From the Diamnondbacks Blog on SB Nation “AZ Snake Pit”
- “This losing streak is getting old. Let’s win this game today… so we can start a new losing streak tomorrow.”
- “Heath Bell or JJ Putz kind of like whether I want waterboarding or chinese water torture”
- “The only thing that gives me any optimisim right now is that Corbin is pitching”
- “Dear offense that was offensive, sincerely, D-backs fans”
- “Offense? We don’t need no stinkin’ offense. …. oh… wait. :-/”
- “We ain’t the 2000 Ravens”
- “MOAR LKE ERIC DUNG JR”
- “Hey now… That’s not cool yo RACIST”
- “Mets one up the offensive derp”
- “IBB for Didi. Hey, Corbin, can you give us a grand slam?”
- “Brenly is now a cow.”
- “that is moosic to my ears”
- “Really, you guys Are you going to keep milking these puns?”
- “Have you reached a tipping point?”
- “We are udderly ridiculous.”
- “Is The Franchise actually Wright’s nickname, Or is he just worth more than everyone else on the Mets?”
- “Why does every Corbin start end up as a pitching duel?”
- “Because Sometimes the DBacks offense makes it look like I could go out there and pitch six innings of shutout ball?”
- “This time it looks like the weather will keep Corbin from #10”
- “They need a roof on the stadium.”
- “They just aired a taped Parra interview – in English. Is that a first?”
- “ROBOT UMPS: performance enhancing drugs for robots would be synthetic oil?”
- “ROBOT UMPIRE #20994 BANNED FOR ILLICIT APP INSTALLATION
- The Robot Umpire Union’s representative released a prepared statement:
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- “It’s possible the Mets are just terrible, But it kind of feels like Corbin is making a conscious effort to get outs earlier in ABs, since he knows he doesn’t have a bullpen. Which is awesome to see. Or, the Mets are just bad. One or the other.”
- “Mets are much better than they were, with Davis, Tejada, and others not stinking up the place.”
- “They didn’t move in the fences enough”
- “If they did, Parra might not be alive today.”
- “another pitcher with a bad record we make look like a 20 game winner”
- “Jeremy Hefner. Is not good enough to look this good.”
- “Corbin’s first loss? 1-0 loss in a rain shortened game? Sorrow.”
- “jgfkdlgjlfdk”
- “It’s the rain. Many native Arizonans are confused by the idea of water falling from the sky.”
- “Hefner has been lucky as hell”
- “the good news is this ice cream i’m eating has 2 flavors.”
- “Ever since I started eating ice cream we’re up 1-0 I’m going to get so fat.”
- “shit shit shitting shit shit”
- “Caution Diamondbacks At Play. Potential Disaster Straight Ahead”
- “I am no Satin worshipper!”
- “Well then. This would be a crappy way to get a loss.”
- “Any loss to the Mets is crappy”
- “When things look glum, I find Goldy and lemon meringue pie to be pleasant distractions. Independent of one another, of course”
- “Need to get this restarted, so Corbin doesn’t get a loss. Hope the bats are ready to take the Met bullpen to the woodshed.”
- “An insurmountable lead gets even more insurmountable….”
- “The good news is they resumed playing …and the bad news is they resumed playing”
- “I hate everything”
- “Sweet. A homer and an RBI single to a guy batting like .150”
- “How in the hell are we still in first place? When we’re playing like complete crap?”
- “This is disgusting”
- “I just can’t get over the fact. We keep losing to the Mets…………….”
- “What’s amazing is that literally every single player in their starting lineup today, except David Wright, is not really a major league starter…or shouldn’t be.”
- “Glad I have a book to finish. I was hoping it wouldn’t turn THIS ugly this fast when the game resumed.”
- “This is getting to be just beyond embarrassing”
- “On the bright side By law of averages, the D’Backs HAVE to win again this season, and if not I hear next year’s draft is pretty good”
- “On the bright side. I don’t think tomorrow’s sunrise has been DFA’d yet.”
- “Well, I started a marathon of Veronica Mars yesterday. So, that has made the last two days not be a complete waste.”
- “Skip the 3rd season… or you will feel like you’re back watching the D’Backs on this roadtrip.”
- “Oh by the way. Matt Harvey tomorrow night. Yippeeeeee”
- “Did someone mention something… about it being difficult to sweep a 4-game series? I’m thinking the Mets could accomplish it”
- “After what he did to us in his debut last year. This could be quite embarrassing”
- “Anychance a Comeback May Occur?”
- “.1 % chance according to Fangraphs”
- “Well I just asked someone out on a date and she said yes, so it ain’t all bad today.”
- “Hey, awesome! Tell her she has to live up to the standards of random people you know on the internet or we’ll judge her unworthy of you, it’s best to drop that in conversation early so she isn’t surprised later on.”
- “This is hard to watch”
- “Dont remind us how bad the Mets have been before us…. please”
- “Who knew the Mets were so (s)crappy?”
- “I’ve seen worse baseball games but they were played by 13-14-15 year olds.”
- “Pure ugliness.”
- “Welp”
