From SB Nation’s “Federal Baseball“:
- “please be good, Haren………”
- “huh, thanks Marlon”
- “Marlon Byrd giveth… and Marlon Byrd taketh away”
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”wow………………why can’t we ever get guys like that?”
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”Ike Davis, Haren?!?!?!”
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”Haren has certainly been a bust thus far. Throwing meatballs up there.”
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”What’s this? an OUT?”
- ”Haren is lucky that 3-2 pitch didn’t get jacked out of the ballpark”
- ”remember, these are the mets”
- ”Haren runs like I do. That’s an insult”
- ‘thanks again, Marlon.”
- ”He’s like a gazelle out there. A wounded, wounded gazelle.”
- ”dangit, Werewerth…………………where’s the leadership???”
- ”Oh, good grief….Murphy breaks an 0-14 single… and then justlikethatWrightjacksone….
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…… - ”Oh Haren, be better.”
- ”Annnnd again”
- ”THIS CAN’T BE LIFE”
- ”Holliday………………………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………..”
- ”A scoreless inning from Haren. Apparently he’s capable of throwing them………”
- ”On the bright side….…I found a beer in the back of my fridge after thinking I had none left. Woo-hoo!”
- ”So, it’s official. We’re worse than the Maaarlins.”
- ”I do NOT remember ordering meatlballs tonight….do not want.”
- ”My eyes deceive …the METS have TEN hits in FIVE innings? does NOT compute……”
- ”you can’t put Dillon Gee away? I MEAN WHAT THE I DON’T EVEN”
- ”My MLB.TV feed went out.’“Your team is getting killed by the Mets, surely you don’t want to see this!””
- ”I really enjoy seeing the Nats offense get shut down by Dillon Gee.”
- ”He’s masterful, isn’t he?”
- ”#Craptastic”
- ”Cy Gee”
- ”A real outfielder would be nice to have”
- ”Like, say, Bryce Harper?”
- ”dreamer, he’s WAY too good for this team”
- ”Wow…David Wright arguing when it’s 7-1…and he obviously went….”
- ”I hate him and his stupid eyebrows”
- ”Yeah, that was pretty lame. No one cares, Wright.”
- ”Davis doesn’t lick his fingers as disgustingly as Clippard does”
- ”I’m pretty sure Dillon Gee has had better ABs than any of the Nats hitters. Aaaaaand he gets a hit AND an RBI.”
- ”Cy Gee, he hits too.”
- ”more like MVGee”
- ”Just embarassing, ITS THE METS. Whatever, see y’all tomorrow.”
- ”Rally time!”
- ”Just kidding”
- ”Ugh I’m out, I can’t take this abuse. Good night, friends”
- ”Recker swings at total nonsense, Holliday calls it a “great pitch”
- ”Yayyy 3rd place!!!! /throws remote at TV and sobs”
From the Nats’ MLB Forum:
- “*sigh*”
- ”Sheesh… Dan Haran is Jason Marquis incarnate… terrible..”
- ”I hate to say this, but we’re definitely 2013’s version of the “hitless wonders”… no matter: GO NATS!!!”
- ”Still early, but beginning to think it’s not their year”
- ”You’re right about Werth. He is starting to give Nick Johnson a run for his money. Zim should not have been given an extension. Lots of bad moves. I have given up on the year already.”
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