From SB Nation’s “The Good Phight” Blog:
- “Greetings from section 115. It’s my son’s half-birthday. Sadly we have 2 raging asshole Mets fans 2 rows behind us.”
- “years of being owned by this guy to look forward to”
- “And possibly Wheeler as well.”
- “With Niese that’s certainly makes for a good rotation.”
- “Lannan just struck out the side. I WAS THERE!”
- “A day that will live in infamy.”
- ““Here comes a curve ball.” Swing and miss. “It would be nice if Ryan Howard knew that.””
- “Couldn’t that bat shard have stabbed Harvey’s eye out? Of course not.”
- “Or maybe in D.Young’s thigh?”
- “Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn”
- “So I hate this Eric Young Jr.”
- “Ok. Let’s start grinding at the plate and, at the very least, try to get a high pitch count going on this guy.”
- “lol good one”
- “Wtf just happened?”
- “Revere caught the ball, dropped it on transfer ump said no out”
- “DERP”
- “Ummmm…”
- “I feel like every Mets double today has been hit to that same exact spot.”
- “Who was it who said, “Hit ‘em where they ain’t?”
- “We left in the rain delay. Between the rain delay, the asshole Mets fans and the score, our son had enough. Today we are fair weather fans in every sense.”
- “we got this”
- “Got what is the question.”
- “a sack full of crap”
- “Sad. This is just sad.”
- “well it’s Matt Harvey. Losing the 1st game was the sad one.”
From MLB’s Philadelphia Phillies Forum:
- “Phillies win 37-6.”
- “I am not very optimistic today as they are facing Matt Harvey.”
- “”He’s not a machine ! He’s just a man””
- “You can’t sign a terrible player with the GM telling the world that he will be the starting RF when he’s healthy.”
- “I almost want this to fail today.”
- “And for pulling all of Jonathan Papelbon’s, Michael Stutes’ and Charlie Manuel’s respective bacon out of the fire last night with another dramatic walk-off hit, Kevin Frandsen is rewarded with…… a seat in a stifling dugout for 9 innings.”
- “I’m sure Manuel said good job Kevin followed by get your a$$ back on that bench biatch.”
- “It would not surprise me if Harvey pitches a no no today. Wait till you see some of the AB’s the phils give. Get your alcohol ready.”
- “I definitely could see a no-no today.”
- “Kid in the stands 1 Phillies. 0”
- “Someone in the stands should have beaten the <shit out of him but instead they applauded him. SMH”
- “Double digit K’s seem likely as well.”
- “Wow Harvey is really throwing with some gas.”
- “Why can’t the Phils get this guy out?”
- “Rollins was “retired easily” because he stopped running”
- “He will never change, he is what he is.”
- “Ump giving Harvey waht he wouldn’t give Lannon. Typical.”
- “Overpowered”
- “Revere is <SHIT! (at baseball)”
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……………………………..,” - “Every game the Umps somehow diminish the Phils ability to win. Every game.”
- “If Revere catches a routine fly ball and throws it to the INF like any normally adequate CF would, this discussion about the umpires making a bad call wouldn’t be happening.”
- “Yup, it’s over.”
- “I don’t see them scoring 5 off Harvey.”
- “If that inning (6 pitches) wasn’t an indication of this team quiting for the day, I don’t know what would be.”
- “That inning was so fast(6 pitches), didn’t have time to complete my bathroom visit.”
- “Roster littered with recycled dumpster diving garbage. Thanks Amaro.”
- “I call a 9 pitch inning.”
- “What Harvey has been doing to the Phil’s is how I felt Halladay used to do to the mets.”
- “Time to do something more important like pluck my nose hair. This game is done.”
- “If I had to pick a planet, I would go with Uranus, because that is where this organization has there head, up there anus.”
- “Revere is a horrible outfielder.”
- “repeat last statement”
- “”Roster littered with recycled dumpster diving garbage.” That, along with aging has-beens who are living off past glory.”
- “There is a better chance of finding Hoffa’s body, then there is of the Phils winning this game.”
- “God can Delmon Young please get the <fuck off this team.”
- “Jimmy took a pitch. That’s a sign! WE ARE WINNING THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
- “Ok great we get to see the game end in a Ryan Howard strikeout.”
- “Well at least that shite is now over with. what a joke.”
- “Did anyone think that this old, over-paid, pathetic lineup was going to compile more than 6 total bases against a superior pitcher like Harvey?”
