By: Stache Staff

You Mad, Bro? Rivera Blown Save Edition

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From SB Nation’s “Pinstriped Bible:

  • “Harvey’s been human his past few outings. These Yankees are unpredictable. And Chris Stewart needs a bigger glove.”
  • “are we still beaning Wright?”
  • “My humble request for tonight: Just don’t get no-hit, OK?”
  • “god almighty”
  • “Nasty.”
  • “Haven’t watched the Mets this year but with only 2 batters hitting over .244, they have a long season ahead of them.”
  • “It’s painful to watch them. Constant reminder of why I’m a Yankees fan.”
  • “This Harvey fellow is really giood.”
  • “I blame A-Rod”
  • “About damn time we did.”
  • “Oh Jesus Wells… Someone donate their arm and Fingers to Grandy already.”
  • “Woo good job overbay. Best mediocore hitter ever.”
  • “Somebody GIF that Marlon Byrd head shake. It was gold”
  • “Let’s give Byrd the assist on that run.”
  • “Harvey’s pissed he’s on the Mets”
  • “How do the Mets end up with a pitcher who has a mindblowing season every year and still be nothing more than a skid stain?”
  • “Brett Gardner trolls Daniel Murphy again.”
  • “YOU BEAUTIFUL SPEEDY MAN!”
  • “I don’t think we’ve said this but just making sure. BEAN. WRIGHT.”
  • “LOLmets”
  • “That was a nifty spin-move by Harvey there.”
  • “Cone is enjoying the result of that comebacker too much.”
  • “Too bad this ball park is HUUGGEE”
  • “I literally cannot believe Duda made that play. And neither can Mets fans. Duda makes Manny look like Brett Gardner.”
  • “Holy crap, Duda looked like a fraction of an outfielder there.”
  • “Matt Harvey seriously looks older than 24…”
  • “LOL Mets infield.”
  • “Thanks, Vern. Also, LOL, Mets.”
  • “They have truly lived up to their LOL-worthy reputation tonight!”
  • “Just comical.”
  • “Just Mets.”
  • “LOL. The middle of the Mets’ infield never ceases to entertain.”
  • “Valdespin is a bitch. Flips out over fat strikes being called strikes. He belongs on the Red Sox with Ortiz and Pedroia.”
  • “I will say, he looks pretty intimidating when the camera zooms up to his face.”
  • “Easy as pie.”
  • “Fuck Lebron”
  • “Of course with the fucking bloop double”
  • “Oh no…”
  • “Fucking fuck. The only two major leaguers in that god damned lineup”
  • “DFA Rivera”
  • “Should’ve Beaned him.”
  • “Chris Stewart is the fucking worst.”
  • “And that’s that, fuck everything”
  • “On the bright side, they will never reach a lower point this year than losing two in a row to the Mets.”
  • “These lucky motherfuckers”
  • “Embarrassing series.”
  • “Harvey gave us nothing tonight. Dude is a stud”
  • “They just gave Mets fans literally the one bright part in their miserable season. Bang up job.”

From MLB NYY Forum:

  • “This has 7 innings or 8 innings of shut out baseball for Harvey written all over it”
  • “Omg we got two hits off Mlb god!!”
  • “Harvey’s good….But would he be looking this dominant against a healthy line-up consisting of Jeter/A-Rod/Teixeira/Granderson? I doubt it.”
  • “His pitching sequence to Adams was an absolute clinic.”
  • “He would easily. He is arguably the best pitcher in all of baseball. It’s been close between him and Kershaw this year for who has been the best in 2013. The kid is no joke. He’s a beast.”
  • “The Mets could have the best 1-2 punch in baseball in a few years if Wheeler becomes a solid starter.”
  • “Did you see him dispose of Adams his first at bat? 3 pitches, knee buckling curve, filthy slider/change? and 97 fastball on the corner. I do not care who was hitting no one could have hit that at bat.”
  • “Overbay making the FO look like geniuses.”
  • “the Mets must hate Gardy”
  • “Yeah, Tejada’s been MVP for the Yanks in this series.”
  • “Don’t go easy on ’em just ’cause you threw the first pitch, Mo!”
  • “DAMMMMMMMMMM”
  • “Yep, Harvey’s got it all. The complete makeup of a top starter.”
  • “Harvey is the verlander of the NL”
  • “That one hurts…Oh well, the Mets are still an awful team and we will get better when we are at full strength….Remember, this was the Mets WS…Ours will be in October”

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