From SB Nations’s “AZ Snake Pit” Blog:
- “Ugh, It’s that horrible time that comes once every year…Keith Hernandez with a microphone”
- “Although, it could be worse….Can you imagine a broadcast of Hernandez, Hawk and Joe Morgan?”
- “I would refuse to watch that. No excuses. I would boycott that broadcast”
- “C’MON, YOU CANNOT LET THE METS GET THE UPPER HAND LIKE THIS!!!!!!”
- “This team could really use an easy game… and so could we.”
- “Marcum looks Like the reunion tour version of his former self.”
- “New uniform, same EYJ”
- “the Mets are in for a long night from here out.”
- “It’s been long nights since Carlos Beltran looked at strike 3 in 06 for the Mets”
- “Weird to see Oliver Perez in a pitching duel nowadays”
- “HAIL SATAN”
- “Too bad we miss Corbin vs Harvey by one day. I’d love to see that”
- “Marlon Byrd is still alive? And playing baseball? And at a high level? I must be chocolate wasted.”
- “lolEYJR”
- “Marcum needs to rediscover which time zone the plate is in first.”
- “More like John Suck. HUH HUH HUH?”
- “Wow lol Buck was trying to hit that into my apartment in Brooklyn”
- “Satin drove a liner past Satan to lead off the inning”
- “How’d Miley end up with 7Ks?”
- “Mets”
- “I’m not sure what takes more dedication – that catch or simply being on The Mets”
- “Heath Bell warming up. Oh god, please save us all”
- “Heath Bell. I seriously, honestly don’t know whether to laugh or cry…”
- “I favour puking”
- “I just turned the game off. Let me know when Heath Bell is done.”
- “Heath Bell didn’t ruin everything, I don’t even”
- “SATIN? He looks more like SATAN!”
- “What’s on that warning track, volcanic rock?”
- “rusty razorblades,it is NY after all.”
- “Meanwhile, the saddest wave ever spreads through the stands”
- “that’s not a wave it’s a mudflat. not enough depth to have a wave.”
- “Any reason Why Parra didn’t go through the bullpen and get on a golf cart rather than walking across the field?”
- “that would involve thinking……”
- “He Eckstein-ed”
- “lol Mets fans…You’re seriously doing the wave right now?”
- “Gd I hate Eric Young Jr.”
- “LaTroy Hawkins is still around? I saw him in the minors 20 years ago.”
- “Everytime I see Marlon Byrd’s name I hear it said by James Mason. Am I weird?”
- “Damn it! And things were looking so good only 30 minutes ago.”
- “It just can’t be easy, can it?”
- “I am eyeing the liquor cabinet”
- “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUCK.”
- “Better grab my extra innings beer”
- “Most Valuable Opponents, This Trip 1. Jayson Werth 2. John Buck”
- “Chaz Roe for closer Hell, why not Zoidberg?”
- “How about sasquatch? If someone gets a hit off him, he’ll throw them into the stands,”
- “He pitched yesterday, Under the assumed name of “Josh Collmenter.”
- “I could swear I saw Chaz Roe on a median yelling at me about Lizard People the other day”
- “I saw Angel Pagan at the Pei Wei by the Fashion Square yesterday. He’s on the DL and he limped in with his family. It was weird someone who plays for the Giants and not wanting to boo at him.”
- “This is a very long game”
- “Chaz Bono. Oh. That’s someone else”
- “The theme song for the DBacks Should be Katy Perry’s”Hot & Cold””
- “Byrd is NOT the word…”
- “Put Harvey in to pinch hit , he can do everything, right?”
- “Aardsma has a very high ratio of a’s to consonants in his name.”
- “That bat throw Just sums up what we’re all feeling, David.”
- “Is it the 14th inning stretch yet?”
- “I think the subway stops running at midnight. You’d only be there if you were staying at a hotel nearby or drove to the stadium.”
- “Bloomberg has outlawed fun.”
- “I think they run a late train back into the city for Met games, as needed”
- “HAIL DAMN SATAN”
- “Please, Just hold this lead”
- “Gah”
- “Oh no”
- “LOL Harvey brought in to PH”
- “Oh, Harvey can actually hit. Damn.”
- “I have a bad feeling about this.”
- “One strike to go Josh.”
- “Or not”
- “ASFhsdjkfsdkjfsdhjkfsdhkgshdjkghsdjkghfdjkgshjk”
- “I hate this team.”
- “WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!” (image below included)
- “Worst loss of the season.”
