From SB Nation’s AZ Snake Pit Blog
- “If we’re invoking Return of the Jedi, Then let’s christen the bullpen Endor, home of the Ewoks.”
- “I’m looking for a spork just in case it gets too bad to watch.”
- “Three hours of Keith Hernandez. It’s a good thing I have alcohol. The Bolsinger news made me happy when I saw it too. How about a win against this team I hate?”
- “First pitch and we’re not losing yet.”
- “The Mets annoncers are the only ones to feel sorry for us so far this season.”
- “A RUN! We have a score! It’s more than zero!”
- “what does it mean when you have more of those runs (whatever they are) than the team you are playing early in the game?”
- “Camptown races…”
- “so Mets tied it up. Thats fun”
- “d’Arnaud took that one in the man region. Ouch”
- “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh /flails arms wildly/”
- “It feels like other teams must be giggling with glee at the thought of playing against the Dbacks.”
- “We are the new METS. oh wait…”
- “/checks on Suns. Well shit.”
- “the 4-game mini plan. choose any 4 times to cry in front of others!”
- “OK that’s it the team has gone batshit crazy.”
- “I wonder how hard it is for Brenly not to just say “Good god, this is pathetic” during every game”
- “when you’re in a 1 run game nothing works better than putting a guy in that’s never pitched in the majors. what could go wrong?”
- “5-2 Mets :-(“
- “He Should be Ready For The Mets! Mets aren’t better than a decent AAA club. :-)”
- “This season has been a radio station that plays nothing but Radiohead, The Cure, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, Stabbing Westward, Joy Division, and that “Gloomy Monday” song that makes people wanna kill themselves”
- “this season has been a really good radio station? more like a radio station that plays nothing but Nickelback, Greenday and the Offspring”
- “Opposing hitters when they come to Chase…”
- “We need Gordon Ramsey to come yell at these guys. That will shape them up!”
- “PLANS ARE FOR FOOLS!”
- “david wright’s eyebrows very serious stuff there…”
- “when the best play of the game is a replay from another play from another year…”
- “‘Dbacks pitching is so bad, they make even Duda look like a competent hitter.’-Mets fan”
- “Zach Wheeler has such an easy delivery lol Giants”
- “And that should just about do it. 4-12 baby!”
- “At least we won’t blow as many saves this year Because there won’t be enough leads to blow”
- “Well guess I’m going to have a ton of free time this summer”
- “Lol I thought we’d turn things around. Against the Mets. It’s not even fun to watch at this point.”
- “And now for another edition of ‘This Game Would Be More Interesting If Previous Half Inning Bullpen Derp Didn’t Happen'”
- “RALLY CAPS TIME”
- “its just like Major League 2 the pitching sucks the hitting sucks all we need is Kawasaki and it would be complete”
- “well, at least we uhhhhh…….nope, I got nothing”
