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You Mad, Bro? Nat Repellent Edition

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From SB Nation’s “Federal Baseball“:

  • “please be good, Haren………”
  • “huh, thanks Marlon”
  • “Marlon Byrd giveth… and Marlon Byrd taketh away”
  •  ”wow………………why can’t we ever get guys like that?”
  • ”Ike Davis, Haren?!?!?!”
  • ”Haren has certainly been a bust thus far. Throwing meatballs up there.”
  •  ”What’s this? an OUT?”
  • ”Haren is lucky that 3-2 pitch didn’t get jacked out of the ballpark”
  • ”remember, these are the mets”
  • ”Haren runs like I do. That’s an insult”
  • ‘thanks again, Marlon.”
  • ”He’s like a gazelle out there. A wounded, wounded gazelle.”
  • ”dangit, Werewerth…………………where’s the leadership???”
  • ”Oh, good grief….Murphy breaks an 0-14 single… and then justlikethatWrightjacksone….
    GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……
  • ”Oh Haren, be better.”
  • ”Annnnd again”
  • ”THIS CAN’T BE LIFE”
  • ”Holliday………………………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………..”
  • ”A scoreless inning from Haren. Apparently he’s capable of throwing them………”
  • ”On the bright side….…I found a beer in the back of my fridge after thinking I had none left. Woo-hoo!”
  • ”So, it’s official. We’re worse than the Maaarlins.”
  • ”I do NOT remember ordering meatlballs tonight….do not want.”
  • ”My eyes deceive …the METS have TEN hits in FIVE innings? does NOT compute……”
  • ”you can’t put Dillon Gee away? I MEAN WHAT THE I DON’T EVEN”
  • ”My MLB.TV feed went out.’“Your team is getting killed by the Mets, surely you don’t want to see this!””
  • ”I really enjoy seeing the Nats offense get shut down by Dillon Gee.”
  • ”He’s masterful, isn’t he?”
  • ”#Craptastic”
  • ”Cy Gee”
  • ”A real outfielder would be nice to have”
  • ”Like, say, Bryce Harper?”
  • ”dreamer, he’s WAY too good for this team”
  • ”Wow…David Wright arguing when it’s 7-1…and he obviously went….”
  • ”I hate him and his stupid eyebrows”
  • ”Yeah, that was pretty lame. No one cares, Wright.”
  • ”Davis doesn’t lick his fingers as disgustingly as Clippard does”
  • ”I’m pretty sure Dillon Gee has had better ABs than any of the Nats hitters. Aaaaaand he gets a hit AND an RBI.”
  • ”Cy Gee, he hits too.”
  • ”more like MVGee”
  • ”Just embarassing, ITS THE METS. Whatever, see y’all tomorrow.”
  • ”Rally time!”
  • ”Just kidding”
  • ”Ugh I’m out, I can’t take this abuse. Good night, friends”
  • ”Recker swings at total nonsense, Holliday calls it a “great pitch”
  • ”Yayyy 3rd place!!!! /throws remote at TV and sobs”

From the Nats’ MLB Forum:

  • “*sigh*”
  • ”Sheesh… Dan Haran is Jason Marquis incarnate… terrible..”
  • ”I hate to say this, but we’re definitely 2013’s version of the “hitless wonders”… no matter: GO NATS!!!”
  • ”Still early, but beginning to think it’s not their year”
  • ”You’re right about Werth. He is starting to give Nick Johnson a run for his money. Zim should not have been given an extension. Lots of bad moves. I have given up on the year already.”

 

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