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You Mad, Bro? “NationaLOLs” Edition

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From SB Nation’s “Federal Baseball” Blog:

  • “Always excited for a debut!”
  • “Those orange hats the mets fans have on are really ugly”
  • “paint the Apple orange too, then………….”
  • “Dang it Werth”
  • “ALR gives mound advice…………”hey kid, Werth’s fault….”
  • “Also…..”get used to it…”
  • “Blame the Werewerth!”
  • “Making Wright look a little silly, but ultimately walks him.”
  • “There are way WORSE things than walking Wright…..just sayin’….”
  • “Oh man whats going on”
  • “Somebody talk to him”
  • “Julie…that’s enough talking.”
  • “Quintanilla vs. Jordan#2. My daughter thinks he likes tortillas.”
  • Angel Hernandez sighting…………….home plate ump tomorrow……….”
  • “bah……………..no-hitter gone……….”
  • “as usual, Angel Hernandez and Demuth don’t bother to use technology….”
  • “Nieuwenhueis (I didn’t get that right…sorry)”
  • “thanks gee”
  • “or- Gee, thanks”
  • “A big ‘Danke’ to the Mets 9-1 hitters!”
  • “GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….what voodoo is Byrd working today……..?”
  • “I hate this stadium”
  • “We could really have used Harper today.”
  • “Or competent fielding…”
  • “Dang…this Young is pesky….”
  • “What weirdo pinball move is Byrd going to cause this time……..?Harbor ill will toward Byrd….”
  • “As a note, Jayson, you don’t have to run hard if you hit it over the wall….”
  • “oh great….nervous Gio in NYC on a Sunday night…………….aaarrrrgggghhhh”
  • “I feel good whenever Gio takes the mound.”
  • “what an awful, awful game. taylor jordan at least looked like he belonged. the rest of the nats? not so much…”
  • “And the offense is once again hapless (to say the least). They’ve scored two TOTAL runs against Dillon freaking Gee this year. Sad.”
  • “Hope we have the patience to let Wheeler walk people if he’s having control problems. I’m glad we have Gio going tomorrow. If he pitches his normal game and the Mets hit like they did the first two games they’ll be lucky to get more than a run off of him.”

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