotta show us up with 9 runs on the O’s?
— Jill FuckYourLander (@GoJBuckYourself) June 6, 2013
Nats have the tying run on base, if they bat around without getting any outs.
— Alex K (@KopaKola) June 6, 2013
I like Mets games like this. #MOARPLZ
— Chris (@tpgMets) June 6, 2013
A SPECTACULAR PIITB! AND CARSON DID GOOD! FUCK ALL OF YOU.
— Lisa (@Lqqieee) June 6, 2013
Pongalo en los libros
— Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) June 6, 2013
NOT SURE WHAT’S GOING ON HERE…
THE GAME’S NOT OVER! WE’RE PLAYING AGAINST THE NATS!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
THE GAME’S NOT OVER! WE’RE WORKING OUT OUR LATS!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
THE GAME’S NOT OVER! I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAT!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
THE GAME’S NOT OVER! WE’RE TRYING TO PAD OUR STATS!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
THE GAME’S NOT OVER! WE’RE TRYING TO GET JUSTIN TURNER AN AT BAT!
— Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) June 6, 2013
MEANWHILE, IN SEATTLE…
You don’t see this every day. twitter.com/Mariners/statu…
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) June 6, 2013
THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY…
In Malaysia, you would get 20 years imprisonment and whipping if you get caught giving or receiving a blow job.
— What The F*** Facts (@WhatTheFFacts) June 5, 2013
